The comment monster has taken over my soul, and devoured the cookie monster. ME... WANT... COMMENTS... You'd better do as it says, or it'll eat all your comments (and your cookies!)
I'm gonna be laughing all tomorrow now... Jaffa... that'll make people start to wonder if I need a mental home. Even though they already are.
Red Nose Day tomorrow... our school, once again, won't let us have non-uniform... but they said nothing about temporarily dying hair red.
*evil smile*
It makes me laugh when us students go on strike. We'll be in a classroom, and if a teacher picks on a student unfairly, we all tend to get out of our chairs and sit under the tables. It's so fun... you'd be suprised at the amount of gum under there.
The comment monster has taken over my soul, and devoured the cookie monster. ME... WANT... COMMENTS... You'd better do as it says, or it'll eat all your comments (and your cookies!)
The weird freakish chav who said my work was s**t? It looks like somebody found a way into his MSN account and changed his name to twat. I swear it wasn't me... but I applaud the person who did it.
The comment monster has taken over my soul, and devoured the cookie monster. ME... WANT... COMMENTS... You'd better do as it says, or it'll eat all your comments (and your cookies!)
Hi,my name is Rob..ok, so I'm not the greatest at replies and comments. Sorry. For anyone needing to contact me, my email is back up in my profile. >> my cluttered mess of a gallery
The comment monster has taken over my soul, and devoured the cookie monster. ME... WANT... COMMENTS... You'd better do as it says, or it'll eat all your comments (and your cookies!)
The comment monster has taken over my soul, and devoured the cookie monster. ME... WANT... COMMENTS... You'd better do as it says, or it'll eat all your comments (and your cookies!)
The comment monster has taken over my soul, and devoured the cookie monster. ME... WANT... COMMENTS... You'd better do as it says, or it'll eat all your comments (and your cookies!)
Hi,my name is Rob..ok, so I'm not the greatest at replies and comments. Sorry. For anyone needing to contact me, my email is back up in my profile. >> my cluttered mess of a gallery
A) It takes me 3 threads to realize that Les has changed his avatar. Nope, not awake @ all here.
B) I am not naming names to protect the hysterically guilty here - @ a Summit Meeting w/one of my licensor's yesterday, I toss out the name of the #1 brand in mass market luxury crib bedding and decor to illustrate a point - and the president of the licensor company asks who they are.
C) My sales guy who is with me embarrases their consultant company by knowing more about big name retailer's strategies than they do.
@ my sister's house, my father answers the phone and says "No, this isn't Mark (my bro-in-law), this is his son-in-law.
The person on the other end got very confused and said they thought they had the wrong number... you know... my 6 year old niece not having managed to pull off that wedding she's so obsessed w/yet. 8P
I suppose this was amusing for everyone watching, but I went to the gym today, and me and my family were playing tennis, and my brother, who finds it fun to thwack the ball as hard as physically possible, managed to send the ball flying towards me. I got hit in the rib. And then 5 minutes after I'd stopped crying, I got the hiccups. You have no idea how painful it is.
Sometimes ... i'll burst out in laughter because of a funny thought (it happens at the worst times and usually i can't tell people what it is because i'm laughing so hard)
"Don't worry lil' buddy ... we'll get you some help." >:oD
Well, that or take a three hour boat tour and end up stranded on some deserted island with a bunch of people named Skipper, Ginger, Mary Ann, the Professor too ... the Millionaire and his wife.
Keith would be the Skipper (rope not included), Lauren would be Ginger, Jacqueline would be Mary Ann, the Prof...pfft, no-brainer...Les. the Millionaire and his wife.. Owd Bob and Wor-lass.
Gilligan? again a no-brainer, albeit somewhat unconventional...Cat (animaniactoo)
It might be prudent on my part to start a new post. No sense giving the appearance of being verbose ... well, not really ... what's the writing equivalent of verbosity?
*looks up middle name on driving licence*
Ahhh, ok ... got it. Carrying on ...
I amuse myself when I am playing in the Photoshop sandbox. I can't bring myself to set any of the settings for the filter, effects, whatever ... at a number that is not divisible by 5.
Well, today, I went round my friend Al's house, and we all went on her trampoline, and then we were all trying to tackle Al, and Gemma ran up behind her to jump on her back but forgot she was on a trampoline, jumped too high, flew straight over Al and landed face first. It did make me chuckle :D:D:D
... how ... after balancing a fully poured cup of tea ... I can maneuver the span of, ohh ... let's say 20 feet, or 6 meters around tables, chairs and other slightly immovable objects.
Then ... within reach and sight ... nay, centimeters of a stable perch ... spill half of my cup in that single moment. :o|
LOL! That's called the Mad Hatter's Tea Party. "Clean cup! Move down!!!" Sooooo, how far down the rabbit hole do YOU want to go???
Haha that's a good one, Gem, did Al laugh too? Sounds like something I'd do...
Uh...the writing equivalent of verbosity IS verbosity. The speaking equivalent of verbosity is -- are you ready? -- logorrhea! No, wait, Moutharrhea! No wait......... *falls down laughing at own joke*
My father calls to congratulate me on being a sneaky lil <censored by the CCOC>
Gramps has been taking on jewish grandmother guilt trip syndrome worse and worse lately. So last weekend, when he was "mentioning" how the 20 year old TV has been having problems, but ah nevermind, it's not worth replacing it (implication being he'll be dead soon), he can get this one to work well enough.
My response I turn to grandma and say "Hey Grandma, I've got this great idea. We're all going to chip in and buy you a new tv for your birthday (2 weeks from today). How would you like that?" Answer: "I'd love it".
Gramps - w/a slightly stunned look on his face: "If you buy it for her birthday, can I watch it?"
