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I am really amused when...

.animaniactoo
01/05/06 10:48 PM GMT
whatever gives ya a brief laugh... or a snicker... or a snort....

like me...

when the words leave my boss' mouth "I really hate it when you're right"
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One man sees things and says "why?", but I dream things that never were and say "why not?"

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+Samatar
03/15/07 7:34 AM GMT
... I get a letter saying I can have gas connected to my house for a "contribution fee of $10,193.00".

Ummm... I think I'll stick with electric, for now...
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.gloopical
03/15/07 10:35 AM GMT
Electric is good.

I just find chavs funny. They're so orange!

*roflcopter*
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The comment monster has taken over my soul, and devoured the cookie monster. ME... WANT... COMMENTS... You'd better do as it says, or it'll eat all your comments (and your cookies!)
Icedtears
03/15/07 1:24 PM GMT
haha orange...i call them jaffa heads gem gem...you'll never look at them again without thinking that
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.gloopical
03/15/07 5:09 PM GMT
I'm gonna be laughing all tomorrow now... Jaffa... that'll make people start to wonder if I need a mental home. Even though they already are.

Red Nose Day tomorrow... our school, once again, won't let us have non-uniform... but they said nothing about temporarily dying hair red.

*evil smile*

It makes me laugh when us students go on strike. We'll be in a classroom, and if a teacher picks on a student unfairly, we all tend to get out of our chairs and sit under the tables. It's so fun... you'd be suprised at the amount of gum under there.
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The comment monster has taken over my soul, and devoured the cookie monster. ME... WANT... COMMENTS... You'd better do as it says, or it'll eat all your comments (and your cookies!)
.gloopical
03/15/07 5:48 PM GMT
Something just made me laugh.

The weird freakish chav who said my work was s**t? It looks like somebody found a way into his MSN account and changed his name to twat. I swear it wasn't me... but I applaud the person who did it.
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The comment monster has taken over my soul, and devoured the cookie monster. ME... WANT... COMMENTS... You'd better do as it says, or it'll eat all your comments (and your cookies!)
::purmusic
03/16/07 7:59 PM GMT
Your welcome. ;o)

... I amused myself today ... by taking a hammer to some petrified brown sugar.

Prior to that ... I had been sawing away with a very, very sharp knife to get my one lumps worth for my tea and coffee.

Came this close ... --->.<--- ... to losing a finger a few times.

Yeah ... me not the orangiest orange in the orchard at times. :o|
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust
::third_eye
03/16/07 8:09 PM GMT
poor Les..you're just a grapefruit with an orange's skin...
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Hi,my name is Rob..ok, so I'm not the greatest at replies and comments. Sorry. For anyone needing to contact me, my email is back up in my profile. >> my cluttered mess of a gallery
::purmusic
03/16/07 8:25 PM GMT
Lololol ... ahh man ... you kill me.

Wait ... what's this ... another layer?? *starts peeling* ;o)
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust
.gloopical
03/16/07 9:12 PM GMT
OMG, LES IS A KIWI FRUIT!

... Stop peeling RIGHT THERE, mister.

Or I'll cripple Toto again.
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The comment monster has taken over my soul, and devoured the cookie monster. ME... WANT... COMMENTS... You'd better do as it says, or it'll eat all your comments (and your cookies!)
::purmusic
03/16/07 9:24 PM GMT
*clicks heels together three times ... really, really ... really fast to avoid the dreaded "Gemma Cripple Maneuver" *
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust
.gloopical
03/16/07 9:34 PM GMT
Les... tomorrow, you will wake up very confused... in Cansas.

Or Cuba. Whatever works better for you.

