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True Friends.

raptorfalcon
01/22/04 4:08 AM GMT
A dear friend of mine sent this to me and i thought it was so funny I'd share it with you people. It's kind of a guy oriented thing so enjoy.
Please make comments about this you people are just all so quiet.

Are you tired of all those sissy, mushy "friendship" poems
that always sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship!

1. When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared, ...I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused, ...I will use little words to explain.
7. When you are sick, ...stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall, ...I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath, ...I pledge 'til the end. Why you may ask?
Because you're my friend!

Send this to ten of your closest friends and get depressed because you can only think of two, and one of them is not speaking to you right now anyway.
Remember: A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body.

Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
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I have seen hell. Not of demons fire and brimstone but in the immorality of the dwellers of twisted cement and steel.

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::whozurdoggy
01/22/04 4:48 AM GMT
ha, thats great, very funny
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raptorfalcon
01/22/04 4:52 AM GMT
Yeah, I still laugh every time I read this.
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I have seen hell. Not of demons fire and brimstone but in the immorality of the dwellers of twisted cement and steel.
Jessiac_3
01/22/04 5:20 PM GMT
ha ha!! that is hilarious...im gonna send it to everyone in my mailbox... :D
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There is one rule for happiness: Don't sweat the small stuff and all of it's small stuff.
Otaku
01/22/04 8:28 PM GMT
hes right i could only think of two :(
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moment of silence please for those who never get the chance they show up to the party but they're never asked to dance the losers the liars the bastards the thieves the cynicists, the pessimists and those that don't believe in nothing -streetlight manifesto
::Piner
01/24/04 5:58 AM GMT
Yeah, same here, only two.......... and one of them I am not talking to... Damn! :c(
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The work of art may have a moral effect, but to demand moral purpose from an artist is to make him ruin his work. (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - 1832)
Otaku
01/25/04 5:10 PM GMT
NOOOO and now one of them isnt talking to me!!!! ITS A CURSE
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moment of silence please for those who never get the chance they show up to the party but they're never asked to dance the losers the liars the bastards the thieves the cynicists, the pessimists and those that don't believe in nothing -streetlight manifesto
kimcande
02/27/04 6:40 AM GMT
raptorfalcoln, I love it! True friends will be there no matter what telling you what you need to hear whether you want to hear it or not and loving you even when you dont think that you are so lovable. They believe in you, encourage you and stand by you to be the best you that you can be. You can forget about them and lose contact for awhile but when you get back together, it's like you never left.
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raptorfalcon
03/02/04 8:53 PM GMT
I just thought a few more people would enjoy reading this again.
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Amazing grace how sweet the sound that saved a wretch like me.
speedy_10
05/01/04 5:30 AM GMT
lol, that is funny!!!
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