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Liar, Liar!
.DixieNormus
03/18/06 8:33 PM GMT
This ones simple. All you have to do to participate is tell a lie about the person above you. I'm first.....so now someone has to make up a lie about me, and in turn, someone will make up a lie about them, and so on.....Use your imagination. Anyone that might be easily offended should not participate in this thread. *JOIN THIS THREAD AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION!* Have fun! =0) Randy
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well, I lose...
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
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"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -- Katharine Hepburn
...keep a straight face the longest.....when Mary says Hallelujah...yeah, that might help.....not!!
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Carpe Diem!
Not!
They lie! she chortled. (what kind of a laugh is a 'chortle'? actually it's a dumb word. Much worse than 'chuckle' or 'guffaw'... well,maybe guffaw is even dumber....)
hallelujah!
They lie! she chortled. (what kind of a laugh is a 'chortle'? actually it's a dumb word. Much worse than 'chuckle' or 'guffaw'... well,maybe guffaw is even dumber....)
hallelujah!
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"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -- Katharine Hepburn
(*expels a chortly laugh.. and lets not forget.. the good ol' chuckly guffaw*)
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(*and a titter for good measure*)
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I think I pulled something.
:o|
Mary's banned for preaching to the choir.
In A minor.
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(*and a titter for good measure*)
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I think I pulled something.
:o|
Mary's banned for preaching to the choir.
In A minor.
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'Need to check my communal vocabulary primer . . . I think someone pulled something. Fer sure, man.
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'Let's eat Grandma!' or, 'Let's eat, Grandma!' Punctuation saves lives...
Mike's banned for hoarding gold stars.
'Teacher.. leave that kid alone!'
:oP
'Teacher.. leave that kid alone!'
:oP
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Les is banned for not checking the thread titles.
And for never getting better than a red star.
And for never getting better than a red star.
Me, I would have been humiliated to get lower than silver.
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"In the beginning, there was nothing. Then God said, "Let there be light". And there was still nothing but you could see it." -- Groucho Marx
Oh horrors, he's been cross-threading again... Les, you promised! Which indubitably means, on this thread, that he lied. Which somehow always makes me confused... which, come to think, isn't hard to do.
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"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -- Katharine Hepburn
(*reads Mary's post above*)
Mary's banned for making sense out of the nonsense.
Which.. is difficult to do. (Apart from the simple task of deleting the prefix 'non'.)
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And that ain't no fib, falsity, invention, obloquy, calumniation, tall story, whopper and/or.. lie.
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I think.
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Therefore, I eat cookies!
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Ahem..
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Kind of dry around the place now, what with the temperatures dipping and the boiler boiling.
Mary's banned for making sense out of the nonsense.
Which.. is difficult to do. (Apart from the simple task of deleting the prefix 'non'.)
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And that ain't no fib, falsity, invention, obloquy, calumniation, tall story, whopper and/or.. lie.
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I think.
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Therefore, I eat cookies!
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Ahem..
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Kind of dry around the place now, what with the temperatures dipping and the boiler boiling.
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I caught Les eating (*drumroll*) ... FUDGE! Oh, the heresy! Not a cookie crumb in sight.
Naturally I couldn't just let that pass. Fortunately he's getting along quite well in the asylum. Actually, he doesn't seem to have noticed the difference yet ...
Naturally I couldn't just let that pass. Fortunately he's getting along quite well in the asylum. Actually, he doesn't seem to have noticed the difference yet ...
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"In the beginning, there was nothing. Then God said, "Let there be light". And there was still nothing but you could see it." -- Groucho Marx
*Ahem* You're on the wrong thread. I never claimed to be a "real" photographer ...
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"In the beginning, there was nothing. Then God said, "Let there be light". And there was still nothing but you could see it." -- Groucho Marx
Well, then the "lie" still holds. ;-)
Hannah is a real photographer.
:oP
Hannah is a real photographer.
:oP
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I like fudge.
Peanut butter fudge is goo oo oo.. ood. For that matter, so is any kind of fudge.
And my colleagues agree with me. I took a poll.. we used purple crayons to record the results.
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Had to go with the purple, really. Fred ate the rest of them.