Love the Wizard of Oswald :P
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The comment monster has taken over my soul, and devoured the cookie monster. ME... WANT... COMMENTS... You'd better do as it says, or it'll eat all your comments (and your cookies!)
::purmusic
03/16/07 9:58 PM GMT
*does the roflcopter*

*takes flight ... and lands in Cincinnati???*
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust
.gloopical
03/16/07 10:09 PM GMT
Oh dear... I've done it again... if you see Dorothy over there... tell her there's no refunds :P
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The comment monster has taken over my soul, and devoured the cookie monster. ME... WANT... COMMENTS... You'd better do as it says, or it'll eat all your comments (and your cookies!)
::third_eye
03/16/07 10:09 PM GMT
might your radio be tuned into W-KRP? tell Venus i said wazzup
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Hi,my name is Rob..ok, so I'm not the greatest at replies and comments. Sorry. For anyone needing to contact me, my email is back up in my profile. >> my cluttered mess of a gallery
::purmusic
03/17/07 12:19 AM GMT
Ahem ... seems him and Johnny are 'indisposed' at the moment. ;o)

We now return you to our regularly scheduled thread ...

^^^^ Ok, when I think about that ^^^^ ... now that ... that is amusing in the world of hijacks here. :oP
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust
.animaniactoo
03/23/07 5:48 PM GMT
A) It takes me 3 threads to realize that Les has changed his avatar. Nope, not awake @ all here.

B) I am not naming names to protect the hysterically guilty here - @ a Summit Meeting w/one of my licensor's yesterday, I toss out the name of the #1 brand in mass market luxury crib bedding and decor to illustrate a point - and the president of the licensor company asks who they are.

C) My sales guy who is with me embarrases their consultant company by knowing more about big name retailer's strategies than they do.
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One man sees things and says "why?" - but I dream things that never were and I say "why not?"
::purmusic
03/25/07 10:32 PM GMT
Lolol @ B).

Soooo ... it looks like your former 'boss' found work after all? :oP
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust
::gloopical
03/26/07 4:10 PM GMT
Hehe... not gonna ask here.

No, seriously, I'm not gonna ask.

I'M NOT ASKING!

When people think you know a secret in the first place... and then you're just like "I didn't know that."

The look on their faces. "You didn't hear it... right? Right?!?!"
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I wish I was a glow worm, a glow worm's never glum. How can you be gloomy when the sun shines out your bum? *runs off into distance giggling*
::purmusic
03/26/07 9:02 PM GMT
... when people think that the world revolves around them.

It doesn't ... it revolves around the sun. Just letting you know.

Yeah ... I am good that way. :oP

*turns ... and takes a step off the edge of the world*

Ok ... that one was a surprise. :o|
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust
.animaniactoo
04/06/07 12:38 AM GMT
A1's new answer to being harassed (when he deserves the harassment):

"PTHFFFFFT"
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One man sees things and says "why?" - but I dream things that never were and I say "why not?"
.animaniactoo
04/14/07 1:24 PM GMT
@ my sister's house, my father answers the phone and says "No, this isn't Mark (my bro-in-law), this is his son-in-law.

The person on the other end got very confused and said they thought they had the wrong number... you know... my 6 year old niece not having managed to pull off that wedding she's so obsessed w/yet. 8•P
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One man sees things and says "why?" - but I dream things that never were and I say "why not?"
::gloopical
04/14/07 2:51 PM GMT
Haha!

I suppose this was amusing for everyone watching, but I went to the gym today, and me and my family were playing tennis, and my brother, who finds it fun to thwack the ball as hard as physically possible, managed to send the ball flying towards me. I got hit in the rib. And then 5 minutes after I'd stopped crying, I got the hiccups. You have no idea how painful it is.
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I wish I was a glow worm, a glow worm's never glum. How can you be gloomy when the sun shines out your bum? *runs off into distance giggling*
::purmusic
04/22/07 12:46 AM GMT
Oh ... but I do.

I have played tennis with your brother. He did likewise to me.

I swear his returns are like heat-seeking missiles. :o\

Annnnd ...


... at how large the image is that I created for my pc. Get this ... 25 gigs, lolol.

Kind of defeats the purpose, know what I mean? :oP
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust
::speedy_10
04/26/07 10:08 AM GMT
Sometimes ... i'll burst out in laughter because of a funny thought (it happens at the worst times and usually i can't tell people what it is because i'm laughing so hard)
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::purmusic
04/27/07 12:24 AM GMT
"Don't worry lil' buddy ... we'll get you some help." >:oD

Well, that or take a three hour boat tour and end up stranded on some deserted island with a bunch of people named Skipper, Ginger, Mary Ann, the Professor too ... the Millionaire and his wife.

