I love Chik-Fil-A.... it is moolicious! do u like it? they have very nice chikin.. if you post on this thread you LOVE CHIKIN AND HATE COWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :O)

Call Merry Maids

they're busy a-milking

A good steak. Rib eye, sirloin just add salt and pepper and sear the meat on both side and the eages and then let it cook over a slow open flame. Now thats a steak nice and medium pink on the inside.

The perfect steak, seared on the outside, pink on the inside, yummy

And I had meat loaf for dinner, damn !

This thread is making me hungry for a good steak ....

*scrubs the floor for Eceni...and the walls....and the little bit that somehow found the ceiling*

Perhaps next time you could use a rocket launcher? No messy cleanup...

Steak and garlic mashed potatoes *drools* with dijon mustard and a glass of apple cider.

Hmmm, I rather like roast chicken..what do you guys reckon? And that other white meat ..whatsisname....youmakemewannalalala...heard its quite tasty :) I'll bring the roticery!

And Cat has a great sounding recipe for a marinade, how's about I bring a 6 pack ?

I'm so there !

Sweet!
We can set up a jukebox and everything, invite all the Cadre, Keifer if he promises to be good and not feed the wildlife...send out a general invitation...

We can have a full on barbecue!

Are you any good at designing invites?

LOL... oh Keifer loves the wildlife... LOL....

Well I guess we could eat Elk , or Deer. Thier a little more Gammie but once you get past the sadd eyes they are really quit tasty. MMMMMMMMMMMM. LOL

*fires BFG 9000...watches the remains vaporise*

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Hey...I can deal with the sad eyes...just put a nice slab on my plate smothered in grilled mushrooms and onions, with feta cheese...here's a good recipe:
get a couple nice fillets
cook in a stick of butter in an iron skillet on medium low heat for 15 minutes (flip half way thru)
then in a seperate skillet in olive oil grill onions, then mushrooms, add a shake or 2 of italian seasoning or herbs de province, set aside
now take out your steak and set onto some crumbled feta you put down on your plate, ad the onions and mushrooms, then top with some more crumbled feta.
Serve with baby red potatoes and a nice wine...
COW ROCKS !!! eat more cow!!! Besides, if we weren't meant to eat cow, then why'd the big man go and make cows so tasty yet versatile???
...and fun too...can we say cow tipping???!!!

you got that right..

I'll design the invites for the BBQ as long as someone else hosts... I just got finished cleaning my place AGAIN. Besides... I don't have a backyard 80(

** hopes to god that a swift bout of bovine spongiform encephalopathy or avian leukosis will finish this nonsense off swiftly **

Awww. Some one always wants to spoil the game.... Keep playing.. I'm having all beef hot dogs for supper tonight..

this is a game?

it's become one

Got any good beef or chikin recipes, Phil ?

none other than to say the only good chicken/cow is a dead chicken/cow etc etc if you get my meaning.

Hurray.. That is just what we wanted to hear!!!!!!

gotcha, perfect sentiments

Where did you get those fabulous lashes?? Tutu is jealous..

Hey Cat... we had a bbq awhile ago.. it was a lot of fun.. here's the thread, it will give you an idea of how it works.. link i know that some others have been wanting to do another one.. so nows your chance.. lol

You know a good side of southern potato salad and cole slaw is a must at any good BBQ. And don't forget the Yams glazed in brown suger and and pears. MMMMMMMMMMMMMM

I have wonderful memories of that BBQ.. Even if I did get dunked..

hehehe yeah it was fun..

Yams glazed in brown sugar & pears ? That sounds yummy ! Where the heck is THAT recipe, hmmm ?? I KNEW I should've started a favorite holiday recipe thread before Christmas ... RATZ !!

Oh, thank you Ann, it's been brought to my attention that some people, who shall remain nameless, don't like my new avatar. I kinda thought it jazzed up the joint & pooh on them !

Get a couple cans of yams, drain them
dump into a caserole pan
add 1 cup dark brown sugar, 2 tblsp Molasses, a can of peaches--draines and cut small, a can of pears prepared same way as the peaches
**sprinkle on some walnut pieces (if you like nuts)
**sprinkle on some shredded coconut (if you like coconut)
top with marshmallows until it is nothing but marshmallows
cook at 325 for about 15 minutes or until heated through
PIG OUT...which by the way...have some great PIG recipies for those who have plenty of COW recipies


**and I love the glittery eyes!!!

Thanks Jenn, I figured you would , after all, you got style girl !