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Oh, and Rob's fav movie of alllll.. time, is "Ishtar". Has it on DVD AND.. Blu-ray.
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And.. VHS, Beta.
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Multiple copies in each format instance, and backed up on 17 external HDDs.
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Just in case.
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The world gets together and destroys all other remaining traces of that film.
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Which.. we should.
Peanut butter fudge is goo oo oo.. ood. For that matter, so is any kind of fudge.
And my colleagues agree with me. I took a poll.. we used purple crayons to record the results.
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Had to go with the purple, really. Fred ate the rest of them.
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Oh, and Rob's fav movie of alllll.. time, is "Ishtar". Has it on DVD AND.. Blu-ray.
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And.. VHS, Beta.
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Multiple copies in each format instance, and backed up on 17 external HDDs.
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Just in case.
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The world gets together and destroys all other remaining traces of that film.
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Which.. we should.
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My posts are alllll -ways, short and concise.
'To the point', borrowing a phrase.
'To the point', borrowing a phrase.
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he lies so well and they're such looonnng lies. There should be some sort of award for that. perhaps one of those long packages of cookie dough or an extra-long purple crayon.
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"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -- Katharine Hepburn
Mary? He told you it was a crayon? The authorites warned him to stop doing that! >;-)
And did anyone hear the rumor that Flickr is buying this site?
And did anyone hear the rumor that Flickr is buying this site?
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Read's all the above while enjoying a cup of tea thinks to herself.....
all lies...all lies!!!
all lies...all lies!!!
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Carpe Diem!
(*reads posts above..*)
'Purple crayon' just took on an entirely different.. and disturbing visual now.
:oP
Twinkel is going 'greener' this year.
No more fudge and all of it's attendant packaging for her, or the environment.
Sacrifices, people. It's all about sacrifices for the sake of Mother Earth.
'Purple crayon' just took on an entirely different.. and disturbing visual now.
:oP
Twinkel is going 'greener' this year.
No more fudge and all of it's attendant packaging for her, or the environment.
Sacrifices, people. It's all about sacrifices for the sake of Mother Earth.
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can I have some fudge?
So the authorities cracked down on the long purple crayon? Shame on you boys for going to a place other than a family friendly site.
I mean, Flickr??
So the authorities cracked down on the long purple crayon? Shame on you boys for going to a place other than a family friendly site.
I mean, Flickr??
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"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -- Katharine Hepburn
Whaaaa.....no more fudge....how will I survive?
Phew..glad this is the liar liar thread!!
Phew..glad this is the liar liar thread!!
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Carpe Diem!
True, there still is fudge in the world.
But..
Due to flooding in the regions of the Ivory Coast.. costs for the raw resources of cocoa have skyrocketed.
And now..
Are on par with that of gold.
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Fortunately, I stocked up.
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Mmmmm.. it's creamy.
And.. chocolatey.
(*smacks lips.. reaches for another piece*)
But..
Due to flooding in the regions of the Ivory Coast.. costs for the raw resources of cocoa have skyrocketed.
And now..
Are on par with that of gold.
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Fortunately, I stocked up.
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Mmmmm.. it's creamy.
And.. chocolatey.
(*smacks lips.. reaches for another piece*)
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Les has such impressive self-control (or forgetfulness) that he can make his stock last until next Christmas.
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"In the beginning, there was nothing. Then God said, "Let there be light". And there was still nothing but you could see it." -- Groucho Marx
... not to mention the good graces to refrain from flaunting his good fortunes to those not partaking of the same ...
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'Let's eat Grandma!' or, 'Let's eat, Grandma!' Punctuation saves lives...
The Cap'n above seems destined for an Ellipses intervention.
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I shall *facilitate.
(*Read; 'eat all the cookies provided with the refreshments').
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I shall *facilitate.
(*Read; 'eat all the cookies provided with the refreshments').
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and what's wrong with ellipses?? I use them all the time.... they're fun to use... they act like punctuation when you... can't... decide... what kind of punctuation... to... use....
he...he...he...
he...he...he...
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"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -- Katharine Hepburn
Mary's banned.. for being wishy-washy where punctuation is concerned?
:oP
:oP
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Les was looking at his keyboard when he typed that - and he still got the wrong punctuation. But at least he's up to 4 fingers ...