Hmm, that gives me an idea for a TV show ...

"Gerilligan's Island??"

:oD
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust
::third_eye
04/27/07 8:45 PM GMT
Keith would be the Skipper (rope not included), Lauren would be Ginger, Jacqueline would be Mary Ann, the Prof...pfft, no-brainer...Les. the Millionaire and his wife.. Owd Bob and Wor-lass.

Gilligan? again a no-brainer, albeit somewhat unconventional...Cat (animaniactoo)
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&KEIFER
04/28/07 1:34 AM GMT
hey .. I kinda look like the skipper .. and Nick Nolte's mug shot
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::purmusic
04/28/07 6:48 AM GMT
Ya ... Nick had some ginseng imbalance problems at that time. :o|

Me? Well, I am just imbalanced.

*falls over ... to the left ... into a heap*

A heap of !!! ~ Hunkin' Burnin' LOVE Baby ~ !!!

:oD
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust
::animaniactoo
05/02/07 8:53 PM GMT
I would like to lodge a complaint. I'm sure that I have at least TWO more i.q. points than Gilligan tyvm.
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One man sees things and says "why?" - but I dream things that never were and I say "why not?"
::third_eye
05/02/07 9:06 PM GMT
*hands Cat a slip of paper, which reads
"directions to Ye Olde Complaint Lodge
Find a short pier
Take a long walk on it" *

:P
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&philcUK
05/02/07 9:13 PM GMT
make sure you introduce your head to the brick coated walls during the walk
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A smart bomb is only as clever as the idiot that tells it what to do
::third_eye
05/02/07 9:28 PM GMT
ouch.
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&philcUK
05/02/07 9:39 PM GMT
:-)
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A smart bomb is only as clever as the idiot that tells it what to do
::animaniactoo
05/02/07 9:46 PM GMT
Fortunately, this is Gerilligan's Island… so the Brick Coated Walls are just paint over some sculpted foam.

See? At least 2 more points. TOLDJA!
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One man sees things and says "why?" - but I dream things that never were and I say "why not?"
::purmusic
05/03/07 3:51 AM GMT
O.O

They ... they have officially lost it.

Or should I say ... they are 'coconutz.'

Probably shouldn't ... but will ... and did.

*walks into a brick wall*

Ouchies !! Holy crap, that hurt! The wall was supposed to be made of foam !!

>:o|

Gerilllliiiigannnn !!

(Hey, we are on a budget here, I do the stand-ins for the Skipper when he is on breaks. :o\ )
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"Sometimes me think what is love, and then me think love is what last cookie is for. Me give up the last cookie for you." - Cookie Monster
::purmusic
05/03/07 3:55 AM GMT
It might be prudent on my part to start a new post. No sense giving the appearance of being verbose ... well, not really ... what's the writing equivalent of verbosity?

*looks up middle name on driving licence*

Ahhh, ok ... got it. Carrying on ...

I amuse myself when I am playing in the Photoshop sandbox. I can't bring myself to set any of the settings for the filter, effects, whatever ... at a number that is not divisible by 5.

'Splains a lot, don't you think? :oP
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"Sometimes me think what is love, and then me think love is what last cookie is for. Me give up the last cookie for you." - Cookie Monster
::purmusic
05/03/07 4:28 AM GMT
LOL ... I just took a look at my Caedes Control Panel ... an image of mine has a CI of 0 ... and an RCI of 1.

LOLOLOL.