And thanks for the recipe, I believe I'll give it a go !

Actually I like fresh yams on this one and the pears are prepared in a sauce pan with butter, brown sugar and brandy with a pinch of cinnamon, nutmeg and vanilla.
Then you reduce to a medium thick glaze, and then you pour it over the yams and bake for 20 minutes in a covered 8x12 class pan at 325, uncover for ten more to thiken the glaze. Let cool for 45 minutes. Sprinkle more brandy over the top and then set a flame until extinguished and then serve.

Why must you all blow this all out of proportion? I was just advising you all to eat less beef....is that so wrong? and if your trying to piss me off, it an't working.....

HEY !!! .. Stop the presses ... I found uncle Angus ... and guess what, he's safe after all

Now, run along and be the singer in his band like a good cow

(*keifer mooseys off .. and suddenly breaks into lyrical verse*)

Oh, I’m bein’ followed by a moo-shadow .. moo-shadow, moo-shadow
... Leapin and hoppin’ on a moo-shadow, moo-shadow, moo-shadow

(*picks up his McDonald's bag on the way out the door*)

Well, if we haven'y pissed you off yet, then apparently we're just not trying hard enough !

But I just bet if we try, we can !

Big Mac for me too please !

Umm...pardon me, but thats not Angus Khan, man! This is Angus Khan...I'd know my cousin anywhere....click Deccember, he's famous, the chicks r like, crawlin all over him now dude...cuz he's in that calender....well, so am I! No Chicks here :-(

You mean we have to put a little more effort into it. Well first thing red meat is not that bad for you. The problem with red meat is that it taste its best when it is served either rare or medium rare. In this is the problem red meat is not fully digestible in this state. It needs to be fully cooked in order for the human body to completely digest it. That’s why when they cut a person open after a death they find up to several pound of undigested red meat in the intestines. But it also doesn’t help that some people only eat rare meat as a diet.

You're not fooling ME, I saw that pic of your cousin/uncle/whatever in a DRESS ! And it wasn't a kilt either buddy !
I'm going to be kind & not go for the obvious, however, a little gender confusion maybe ?

My Grandfather liked his steaks really rare. I remember one time we were in a nice restaurant & he told the waiter to "just walk his steak thru a warm room " I thought I'd gag. Bet he would've LOVED Steak Tartare !

Well, Mr. Cow.. We will have to try harder.. You started this.. You just can't go telling poeple what to eat, and threatening us with your icon.. It is threatening you know.. Saying eat more chicken or die.. Not a wise thing to do.. We will eat what we please and if you want it to stop, I would suggest you unsubscribe from this thread.. Now, pass that steak please..

So when are we going to start the how many ways to kill a cow and eat it tread. LOL
I could always start one.

Well... You start with a cow that no longer gives enough milk to be worth keeping..

Hey, I already started the cow recipes thread on this thread, a sub thread if you will....

So if your gonna start the how to kill a cow thread....go for it

Wow with Angus you get a gallon of tea.. LOL... now i find that UDDERLY funny.. (sorry)
One thing you gotta realise Cow is that there is so much seriousness in the world.. so when we see something like this its good to have a good hearted laugh and forget for awhile... it's called a sense of humour...

Oh also you need to get your bovine gender sorted out of what you are.. cow is female.. bull is male... my guess it's bull.. lol
Thought I would share the first verse of a well known aussie poem..

"There was movement at Caedes.net, for the word had passed around
That the cow from Chik-fil-a-farm had got away,
And had joined the mad cows -- he was worth a thousand pound,
So all the caedesians had gathered to the fray.
All the tried and noted artists from the countries near and far
Had mustered at the site overnight,
For the artists love threads where the mad cows are,
And the caedesians snuffs the battle with delight….."

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I'll be mooooooving along now.. LOL

hehehehehehehehehehe

This is cruelty! well, I'm glad you are all having fun.. eatin all of my friends and relatives!!!
>:[

Sure am!
Got mustard?

You know Jackie, I love that poem. Do you reckon they'll make a movie out of it? ;)
Starring Naomi Watts as the chicken eating heroine who changes her ways when she meets a strapping Caedesian lad, say, oh Johnny Depp, who woos her with the smell of bovine cooked over a hot CD burner...