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"In the beginning, there was nothing. Then God said, "Let there be light". And there was still nothing but you could see it." -- Groucho Marx
Oh my..Les, your nose is getting longer or should I say..Oh my, Pinnokio, your nose is getting longer....lol
:oP
:oP
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Carpe Diem!
I just -love- Disney adventures!
Exactly how does one distinguish between the ventriloquist and the du... Never mind.
>;oP
Exactly how does one distinguish between the ventriloquist and the du... Never mind.
>;oP
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'Let's eat Grandma!' or, 'Let's eat, Grandma!' Punctuation saves lives...
My inner imp is definitely the tail that wags this dog..
Mike and Rob are multilingual.
They speak/write English.. and Sophomoric.
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Yes, I know which thread I am on.
My inner imp.. however ... does not.
:oP
Mike and Rob are multilingual.
They speak/write English.. and Sophomoric.
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Yes, I know which thread I am on.
My inner imp.. however ... does not.
:oP
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Is this thread deteriorating into a big, steaming sophomoric heap or is it just me?
probably just me.... which probably means that's a lie on top of a fabrication wrapped in a large, white, very silly fib...
probably just me.... which probably means that's a lie on top of a fabrication wrapped in a large, white, very silly fib...
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"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -- Katharine Hepburn
All bow and do obeisance to the punctuated ones!
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'Let's eat Grandma!' or, 'Let's eat, Grandma!' Punctuation saves lives...
(*stands at the ready to be obeisancinized*)
You there..
(*points*)
Bow lower. Not deferential enough of a height.
Mike once held a book burning.
At which, all of the copies of "Dick and Jane" that he could get his hands on.. met with a fiery demise.
In his words, "Too simple. You have to foment more scholarly pursuits in your progeny."
You there..
(*points*)
Bow lower. Not deferential enough of a height.
Mike once held a book burning.
At which, all of the copies of "Dick and Jane" that he could get his hands on.. met with a fiery demise.
In his words, "Too simple. You have to foment more scholarly pursuits in your progeny."
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No, the kids kept taking them before I was done reading them . . . Oh, that Spot and Puff . . . they're so frisky.
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'Let's eat Grandma!' or, 'Let's eat, Grandma!' Punctuation saves lives...
See Mr. Coyote lick his chops. Lick, Mr. Coyote, lick.
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"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -- Katharine Hepburn
See Mary.
See touristas.
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Run touristas, run!
And that.. ain't no lie.
;o)
See touristas.
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Run touristas, run!
And that.. ain't no lie.
;o)
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All of Les's comments are as comprehensible as that ^
He has a passion for using the Queen's English clearly and concisely, and a dread of confusing his readers.
He has a passion for using the Queen's English clearly and concisely, and a dread of confusing his readers.
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"In the beginning, there was nothing. Then God said, "Let there be light". And there was still nothing but you could see it." -- Groucho Marx
Hannah understands everyyyy -thing, I write.
But, will not acknowledge publicly that she does.
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Her diary tells another story, though.
:oP
But, will not acknowledge publicly that she does.
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Her diary tells another story, though.
:oP
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Les's comments^ are perfectly clear to anyone in a seasonal - or otherwise - resort area...
Run, touristas, run!
No lie...
Run, touristas, run!
No lie...
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"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -- Katharine Hepburn
as much sense as anything on this thread... which is to say.... who knows what is a lie... and what is not a lie...
Gets really convoluted... in here... sometimes. And downright confuzzling most of the time... and it has a tendency to... echo-echo-echo...
Gets really convoluted... in here... sometimes. And downright confuzzling most of the time... and it has a tendency to... echo-echo-echo...
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"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -- Katharine Hepburn
Mary is.. a closet yodeler.
And while roaming the beaches of Cape Cod during her photographic safaris, oftentimes will take advantage of the natural acoustics afforded by some of the inlets.
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Shhhh, don't tell anyone..
And while roaming the beaches of Cape Cod during her photographic safaris, oftentimes will take advantage of the natural acoustics afforded by some of the inlets.
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Shhhh, don't tell anyone..
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We've all told the touristas that the seals do a lot of yodeling in the summer season, mostly to figure out how to find each other in those thick Chatham fogs...
but keep that under your hats...
but keep that under your hats...