Perms?? Here I come !! :oD
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"Sometimes me think what is love, and then me think love is what last cookie is for. Me give up the last cookie for you." - Cookie Monster
::gloopical
05/03/07 4:06 PM GMT
Haha, what one? I must see :P

Well, today, I went round my friend Al's house, and we all went on her trampoline, and then we were all trying to tackle Al, and Gemma ran up behind her to jump on her back but forgot she was on a trampoline, jumped too high, flew straight over Al and landed face first. It did make me chuckle :D:D:D
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I wish I was a glow worm, a glow worm's never glum. How can you be gloomy when the sun shines out your bum? *runs off into distance giggling*
::purmusic
05/11/07 2:38 AM GMT
... how ... after balancing a fully poured cup of tea ... I can maneuver the span of, ohh ... let's say 20 feet, or 6 meters around tables, chairs and other slightly immovable objects.

Then ... within reach and sight ... nay, centimeters of a stable perch ... spill half of my cup in that single moment. :o|
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"Sometimes me think what is love, and then me think love is what last cookie is for. Me give up the last cookie for you." - Cookie Monster
::solita17
05/14/07 3:50 AM GMT
LOL! That's called the Mad Hatter's Tea Party. "Clean cup! Move down!!!" Sooooo, how far down the rabbit hole do YOU want to go???

Haha that's a good one, Gem, did Al laugh too? Sounds like something I'd do...

Uh...the writing equivalent of verbosity IS verbosity. The speaking equivalent of verbosity is -- are you ready? -- logorrhea! No, wait, Moutharrhea! No wait......... *falls down laughing at own joke*
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"If I dream I shall be real, or really myself..." Robert Penn Warren
::solita17
05/14/07 3:53 AM GMT
No, wait, I think I'm on the wrong thread!
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"If I dream I shall be real, or really myself..." Robert Penn Warren
::purmusic
05/14/07 4:16 AM GMT
Lol.

Mary ... is losing it, methinks. :oP

Welcome to the asylum, known as the "Offtopics" to the inmates :o))
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"Sometimes me think what is love, and then me think love is what last cookie is for. Me give up the last cookie for you." - Cookie Monster
::animaniactoo
06/01/07 11:56 PM GMT
My father calls to congratulate me on being a sneaky lil <censored by the CCOC>

Gramps has been taking on jewish grandmother guilt trip syndrome worse and worse lately. So last weekend, when he was "mentioning" how the 20 year old TV has been having problems, but ah nevermind, it's not worth replacing it (implication being he'll be dead soon), he can get this one to work well enough.

My response… I turn to grandma and say "Hey Grandma, I've got this great idea. We're all going to chip in and buy you a new tv for your birthday (2 weeks from today). How would you like that?" Answer: "I'd love it".

Gramps - w/a slightly stunned look on his face: "If you buy it for her birthday, can I watch it?"
Me: "I don't know, ask her, it's her tv".

8•P
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One man sees things and says "why?" - but I dream things that never were and I say "why not?"
::animaniactoo
06/26/07 8:44 PM GMT
I make brownies for the person who looked @ the brownie mix and then me in the grocery store the other day and said "those brownies do look good"… (of course, I make em from scratch - no slackin around here!)… and as they sit cooling on the rack, waiting to be cut, he says to me "Thank you for my brownie"
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One man sees things and says "why?" - but I dream things that never were and I say "why not?"
.mookayluh17
06/26/07 8:49 PM GMT
when my grandma (who has alzheimers) thinks my dads divoricing her
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.laurengary
06/26/07 9:18 PM GMT
LOL Gary looks at an 8x8 pan of brownies & sees 4 brownies & he's serious ! LMAO !
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I've got amnesia & deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before ! ......CLICK TO SAVE LIVES ! .......MY GALLERY
::third_eye
06/26/07 9:21 PM GMT
uh, I dont get it, Lauren...

;-)
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.laurengary
06/26/07 9:24 PM GMT
Oh yes you do ... you are SUCH a guy Rob ! ;oP
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I've got amnesia & deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before ! ......CLICK TO SAVE LIVES ! .......MY GALLERY
::third_eye
06/26/07 9:34 PM GMT
yes, and now I'm SUCH a guy...with a BBQ ('bout damn time)

When I order a piece of merchandise, and the sales person thinks they're doing me a favor by doing their damn job. Why am I amused, and not annoyed? They work there..and I don't :D
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::gloopical
06/26/07 10:15 PM GMT
That's the spirit.