OK...SUB THREAD:
How many ways CAN you kill a cow???

And dont say shotgun...THAT'S just too EASY...and HUMANE...
**and I agree...serious identity crisis...I mean...damn at least choose to be something cool...like a Lion...no one f*cks with lions, they're king of the jungle, top of the food chain...but a COW...that ain't an animal...its DINNER!!!**

got that tune stuck in my head now...thanks...
moo-shadow, moo-shadow

Spanish 'Cow' Fight:
Poison tipped spears that slowly kill the beast-thrown by individual wearing thin cotton clothing (to give the cow a chance) that hops around on a pogo stick.
5 points for the side
10 for the back
15 for the head
20 for the legs
bonus 100 points for the udders.

50 ways to cleave your MOO'ver

just give 'em a whack, jack
knock 'em on their can, stan
coat 'em in soy, roy
just get 'em to bleed

Hop on 'em's a plus, gus
they won't likely discuss much
just kick out their knee, lee
just get 'em to bleed

(*keith curses you for sticking this song in his head*)

(*wanders off, whistling*)

Next you go looking for a large sledge hammer.

I know Jenn, I was irritated all day yesterday too...couldn't get that stupid tune out of my head ...

Keith, if you don't stop I'm gonna bop you one, I swear

And Jeez Sophie, you are diabolically funny .....or evil....

I think we should just get a Komodo Dragon, all it takes is one bite, the bacteria in their mouth slowly kills off their prey & the Dragon just follows the scent of rotting meat to their dinner ....

And at this point, I'm all for a slow, lingering death

Aim carefully for the center of the forehead..

(Don't worry, we did this on the farm when I was a kid..I'm only giving the process we used.)

sounds like what they used to do in the slaughterhouses

Hehehehe.. Works on either cows or bulls. Steers as well..

humans, cats, turtles aren't that far down the list neither

I still feel like huntin for CHIKIN

Well, we could throw him in some quicksand, take bets on how long it takes for him to sink, tho that's not as creative as Soph's idea ....

Cats, boy Keifer, you'd better run before Ann catches wind of that !

Keifer would never hurt a cat.. Only chikin.

*whew*!

yeah...cuzz there are A LOT of cat lovers here...ain't that right Ann

You betcha..

Oh boy Keith.. you said that 3 letter word beginning with C.. and it aint COW.. lol... quick run, I'll distract them.. * oh look at that pretty little fluffy kitty... RUN KEITH RUN.. LOL

Maybe he can distract them with a song

sing boy sing !

.. Oh .. Pussys aint for Wussys
.. As the scars on my arm can attest
.. If you try to give your cat a bath
.. Your death will be painfull at best

.. only five minutes earlier he LOVED
.. now .. into the deep abyss he shoved
.. die die die, human scum, he hisses
.. my flesh, the most, I misses

(*bows*)

(*curtseys*)

(*scampers off stage*)

LOL ... words fail me for that one..

Hehehehe..
I understand Keith.. Been there!!! Done that!!!
Cats don't like baths.. They fight back..
I know you would never hurt a cat..

My last cat I rescued from a garbage dumpster .. missed out on a Nobel Peace Prize by --->.<---- that much

I used to have a Spider Monkey when I was a kid, and it was legal to have them .. this monkey knew what side its bread was buttered on so we could take it to the park and let it run free (the birds didn't like it there and swarmed it) .. but I would carry it out into the stream and the deeper I got the higher up me she would climb .. till she was sitting on my head, scolding me the whole time

best pet ANYBODY could have

oh! .. but, back on topic ... I love beefy talent .. do u?

Oh course!!
Especially the ones in the black leather chaps..

ROFLMAO @ both Keith & Ann !!!

Don't we ALL love talent ??!!

Yes, that kind of talent is a wonderful thing.. One of the things I miss about city living.. Small towns are dull and boring.. No one knows how to have any fun.. At least the town I live in is like that.. :(

*great tears of sadness rolling down face*

At least I get to have fun here.. *giggles*

ain't it the truth ?!

Any idea how to get back to the city?

Drive that-a-way ---------------->

go 4 miles then drive this away

<----------------------

go another 2 miles, turn there-a-way ^

go 200 miles

do not pass go, do not collect $200.