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"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -- Katharine Hepburn
*shakes head*
My oh My....didn't your mom learned you not to lie?
Mine did....but I didn't listen <----true
:oP
My oh My....didn't your mom learned you not to lie?
Mine did....but I didn't listen <----true
:oP
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Carpe Diem!
My mom taught us it is important to wear clean underwear when venturing out into the world.. but, I didn't listen.
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'Commando' for me!
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'Commando' for me!
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Twinkel is very considerate of others.
However, her being a blonde.. and where her sig is concerned ... she erred. As it actually was meant to be "Carpe Noctem!"
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You know, for those of us on this side of the puddle.
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Different Time Zones and all of that stuff.
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Hey! Look! A cute kitten!
(*turns and runs out of thread*)
However, her being a blonde.. and where her sig is concerned ... she erred. As it actually was meant to be "Carpe Noctem!"
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You know, for those of us on this side of the puddle.
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Different Time Zones and all of that stuff.
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Hey! Look! A cute kitten!
(*turns and runs out of thread*)
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which means, on this particular thread, that Les didn't turn and ran straight into it...
... and I would never lie, now, would I?
*grins an evil grin*
hehehe
... and I would never lie, now, would I?
*grins an evil grin*
hehehe
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"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -- Katharine Hepburn
But heyyy...Mary is right or should I say Mary is wrong...
decisions..decisions..
:oP
decisions..decisions..
:oP
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Carpe Diem!
(*aims spritzer bottle at Twinkel*)
"Caedes Girls Gone Wild Wet T-Shirt Contest!"
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I can't believe I just typed that..
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Ok, my inner imp can.
"Caedes Girls Gone Wild Wet T-Shirt Contest!"
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I can't believe I just typed that..
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Ok, my inner imp can.
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I can't believe he typed that either....
T-SHIRT CONTEST!
FOOD FIGHT!
T-SHIRT CONTEST!
FOOD FIGHT!
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"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -- Katharine Hepburn
I'm outta here. If anyone wants me I'll be over at the Adults table!
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"In the beginning, there was nothing. Then God said, "Let there be light". And there was still nothing but you could see it." -- Groucho Marx
she lies.... I saw her throw a meatball at Les's inner imp.
hehehe
hehehe
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"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -- Katharine Hepburn
That was no meatball ... was a dried up apricot. Complete with pit!
>:o|
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(*shakes up two cans of whipped cream.. takes aim at Mary ...*)
>:o|
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(*shakes up two cans of whipped cream.. takes aim at Mary ...*)
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"I'll save you, Mary!"
*holds up two nekid raspberry creme pies*
Well, it's the least that I could do . . .
EDIT: Das Dutchman Essenhaus, Middlebury, IN (Can't touch this!)
*holds up two nekid raspberry creme pies*
Well, it's the least that I could do . . .
EDIT: Das Dutchman Essenhaus, Middlebury, IN (Can't touch this!)
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'Let's eat Grandma!' or, 'Let's eat, Grandma!' Punctuation saves lives...
CANS of whipped cream? CANS, you say?? Nothin' but real honest whipped cream for me, I tell ye!
Arrggghhh!!!
Many thanks to the Cap'n for his raspberry pie rescue. Arrgghh, again!
*lobs some stray raspberries... into her mouth*
hehehe
Arrggghhh!!!
Many thanks to the Cap'n for his raspberry pie rescue. Arrgghh, again!
*lobs some stray raspberries... into her mouth*
hehehe
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"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -- Katharine Hepburn
Why do you think I am using canned whipped cream?
That stuff is near sacrilegious!
And btw, Mary has been known.. in her deepest and darkest moments ... to use canned whipped cream on her sundaes.
It's really true!
That stuff is near sacrilegious!
And btw, Mary has been known.. in her deepest and darkest moments ... to use canned whipped cream on her sundaes.
It's really true!
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Methinks Les is naked by now, cause his pains is sooooo on fire....
and that's no lie!!!
and that's no lie!!!
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Carpe Diem!
Twinkel appears in Volume #32, of "Caedes Girls Gone Wild!"
Not.. what you might think from the somewhat popular title.