When my brother comes in, asks why I haven't done any more maths coursework since he left me to it 10 minutes ago... and my answer is that somebody said beeb on MSN which meant I simply had to talk to them.
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I wish I was a glow worm, a glow worm's never glum. How can you be gloomy when the sun shines out your bum? *runs off into distance giggling*
&KEIFER
06/26/07 10:23 PM GMT
beeb!! .. (*wags tail*)
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.MOOFIED1
06/27/07 6:25 AM GMT
...when someone-ANYONE stubs their toe in the dark!
and i don't just snort-
i dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
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http://moofied1.deviantart.com/store/
::gloopical
06/27/07 2:57 PM GMT
Go on Keithy, sing us Old McDonald!
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I wish I was a glow worm, a glow worm's never glum. How can you be gloomy when the sun shines out your bum? *runs off into distance giggling*
::third_eye
06/27/07 10:34 PM GMT
...when I can here the jangle of the Mr. Softee (ice cream truck) in between rumbles and snaps of a thunderstorm. :-|

Guess that gas has to get paid for somehow...
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.angelledaemon
06/30/07 4:32 PM GMT
when parents allow their children to continue to swim in the pool when bolts of lightning can bee seen and the sky is sooo dark, it looks like night.
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Angelle "To shape the world, you must become part of that world."
::solita17
06/30/07 11:51 PM GMT
...When a summer storm is coming and it gets all dark and still... and you're just waiting for the first crack and rumble of thunder...
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"If I dream I shall be real, or really myself..." Robert Penn Warren
.purmusic
07/03/07 10:19 PM GMT
... and then it's like a big "Sike!" on the part of Mother Nature and the lightning doesn't show ... and there you are ... eyes cast towards the heavens ... and a bird poops on you. :oP
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"Sometimes me think what is love, and then me think love is what last cookie is for. Me give up the last cookie for you." - Cookie Monster
.angelledaemon
07/04/07 4:59 PM GMT
:) now that we call fate!!!

When you get all excited over a fireworks show and the rain, which it seems will never leave Oklahoma, makes the show get cancelled....
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Angelle "To shape the world, you must become part of that world."
::gloopical
07/04/07 5:59 PM GMT
When chavs call you grebos and none of us take offence... and then we call them chavs and they get offended.

So we stole their territory. Big deal. We're cool and don't quote the Catherine Tate show every other second.

And also when it starts spitting very slightly and all the girl chavs scream and run under cover.

And THEN when it's stopped raining so they come out, let down their guard, and in the space of two seconds it starts REALLY raining and you watch the make-up run off their skin while you sit there and enjoy the show.
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I wish I was a glow worm, a glow worm's never glum. How can you be gloomy when the sun shines out your bum? *runs off into distance giggling*
&KEIFER
07/04/07 7:37 PM GMT
I think the "street gangs" in the USA are a 'little' different
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::gloopical
07/04/07 9:31 PM GMT
Slightly. They're actually "hard" or something like that.

Of course, the people I am talking about here are 13 and little hookers already.

When your camera will be arriving tomorrow... and on the night you'll be out all night moshing.

Funny I suppose, but my mind won't be in the mosh pit and I'll probably end up in the emergency room.

Luckily for me, there is a hospital right next to the gig.
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I wish I was a glow worm, a glow worm's never glum. How can you be gloomy when the sun shines out your bum? *runs off into distance giggling*
.purmusic
07/05/07 6:06 AM GMT
LOLOL.

Ya, in the U.S. ... the gangs place their eye make-up in their left back pocket. :oP

*slam dances Gemma ... right into the emerg department*

Careful what you wish for. Me? I play it safe at alll times, and yep ... you guessed it ... cookies heads the top of my wish list.
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"Sometimes me think what is love, and then me think love is what last cookie is for. Me give up the last cookie for you." - Cookie Monster
::gloopical
07/05/07 3:13 PM GMT
What does NOT amuse me is when you can't go moshing because you've had a pile of coursework chucked on you that day to be done by tomorrow.

And when you're ill at the same time.

