The World Cup (soccer) is coming up....does anyone care? If so who will win? You can tell I care.

Back to the subject - soccer - I just read this :)

Mr Switzerland lures soccer wives
Apr 12, 2006

For women bored at the thought of this summer's World Cup soccer finals in Germany, neighbour Switzerland is offering an alternative packed with beefcake.

A cow-milking 'Mr Switzerland' and other handsome men are featured in a new advertising campaign seeking to entice soccer widows to leave their sports-obsessed men behind.

"Dear girls," starts the television spot, to run in France, Germany and Switzerland beginning in May.

"Why not escape this summer's World Cup to a country where men spend less time on football, and more time on you?," the advertisement, says over images of a strapping farmhand, a sexy train conductor, a fit mountain climber, a dapper ferryman and a brawny lumberjack.

It ends with Renzo Blumenthal, Mr Switzerland 2005, milking and then leaning up against a cow.

Now there is an image....I imagine myself milking and leaning against a cow. Something every woman wants...some foo foo boy cow milker. *gag* Women go to the soccer matches where the real men are and shutup!

Hey... Cow Milkers are better lovers...
Beside, who wants to watch a bunch of sweaty strapping men beat each other up, chasing a ball around a field?

*looks around pensively.... *

Never mind.... *scurries away*

I watch football to see big strapping men pat each other on the tush......which I have NEVER gotten ...

Come over to me....I will gladly do that.......
by the way...............What is a tush!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

real footballers KISS each other after they score!!!!!!!!!!!!! heh!

hahahahaha... yep... real mans game... pats on the butt and kisses for being good boys and getting a goal.. lol

Bob.. Tush means Butt, Ass, Arse, Backside, Bum.. there ya go take your pick.. lol

It is estimated that1.5 Billion will watch !! The soccer, not the cow milkers.

England will win :) But watch out for Brazil and The Netherlands.

Jack~ie ! I was gonna let Bob wallow in the suspense for a while ... :D

Bob is on his way over to your place.

Tush yer gob now mucker....let me lie in 'peace' and 'wallow'!!!
We always associated 'Tush' with Hush! as in QUIET!

Newcastle will WIN!....Huurayyy!...

Huh ....tush means quiet in Bob's house ......so does tushie mean a little quiet ?

See ? All the neat things you learn !

Me mate Bob speaks a different language than the English we speak...he's from Newcastle. Please inform him that Manchester United eat people from Newcastle for breakfast just before going out and training.

YOU tell him .....not me

Bob me owd mate,

Manchester United eat people from Newcastle for breakfast just before going out and training. There.....I did it.

Can I have your camera & your computer after he catches you ?

You don't think I am going to let him catch me do you?

He has a herd of hinnys especially trained to sniff out digi cams :) Some owners go to great heights to escape, and even lose their lunches sometimes. They claim they are photographing creeks.

Yeah? Well I have a robotic hinny that eats real ones....no problem...I still think I can out run him, though I may blow out my knees doing it. I had to give up golf because of blown knees. I can still run a couple miles just out of fear.

There's knee chance of you leggin it now mucker...I have a turbo fitted to my wheel-chair..and it goe's like 's*** off a shovel!....knackered knee's or not..your camera is mine.!.....Man Utd, are a buncha sissy's anyway!
I will post the camera onto you Lauren love....and the herd of Hinnies...are being specially trained for Knee'less marra's!!!!!!!!!!.........

Oooooh weeeehee!! I now know what a 'Tush' is......Blush'ss!!!! It's a 'BUM'.......

1.) Thanks bunches Bob, much appreciated & ....

2.) Yes, a tush is a "bum" & in American Football, NOT footy or soccer the players congratulate each other with a pat on the butt.

Which I STILL do NOT understand ......Men !

Hmm, so what's the deal with women going en masse to the ... *loo?

For anyone that wants to know, I can tell you the score of the final match before the game starts. I have psychic powers ... er, is that physics? Anyone willing to take a wager?

*loo - bathroom, lavatory, the 'reading room,' and the Fortress of Solitude for many a man.

We go "en masse" so we can talk, laugh and poke fun at people like you guys....

I have never seen a woman go to the bathroom alone...even if they have to ask a stranger from a neighboring table. I just don't get it. It's a fear of being alone in a bathroom thing I guess. One thing about a guy...we can go under the bleachers if need be.

That's why we ask a strange woman from a neighboring table to go with us, in case we run into some loser guy peeing where he shouldn't

Like the darn sink !!!!!!

Hey...it's better than the floor or toilet seat right? And why don't women put the toilet seat up when they are done?

Why should we ?!

Then quit telling us to put the seat down!

LOL....

I allways put the seat down, helps to hide the evidence that I missed. *Looks innocent*

You just aren't going to accept the fact you are dead are you Curt?

*Rattles chains*

Nope... :oP

I'm getting those toys Curt!

*puts bag over DigiCam's head*

Ok that's it! Time for the clowns!

to late... what ya think is rattling around in my head now?

Now, take away my Q-Tips... *Doh*

You are trying my patience Curt...you know for a dead guy you sure are hacking me off.

*holds out Barbies right leg*
You looking for this?
*bolts for door....*

Neener, neeener, Neeeeener...:oP

STRIKE THREE CURT!!