It is just a video of some female members shopping for shoes on sale.
However..
When they get down to the last few pairs ... that's when the fur flies!
I'm pretty sure that is Twinkel drop-kicking another female away from the last pair of 'the perfect sandals for a day at the beach.. in fashionable comfort and style'.
Not.. what you might think from the somewhat popular title.
It is just a video of some female members shopping for shoes on sale.
However..
When they get down to the last few pairs ... that's when the fur flies!
I'm pretty sure that is Twinkel drop-kicking another female away from the last pair of 'the perfect sandals for a day at the beach.. in fashionable comfort and style'.
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The video was shot by none other than our own Mr. Cookiemonster - I gave him my ticket to the event.
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"I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!" -- Shakespeare
Hannah doesn't wear shoes.. at all.
The bottom of her feet are like vulcanized rubber, able to withstand even the most grueling of outdoor treks across dirt and stone.
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And given the colour of her feet, as a result of.. doesn't really need to wear shoes. As they look like a pair of Doc Martens now anyways.
:oP
The bottom of her feet are like vulcanized rubber, able to withstand even the most grueling of outdoor treks across dirt and stone.
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And given the colour of her feet, as a result of.. doesn't really need to wear shoes. As they look like a pair of Doc Martens now anyways.
:oP
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it's always best to go barefoot... that way your feet can smell the flowers, especially at this time of year.
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"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -- Katharine Hepburn
Ahh, yes.. nothing like running barefoot through a freshly plowed.. and ... manured field.
Talk about.. stopping to smell the roses and tip toeing through the 'mud pie' tulips!
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Why, yes.. yes, I did just make that up.
And no.. it makes no sense.
Unless..
You look at it sideways, kind of.. sort of.
:oP
Mary eats french fries with her toes.. after having gone barefoot in the fields.
It's really true!
Talk about.. stopping to smell the roses and tip toeing through the 'mud pie' tulips!
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Why, yes.. yes, I did just make that up.
And no.. it makes no sense.
Unless..
You look at it sideways, kind of.. sort of.
:oP
Mary eats french fries with her toes.. after having gone barefoot in the fields.
It's really true!
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That french fries thing never gets old.
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"I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!" -- Shakespeare
I hope not, there's nothing worse than old french fries....
it's true, I do eat my fries with my toes, but only with the left ones. I'm left-toed is why. And... I always wash them before meals.
it's true, I do eat my fries with my toes, but only with the left ones. I'm left-toed is why. And... I always wash them before meals.
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"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -- Katharine Hepburn
"And... I always wash them before meals."
The french fries, that is.
:oD
The french fries, that is.
:oD
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lol
that did sort of slip through, ambiguously speaking of course....
for the record, I wash my toes before eating (always, it's what me Ma taught us), the french fries have to fend for themselves.
Les drowns his french fries in,,,,, chocolate pudding!
absolutely the truth!
that did sort of slip through, ambiguously speaking of course....
for the record, I wash my toes before eating (always, it's what me Ma taught us), the french fries have to fend for themselves.
Les drowns his french fries in,,,,, chocolate pudding!
absolutely the truth!
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"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -- Katharine Hepburn
Doesn't everyone?
Mary is currently and fully immersed in preparations.. for the upcoming Tourista season on the Cape.
New tactical ways of sending subliminal messages of "Tourista Go Home!" are being considered.
Mary is currently and fully immersed in preparations.. for the upcoming Tourista season on the Cape.
New tactical ways of sending subliminal messages of "Tourista Go Home!" are being considered.
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oh how fun! We simply must try that. As president of the Cape Cod chapter of TGH, I'll get right on it.
how true how true.
how true how true.
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"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -- Katharine Hepburn
Yesterday, at my favorite herring run I was asked by a 'visitor', "Where are all the fish?? The seagulls are here so the fish must be here too. Where are they?" After I politely informed her that the seagulls mobilize several days before the herring actually arrive, she said, "Yes, but the birds are here so that must mean the fish are here too. But I can't see any fish. Where are they?"
And that's the truth.
And that's the truth.
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"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -- Katharine Hepburn
So.. if I understand you correctly, Mary ... and I think that I do ... the fish were hiding 'cause the birds were there?