Me: "I don't know, ask her, it's her tv".
I make brownies for the person who looked @ the brownie mix and then me in the grocery store the other day and said "those brownies do look good" (of course, I make em from scratch - no slackin around here!) and as they sit cooling on the rack, waiting to be cut, he says to me "Thank you for my brownie"
yes, and now I'm SUCH a guy...with a BBQ ('bout damn time)
When I order a piece of merchandise, and the sales person thinks they're doing me a favor by doing their damn job. Why am I amused, and not annoyed? They work there..and I don't :D
When my brother comes in, asks why I haven't done any more maths coursework since he left me to it 10 minutes ago... and my answer is that somebody said beeb on MSN which meant I simply had to talk to them.
... and then it's like a big "Sike!" on the part of Mother Nature and the lightning doesn't show ... and there you are ... eyes cast towards the heavens ... and a bird poops on you. :oP
When chavs call you grebos and none of us take offence... and then we call them chavs and they get offended.
So we stole their territory. Big deal. We're cool and don't quote the Catherine Tate show every other second.
And also when it starts spitting very slightly and all the girl chavs scream and run under cover.
And THEN when it's stopped raining so they come out, let down their guard, and in the space of two seconds it starts REALLY raining and you watch the make-up run off their skin while you sit there and enjoy the show.
I am confuzzled, and on that particular note ... I am sure. :oD
... the hunger pangs hit at 12 midnight, and as a snack ... I repeat the entire dinner process ... complete with dessert.
For the record, it was a mix of grilled sausages on whole wheat buns, two corn on the cobs ... lightly salted and peppered, generously slathered with butter ... and a butter tart, and yep ... some cookies. :o)
Wild dreams later that night, I tell ya.
I was the webmaster for an online art community. :o|
*leaves an opening for those that wish to interpret said dreams, as a nightmare ... at times* :oP
oh hell yah! McDees Menu hasn't changed in over ten years. Do they reall think it will change overnight?!
When parents tell their children four times that the next time they say 'No', the child wil be punished. the kid didn't listenthe first two times, what makes them think that repeating it four more is going to have any more of an effect....
Most likely, I know a few people I could refer in a heartbeat.
You know the saying that's something to do with seeing no buses for ages and then two come along at once? I see how it applies now... see, yesterday I started making a band with my friend and it got quite far, so I'm bassist for that, and then last night I was round my friend's with some mates and my boyfriend and apparently I'm a better bassist than the person they had in mind... so I'm in that band too now...
My boss: "omg, I have all these girl scout cookies, I don't know what to do w/them, I don't eat girl scout cookies"
Me: "you just eat the girl scouts?"
*turns red* probably not my best moment mouth started moving before brain thought better. fortunately - she takes a joke well.
True story Cat: I was complaining to a friend at work about all the Girl Scout cookies I ordered and with mouth moving sans brain he says "I got thrown out of the Cub Scouts for eating a Brownie".
"'Life is not a journey to the grave with the
intention of arriving safely in a pretty
and well preserved body,
but rather to skid in broadside,
thoroughly used up,
totally worn out,
and loudly proclaiming,
"WOW! What a ride!"'
"Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap." - Robert Fulghum
"Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap." - Robert Fulghum
I'am really amused when i'am at a stop light and someone in the car next to me is picking there nose to no end and looks over at me and realizes what there doing and starts to laugh. :)
... when other people at the grocery store pay heed to my casting certain fresh produce to the side, muttering stuff under my breath and don't pick that item either. Despite the fact, that in some instances ... there is nothing absolutely wrong with the item in question.
/\ It's how I amuse myself when the store is overcrowded and understaffed at the checkout lines. :oP
"Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap." - Robert Fulghum
I'm amused when I'm surrounded by a group of very active puppies that are tugging on my shoelaces & the only way to resolve the situation is to "get down" to their level. More tugging, chewing, snuggling, & playing. Quality playtime for the pups & myself ... that's for sure.
Doesn't take long before they have me "wrapped around their little paws".
#1) Was in LA for work this week. Boss picks hotel. Following phone convo between me and bf:
Moi: "My boss is to be congratulated on picking the hotel that can only be described as "Classy Skank"
BF: "I don't understand what you mean, what it looks like a whorehouse?"
M: "The room decorations all seem fine until you notice that the bed is in the middle of the room, and the headboard is a desk that's backed up to it, which is just the right height for you to lean over it so you can watch yourself in the mirror in back of it"
BF: "That's just you thinking that way, c'mon"
M: "Not when there's Pink Duct Tape in my guest basket!"
BF: *choking hysterical laughter*
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#2) During the Q & A section of a platform presentation targeting the rough and tough boy segment of the population @ a design summit for major licensor:
I raised my hand and asked "Do 8 year old boys who are REALLY REALLY into cars actually USE Conditioner?"
Then I had to hang my head in shame and apologize (although many people got it, but since I don't design into that category, I figured apologizing was the way to go).
IARA when someone is just chomping at the bit to burn around me in traffic, only to have me roll up quietly next to them at the next traffic light a mile ahead...
IARA when I say something to my friend like, "Hey, did you now that if you press the two different colored sides of 5 gum together, it explodes?" - and she believes me :D
actually i am amused by completly stupid things that arn't really funny. Everytime i laugh at something my dad says small things amuse small minds, i think he may be correct.
People who continue to confuse words...like my sister who says ideal for idea...I have an ideal...really now...an ideal what...transposed and transcribed...
you get the idea.
Please, even if you don't visit my gallery, check out my "Faves".I've left them intact since day "1", and would like it if every image there got the attention they deserved.
like me...
when the words leave my boss' mouth "I really hate it when you're right"