You just don't taunt this many people!

You have awakened the beast!!

again?? Oh sod.

What's with you oh faceless one?

Jerry, what the heck kinda icon is that supposed to be below your mean looking baseball ??? Cuz you won't believe what it looks like to me ...

It just may be what you think it is! Butt I'm not sure fer sure.

OMG ........this site is going downhill rapidly

Butt? No, I think you shall be known henceforth as bumhead. rotflmao

Wasn't there an old man Muppet that looked like this?

hahahaha yeah there was

Then it's not what you think it is Lauren.

Loved those two 'curmudgeons' up in the balcony.

Whew, didn't think I would get my power word in for the day. Was close, was close to having to start another thread.

Sooo ... what's the deal with women anyhew?

Oh yeah ... I slay me. :oP

Good work getting that word in Les. Women? If we knew we could pee on the toilet seat...maybe even the floor without getting our rumps chewed off.

*giggles*

Payback? Leave both seats in the upright position and then ... wait ... for that certain 'splash of water' and scream when go to pay a visit to the loo in the night. The key to the whole plot ... night lights are our friend. tee hee

What? No bottle by the bed? Why get up? You can nail the seat when you empty the bottle. Then if asked if you whizzed on the seat you can say no with a clear conscience.

Can I ask? what all this to do with 'Footy'!....................

Not a darn thing Bob .......just the usual Caedes thread going off course.......waaaaay off course

Ooh Well? ..... In that case!......
............ errrr!....how's the weather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ooh Well? ..... In that case!......
............ errrr!....how's the weather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ay me owd marra Roberto,

We talk footy here on occasion. You don't go to the stadium and just sit there and talk footy do ye mate? So we get side tracked now and then, we do have fun, well some us of anyway. The rest just sit there looking at us like we are a bunch of uncivilized rowdies. But we are not....except for Les, Curt, Andrew, that little Weasel what's his name, and a few more that I shall not name. It's good they have me to keep some semblance of order and sanity. The weather...it's ok....so so.

Wait a minute...do the stadiums in Germany have roofs?

Do you live in Germany? No! Then why worry about them having roofs on their stadiums? If the hooligans were there they would just tear them off anyway.

Pah... What ever... me roudy... now that one is rich, very rich
*Gufaw*

Not any more...you are dead...or did you forget that?

just think of me as a bad bit of gravy you ate the night before. :o)

I do....did you hear that? Did you smell it? It's that bad gravy.

you can have bad gravy??

by the way chrome head, I'm not sure whose hooligans are worse....

Well, in SOME places you can have bad gravy, but not in my house

England has some pretty wild hooligans as does Scotland, they are probably the cream of the crop.

Good to hear that Lauren, when's dinner?

Tonight....BBQ chicken, parsley noodles, salad & either green beans with almonds or broccoli with cheese sauce ....haven't quite made up my mind yet. Coming over ? There'll be plenty.

I would love to but I can't take out that big of a loan to drive there. Can you mail it?

Sure ....Fed-ex okay ?

Send him a bloody BIG! spoon to go with it Lauren!
.....He's a right 'stirrer'!

That will work. Can you put it in one of those heat retaining bags and send it one day delivery? I hate cold dinners.

I don't have one of those handy .....how's about I double garbage bag it for ya ? And, per Bob's suggesstion.....a really humungeous spoon

(FOOTBALL) : It's coming back to the Isle of Blighty.

bollocks...

I'm so glad to hear that....that will be more food for Manchester United.

You must be mad Lauren... Fed-Ex?... you tring to kill him?... lol

Don't forget, they "offed" me without a wink and a nudge.:o)

What ?! He agreed !

NEWCASTLE Won today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHHHheeEEEEEE????????

But Shearer got injured , and it may be his last!!!!!!!!! Aawwww! sod?

WOot... Yah... Hip-hip hoorah.... Woohoo..

*looks around at the blank stares*

WHat?!?!

Manchester redsox, merger and acquisition like the Dallas cowboys. Cut throats.

Who are we supposed to root for ?

I think it was Newcastle.. looks like they won.

WOot... Yah... Hip-hip hoorah.... Woohoo..

*looks around at the blank stares*

Now what?!?!

Did Newcastle play Man U ? Cuz if they did ol' Jer's gonna be bummed

Newcastle 3-1 Wigan.

Shearer with a double in the win.

"WOot... Yah... Hip-hip hoorah.... Woohoo.."

And that actually is a direct quote from Bob. ;o)

Ay wot? Wigan got a goal? What a bunch a wankers lettin Wigan score. ManU woulda stomped on em!

my name ain't Bob... who's dis Bob feller, eh?

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gone to Wigan for two Eggs Bob ?

English Soccer Fans are being encouraged to learn their chants in German for the world Cup http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3643996a4560,00.html

Fat chance! Germany will become a part of England before it's over. The Germans will be chanting in English. Now all you Brits give me a big pat on the back.

why?

Loads o' 'Cow-Pats' ower here marra! how much you want!

Zeik Monarch.

Sheesh Scionlord everything has to be explained to you!

I mean why do we have give a deformed football a pat on the back?

For motivation or sympathy?

You give Footballers Kisses and cuddles.....Ooohh hang on...I'm ganninn there!!!!