(*nods annoyingly*)
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/\ And that.. is the absolute impish truth!
(*nods annoyingly*)
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/\ And that.. is the absolute impish truth!
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Those fish weren't hiding when I gave the tourista a... rather gentle... tap... and she fell in, and now.. she knows exactly where the fishes are... oh dear! I just saw her get swallowed by a seagull... oh yuck!
hehehe
how true, how true
hehehe
how true, how true
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"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -- Katharine Hepburn
Mary scoffs at signs that state; 'no shirt, no shoes.. no service'.
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Quite the conundrum for staffers when confronted by a woman wearing shoes.. as a shirt.
And a shirt, as shoes.
:oP
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Quite the conundrum for staffers when confronted by a woman wearing shoes.. as a shirt.
And a shirt, as shoes.
:oP
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you know, I believe I can actually see Les's nose get longer and longer from many miles away....
I often go shirtless in Cape Cod eateries. Clears the place out in no time and that way I never need to wait for service because... wait for it! ... it scares the wait people away too.
I don't think that last makes a whole lot of sense, I do ramble, but Les is gonna try to say something both cogent and untrue about it anyway.
Wait for it!
I often go shirtless in Cape Cod eateries. Clears the place out in no time and that way I never need to wait for service because... wait for it! ... it scares the wait people away too.
I don't think that last makes a whole lot of sense, I do ramble, but Les is gonna try to say something both cogent and untrue about it anyway.
Wait for it!
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"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -- Katharine Hepburn
I wondered what I saw at the clam shack . . . 'just knew it needed ironimg pretty badly . . . >;oD
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'Let's eat Grandma!' or, 'Let's eat, Grandma!' Punctuation saves lives...
I see.. Mike went the other way and took the tangential sophomoric route for his response to Mary's post.
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And that.. ain't no lie.
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Although, quite the mouthful/fingerful.
:oP
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And that.. ain't no lie.
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Although, quite the mouthful/fingerful.
:oP
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My new car travels so fast that the resultant time warp requires me to reset the dashboard clock periodically . . . an added benefit is that I'm getting younger with each jaunt.
I'll be selling rides for $10,000 USD each, but I'll have to schedule you for the day before yesterday.
I'll be selling rides for $10,000 USD each, but I'll have to schedule you for the day before yesterday.
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'Let's eat Grandma!' or, 'Let's eat, Grandma!' Punctuation saves lives...
How's Tuesdays.. erhm ... wait, Wednesdays? Thursdays?
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My people will be in touch with your people.
Maybe.
As I am not sure where they will be, or, for that matter.. if I even have any people left. Since they might have caught word on the planned downsizing by now and have already left.
Tomorrow.
Mike's new car is a hybrid. As it not only runs on benzene, but, also ... pure.. unadulterated ... hot air.
And.. that's ... the truth!
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My people will be in touch with your people.
Maybe.
As I am not sure where they will be, or, for that matter.. if I even have any people left. Since they might have caught word on the planned downsizing by now and have already left.
Tomorrow.
Mike's new car is a hybrid. As it not only runs on benzene, but, also ... pure.. unadulterated ... hot air.
And.. that's ... the truth!
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Well, I can't argue with that. But I'll try. Yesterday.
*starts singing* "Ohhhh, I beeelieeeve in yesterdaaayyy...."
never mind....
I have a hybrid car that runs on manic depressive energy... it's an airplane, and a submarine. but I never know when it's going to do what next... or what it's going to do when next... or... never mind.
*starts singing* "Ohhhh, I beeelieeeve in yesterdaaayyy...."
never mind....
I have a hybrid car that runs on manic depressive energy... it's an airplane, and a submarine. but I never know when it's going to do what next... or what it's going to do when next... or... never mind.
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"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -- Katharine Hepburn
Mary forgot.. the reference to the Where and Why of her hybrid car in her post above.
As to the Who, or, whom involved?
Pretty sure it's Mary.
As to the Why?
Anybody's guess.
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I think.
(*tips Caedes Cub News Reporter beanie in acknowledgement to the five Ws, turns to exit thread.. runs into Mary's submarine..*)
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(*speed dials the police department to get a ticket issued for parking in a 'no submarine parking spot'*)
Next time?