What I do like is when cameras arrive in the next 30 minutes or so.
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I wish I was a glow worm, a glow worm's never glum. How can you be gloomy when the sun shines out your bum? *runs off into distance giggling*
.purmusic
07/06/07 4:08 PM GMT
o_O

Uhm ... sooo ... are you amused? Or not amused??

I am confuzzled, and on that particular note ... I am sure. :oD

... the hunger pangs hit at 12 midnight, and as a snack ... I repeat the entire dinner process ... complete with dessert.

For the record, it was a mix of grilled sausages on whole wheat buns, two corn on the cobs ... lightly salted and peppered, generously slathered with butter ... and a butter tart, and yep ... some cookies. :o)

Wild dreams later that night, I tell ya.

I was the webmaster for an online art community. :o|

*leaves an opening for those that wish to interpret said dreams, as a nightmare ... at times* :oP
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"Sometimes me think what is love, and then me think love is what last cookie is for. Me give up the last cookie for you." - Cookie Monster
::gloopical
07/06/07 5:36 PM GMT
Uh... this doesn't amuse me at all, but I'm kinda glad I didn't go moshing last night.

Because somebody actually died.

Not moshing... it was a member of staff, they were sitting outside in their car and he parked and had a heart attack.

On a lighter note, I have my camera and am amusing myself with it.
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I wish I was a glow worm, a glow worm's never glum. How can you be gloomy when the sun shines out your bum? *runs off into distance giggling*
.purmusic
07/06/07 5:50 PM GMT
WT??

O_o ... o_O

Start taking piccies Gemma, you need to occupy your mind and thoughts elsewhere.

You ... you ... you are starting to scare me. :o|
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"Sometimes me think what is love, and then me think love is what last cookie is for. Me give up the last cookie for you." - Cookie Monster
.angelledaemon
07/06/07 5:51 PM GMT
cool..I am amused that Gemma finally got her camera...
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Angelle "To shape the world, you must become part of that world."
::gloopical
07/06/07 7:42 PM GMT
Soz Les... just it really shocked me... I'm taking pictures but right now nothing of artistic value, I'm still working out the basics.
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I wish I was a glow worm, a glow worm's never glum. How can you be gloomy when the sun shines out your bum? *runs off into distance giggling*
.purmusic
07/07/07 12:54 AM GMT
Welll ... ok.

Fragile mind here, ya know.

*walks into a wall ... head shatters*

*muffled sounds are heard coming from a hole in his neck*

'Dust pan, broom ... and some glue, anyone?'

Carrying on ...

... when observing people placing their orders at any fast food restaurant.

What are they expecting really, insofar as the menu board is concerned?

An epiphany?

Prime Rib to appear on a McD's or Wendy's menu?

Me? I will point in exactly the wrong spot on the menu board and order stuff from memory. :oD
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"Sometimes me think what is love, and then me think love is what last cookie is for. Me give up the last cookie for you." - Cookie Monster
.angelledaemon
07/07/07 3:51 PM GMT
oh hell yah! McDees Menu hasn't changed in over ten years. Do they reall think it will change overnight?!

When parents tell their children four times that the next time they say 'No', the child wil be punished. the kid didn't listenthe first two times, what makes them think that repeating it four more is going to have any more of an effect....
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Angelle "To shape the world, you must become part of that world."
::animaniactoo
08/13/07 12:53 AM GMT
I have a couple of hickeys… I don't think I've had a hickey in almost 20 years. I feel like I've reverted to high school. lol
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One man sees things and says "why?" - but I dream things that never were and I say "why not?"
+Samatar
08/13/07 6:20 AM GMT
Don't let your mother see those...
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-Everyone is entitled to my opinion- rescope.com.au
.purmusic
08/16/07 10:14 PM GMT
... Cat resurrects HER threads.