Hehehehe
I will follow those directions carefully..
(hope I don't get lost)

Cat doesn't tell you, it's the way to the beefy talent

So, Cat, how do YOU know those directions so well, hmmmm ??!

Enquiring minds want to know !

*innocent look* I have no idea what you two ladies are talking about.

btw, did I mention the extra ----------->

that-a-way?

No cat is ever innocent.. Not even Tutu..

She's trying to get us all lost so she has all that beefy talent for herself !

Now we just know on Cat's early report cards her teacher's scribbled in " Doesn't like to share her toys "

darn... ur onto me 8•P

and actually, all my early report cards said "has great potential, but does not apply herself". it was on every report card for FIVE YEARS. I think I'm offended.

Darn, can't distract you from all that beefcake..

LOL Cat ! My daughter's always said " Is very social "....teacher speak for talks alot !

You should have heard what they said about my kids.. Told them to mind theri own business.

Where's the beef?????

it's DROOOOOOOOOOLICIOUS!

MOOOOOOOOOOOLICIOUS is DROOOOOOOOLICIOUS ??!

Why Cat ! You're a poet !

Lol, hey, you'll never guess what I'm eating Moolious! :) u like burgers?

Yep - pers ! With cheese & fresh sliced onions too...

Yum-mee !!

Im having a bbq this afternoon,, your invited moolious.. =)

At the table or on the grill?

Yumm - ie

BBQ beef is DROOOOOOOOOLICIOUS

Is it me, or did Moolicious change the beginning of this thread ? Cuz I only hate THIS cow !

WHERE"S THE BEEF !!

Why yes, the cow did change the beginning of the thread. That sneak. Take him out back and thrash him w/wet noodles. (YAY! Beef Stroganoff!) 8•P

NOT allowed to change the rules in the middle of the game.. I love cows, on the table, in the field, or the barn.... Even some bulls.. There's only one I don't much care for.. That's the one that started this thread..

Lessee.....I LIKE chikin, LOVE my husband & children, LIKE beef, LOVE my dog Storm,
LOATHE Moolicious .....gettin' the idea here Moo guy ??

You all are familiar with the age-old axiom

ignore it and it'll go away

it works on spouses, teeth, body odor, presidents, and needy forumites (*raises hand*)

I'll expect you all to remember this when "lobsterlicious" pops up bemoaning the love for pizza in international society ... or whatever the reverse logic mathmatical algorythm might be

Does NOT work on spouses

I should know, I'm still married

or forumites....I'm still here aint I??

I had a delicious (or mooolicious) lightning bolt of irony hit me.
Moolicious Caesar was apparently Julius Caesar's cow...
Julia Caesar was stabbed to death by his senators.
Caedes has a Senate.....

*pauses for a second to admire the effect*

"I'm itchin, itchin, itchin
for a lynchin, lynchin, lynchin..."

What would the famous last words be? "Et tu, Bulltus?" Oh...Sophie...that was lame....
*hits self*
*smiles at strange men in white jackets with big pointy needles*

Ignoring spouses can be dangerous.. Ignoring a bull disguised as a cow just isn't any fun.. Original rules apply..

ya know, out of that list .. I EXPECTED to get jacked up about "body odor" ..

but, yes, it's true ... and apparently ya'll know it is .. that's why you didn't question it

Keith, my man, you're ignoring your audience here...ONLY women so far have responded to your list....think about it

OF COURSE we don't ignore body odor, would we spend the trigazillion dollars on perfumes, colognes etc., if it was ignored ?

We just felt the statement wasn't worth responding to....Not when we had ALL those other GEMS to respond to....

And as for YOU Sophie, you've spent too much time on The Rhyming Story Thread !!

* Scary thought * If Keifer & Sophie got together & wrote a book, it would either be a runaway bestseller or banned in 87 countries .....

Yo, call Random House

It's ok.. You just need a bath, KEIFER.. I have lots of old fashinoned soap.. Works better than all that stuff from the drug store..

Can't, his blinker would short out

Then where would he be ?!! Why, his hair would fall out, tho some might turn white & remain on the top of head in tufts, his ears would stand out in shock, his smile would freeze on his face in a type of rictus .....

Hmmmmm .....

Must be from his last bath..