It'll be a tow!
:oP
As to the Who, or, whom involved?
Pretty sure it's Mary.
As to the Why?
Anybody's guess.
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I think.
(*tips Caedes Cub News Reporter beanie in acknowledgement to the five Ws, turns to exit thread.. runs into Mary's submarine..*)
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(*speed dials the police department to get a ticket issued for parking in a 'no submarine parking spot'*)
Next time?
It'll be a tow!
:oP
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my hybrid submarine is yellow.
starts singing, "We alll liiiive in a yelllowww submarinnnne..."
believe me, you do not want to tow my submarine... it's got a lot of mustard in it.
starts singing, "We alll liiiive in a yelllowww submarinnnne..."
believe me, you do not want to tow my submarine... it's got a lot of mustard in it.
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"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -- Katharine Hepburn
(*takes note of Mary's singing in the above post*)
Ok, whatever floats your.. submarine?
:oP
Well, whaddya know.. I am out of mustard.
Time to seize the day/moment!
(*tries to hook up Mary's submarine to tow truck, sets off Mary's submarine anti-theft alarm system*)
(*the Village People's hit song, "In the Navy" starts blaring at unbearable decibels*)
Ok, whatever floats your.. submarine?
:oP
Well, whaddya know.. I am out of mustard.
Time to seize the day/moment!
(*tries to hook up Mary's submarine to tow truck, sets off Mary's submarine anti-theft alarm system*)
(*the Village People's hit song, "In the Navy" starts blaring at unbearable decibels*)
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funny, I set that alarm at the Village People's hit, YMCA... but In The Navy works well too... so much for Les's ears... hehehe...
mustard, anyone?
"Clean cup! Move down!"
mustard, anyone?
"Clean cup! Move down!"
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"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -- Katharine Hepburn
Well, whaddya know.. coincidentally I just did the dishes!
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Oh, by the way, if you'd really like to know, Mary went that way..
(*points simultaneously in two directions*)
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Oh, by the way, if you'd really like to know, Mary went that way..
(*points simultaneously in two directions*)
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well... that's me all over.....
starts to sing, How can you be in two places at once.... if you're not anywhere at all....
;-)
starts to sing, How can you be in two places at once.... if you're not anywhere at all....
;-)
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"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -- Katharine Hepburn
If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary-wise; what it is it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?
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This post made complete sense.. to Mary.
And that.. is the truth.
(*nods Cheshirely*)
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This post made complete sense.. to Mary.
And that.. is the truth.
(*nods Cheshirely*)
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*thinks to self,* Self, how did he know that??
like being in a dream somehow... there's truth but no logic. which is why this is the Liar, Liar thread.
who started this thread, btw??
Les eats french fries dipped in chocolate covered greek yogurt... I do not lie, especially on this thread!
hehehe
like being in a dream somehow... there's truth but no logic. which is why this is the Liar, Liar thread.
who started this thread, btw??
Les eats french fries dipped in chocolate covered greek yogurt... I do not lie, especially on this thread!
hehehe
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"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -- Katharine Hepburn
I did not google.. 'Greek Yogurt'.
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Really, I didn't.
(*crosses Fingers Behind His Back*)
/\ There.. a clue towards the testament of the truthfulness of the above google related declarative.
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I think..
... therefore I post!
Lots and lots of thinking, lots and lots of.. posts.
And that, ladies and germs.. is the absolute ... truth!
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Really, I didn't.
(*crosses Fingers Behind His Back*)
/\ There.. a clue towards the testament of the truthfulness of the above google related declarative.
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I think..
... therefore I post!
Lots and lots of thinking, lots and lots of.. posts.
And that, ladies and germs.. is the absolute ... truth!
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...Ahum...
*cough...cough*
All though...Greek Yogurt is yummy, but skip the chocolate plz!!
Anyways....to many posts Les, to many, so skip the thnking too...hehe...
*goes back to her room, to do some thinking about the above stuff she wrote*
:oP
*cough...cough*
All though...Greek Yogurt is yummy, but skip the chocolate plz!!
Anyways....to many posts Les, to many, so skip the thnking too...hehe...
*goes back to her room, to do some thinking about the above stuff she wrote*
:oP
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Carpe Diem!