Next time though, at least dust and tidy the things up a bit. >:oD
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"Sometimes me think what is love, and then me think love is what last cookie is for. Me give up the last cookie for you." - Cookie Monster
::animaniactoo
10/02/07 3:56 PM GMT
*goes to do it again*

The following convo occurs:

bf: i need brownies for the trip
me: I didn't say I was making brownies tonite
bf: yes you did
me: when????
bf: "I can make you brownies ANY time"
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One man sees things and says "why?" - but I dream things that never were and I say "why not?"
&KEIFER
10/02/07 6:50 PM GMT

(*imagines scenario*)

bf: (*consumes brownies while driving*) .. (*commits a driving infraction*) .. (*notices police car pulling him over*)

officer: (*upon seeing brownie-laced toothy smile*) ... "Sir, have you been munching brownies, tonight, sir

bf: .. (*gurgles unintelligible noises*)

officer: .. Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the car




(*holds out hand*) .. I like brownies too
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::animaniactoo
10/02/07 7:26 PM GMT
You'll have to hunt him down... he left me one and took the rest.
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One man sees things and says "why?" - but I dream things that never were and I say "why not?"
::laurengary
10/02/07 7:31 PM GMT
omg .... a brownie-holic ! Is there a 12 Step Program for that somewhere ?
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I've got amnesia & deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before ! ......CLICK TO SAVE LIVES ! .......MY GALLERY
::gloopical
10/03/07 7:15 PM GMT
Most likely, I know a few people I could refer in a heartbeat.

You know the saying that's something to do with seeing no buses for ages and then two come along at once? I see how it applies now... see, yesterday I started making a band with my friend and it got quite far, so I'm bassist for that, and then last night I was round my friend's with some mates and my boyfriend and apparently I'm a better bassist than the person they had in mind... so I'm in that band too now...
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I wish I was a glow worm, a glow worm's never glum. How can you be gloomy when the sun shines out your bum? *runs off into distance giggling*
.purmusic
10/10/07 3:47 AM GMT
*rereads ... and rereads ... and rereads Gemma's post above*

Uhm ... still rereading here, let me get back to you on what I think it is that she is talking about.

So far as I can tell ... it's something to do with complaints directed at, and in reference to ... poor bus scheduling.

Could be wrong on that though. :o|
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"Sometimes me think what is love, and then me think love is what last cookie is for. Me give up the last cookie for you." - Cookie Monster
&animaniactoo
03/25/08 9:42 PM GMT
Heard over the cubicle walls:

My boss: "omg, I have all these girl scout cookies, I don't know what to do w/them, I don't eat girl scout cookies"
Me: "you just eat the girl scouts?"

*turns red* probably not my best moment… mouth started moving before brain thought better. fortunately - she takes a joke well.
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One man sees things and says "why?" - but I dream things that never were and I say "why not?"
::rp64
03/26/08 2:14 AM GMT
LOLOL

True story Cat: I was complaining to a friend at work about all the Girl Scout cookies I ordered and with mouth moving sans brain he says "I got thrown out of the Cub Scouts for eating a Brownie".
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"'Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, "WOW! What a ride!"'
&purmusic
03/26/08 2:38 AM GMT
*throws a frag grenade onto the thread*

Disperse!! Disperse!!

:oD
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"Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap." - Robert Fulghum
::danika
03/26/08 2:45 AM GMT
Well, it's pretty evident Les is not after the Girl Scouts, but rather after what they are selling.

;-)
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away ~ George Carlin
.mxvirgil
03/26/08 2:53 AM GMT
I thought that was against the GS rules...

I'm really amused when some [expletive deleted] gets pulled over for cutting me off illegally in traffic... muahaahaahaa >*8D
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::danika
03/26/08 3:34 AM GMT
Mike, I hope they weren't driving a Lamborghini Murcielago LP640
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away ~ George Carlin
&purmusic
03/26/08 5:30 AM GMT
Lolol ... and /\ that /\ ... is how it happens.

One look at that ... machine (car? no, no, no ... that doesn't cut it) ... and it is forever imbedded in your visual cortex.
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"Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap." - Robert Fulghum
.Dreamer9
03/26/08 10:53 PM GMT
I'am really amused when i'am at a stop light and someone in the car next to me is picking there nose to no end and looks over at me and realizes what there doing and starts to laugh. :)

E~
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Everything grows with love
&purmusic
03/26/08 11:27 PM GMT
Well, at least I can laugh at myself. :oD

... when other people at the grocery store pay heed to my casting certain fresh produce to the side, muttering stuff under my breath and don't pick that item either. Despite the fact, that in some instances ... there is nothing absolutely wrong with the item in question.

/\ It's how I amuse myself when the store is overcrowded and understaffed at the checkout lines. :oP
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"Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap." - Robert Fulghum
::danika
03/28/08 7:51 AM GMT
I'm amused when I'm surrounded by a group of very active puppies that are tugging on my shoelaces & the only way to resolve the situation is to "get down" to their level. More tugging, chewing, snuggling, & playing. Quality playtime for the pups & myself ... that's for sure.

Doesn't take long before they have me "wrapped around their little paws".
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away ~ George Carlin
&animaniactoo
07/19/08 4:37 AM GMT
This one's a double:

#1) Was in LA for work this week. Boss picks hotel. Following phone convo between me and bf:

Moi: "My boss is to be congratulated on picking the hotel that can only be described as "Classy Skank"

BF: "I don't understand what you mean, what it looks like a whorehouse?"

M: "The room decorations all seem fine until you notice that the bed is in the middle of the room, and the headboard is a desk that's backed up to it, which is just the right height for you to lean over it so you can watch yourself in the mirror in back of it"

BF: "That's just you thinking that way, c'mon"

M: "Not when there's Pink Duct Tape in my guest basket!"

BF: *choking hysterical laughter*

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#2) During the Q & A section of a platform presentation targeting the rough and tough boy segment of the population @ a design summit for major licensor:

I raised my hand and asked "Do 8 year old boys who are REALLY REALLY into cars actually USE Conditioner?"

Then I had to hang my head in shame and apologize (although many people got it, but since I don't design into that category, I figured apologizing was the way to go).
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One man sees things and says "why?" - but I dream things that never were and I say "why not?"
.mxvirgil
07/20/08 4:06 AM GMT
IARA when someone is just chomping at the bit to burn around me in traffic, only to have me roll up quietly next to them at the next traffic light a mile ahead...
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.gloopical
07/20/08 6:24 PM GMT
IARA when I accidentaly use the abbreviation TPBM in real life, and realise how much time I spend on Caedes...
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"When I paint blue it does not mean sky. When I paint green it does not mean grass." - Claude Monet
.raquel10
07/26/08 3:19 AM GMT
IARA when I say something to my friend like, "Hey, did you now that if you press the two different colored sides of 5 gum together, it explodes?" - and she believes me :D
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Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
.spoblin
09/01/08 8:50 AM GMT
actually i am amused by completly stupid things that arn't really funny. Everytime i laugh at something my dad says small things amuse small minds, i think he may be correct.
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Its funny how a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs.
::twinkel
09/30/08 6:32 PM GMT
I am really amused when a certain person ~he knows who~ reads the letter T as a F so the whole word gets a different meaning...lol...
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Better to fight for something, than to live for nothing! Love Life, Fight Cancer. WWW.Fight Cancer.nl
.akashastrega
09/30/08 6:42 PM GMT
People who continue to confuse words...like my sister who says ideal for idea...I have an ideal...really now...an ideal what...transposed and transcribed...
you get the idea.
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Feisty Woman= One who is vibrant, gutsy, lives boldly, is true to herself, and embraces her power as a woman!
::bridgebrain
09/30/08 6:55 PM GMT
when I play the devils advocate... and no one notices :D
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.mxvirgil
10/08/08 1:58 AM GMT
...when someone plays devil's advocate and people just ingnore him... hehehe .. Sorry, Josh -- I just couldn't resist.
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::third_eye
10/11/08 3:05 PM GMT
..when I get a single digit C score. yay!
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Please, even if you don't visit my gallery, check out my "Faves".I've left them intact since day "1", and would like it if every image there got the attention they deserved.
.spoblin
10/12/08 9:43 AM GMT
My little cousin
Basically when she does anything, its really cute or funny.
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Its funny how a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs.

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