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::CurtieBear
04/11/06 6:27 PM GMT
The funniest thing happened to me today... According to Fed-Ex... I'm Dead.

Yeah, you read right... I'm Dead.

I had been expecting a package, which now is about a month late, so I gave them a call to find out the status of my shipment. When the kind lady looked up my Order #, she came across a note from Fed-Ex stating that "Package was returned, because recipient is deceased."

So, now that I have it from the good people at Fed-Ex... I'm Dead.

Let the wake begin... LMAO!
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::laurengary
04/11/06 10:25 PM GMT
And April 15th is tax deadline ! Wow ! You died just in time !
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Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls .......Let The Machine Get It ........ MY GALLERY
::Hottrockin
04/11/06 10:37 PM GMT
Do you have an address for flowers yet? I liked to send some tomorrow...don't worry, don't worry...I'll use UPS!!
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Picture Purrrfect
::razorjack51
04/11/06 11:31 PM GMT
LMAO! Am I in the will?..=P
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"Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun -Pablo Picasso My Gallery
::laurengary
04/12/06 2:21 AM GMT
Yes, you are .....right after me
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Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls .......Let The Machine Get It ........ MY GALLERY
::razorjack51
04/12/06 2:25 AM GMT
Yeah, but I get his computer!..=)
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"Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun -Pablo Picasso My Gallery
.akashastrega
04/12/06 2:34 AM GMT
So when do we all get together to get drunk and then tell stories??? Sorry to hear of your passing. I hope it was quick and painless. I am sure you are in a better place now though, but you will be missed.
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Look to the Future, Remeber the Past, but Live in the Present, and Never forget to tell those you love "I Love You", you may not get another chance.
::CurtieBear
04/12/06 3:15 AM GMT
Yeah Larry, I left my old Commodore to ya.:o)

As far as a better place? well, my one ray of sunshine is here.. hehe
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Sut Up Voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.
::razorjack51
04/12/06 3:21 AM GMT
Suh-weeet!!! I wonder how much I can get for it on Ebay!? Thanks Curt, you're a pal!
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"Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun -Pablo Picasso My Gallery
::DigiCamMan
04/12/06 4:12 AM GMT
Sorry to hear you died Curt...can I have your toys.
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Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. King George V........ My Gallery
::CurtieBear
04/12/06 9:16 AM GMT
Sure... Jelly or Latex.
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Sut Up Voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.
::kimcande
04/12/06 4:40 PM GMT
Will that work for the bills?
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Since we cant change reality. Let us change our eyes in which we percieve reality. Nikos Kazantzakis.
::laurengary
04/12/06 4:47 PM GMT
I get the feathers ...*bats eyelashes*

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Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls .......Let The Machine Get It ........ MY GALLERY
::CurtieBear
04/13/06 5:12 AM GMT
Work for the bills? hmmmm....

Maybe I could try that.

"Sorry Mr. Cable-man... but no money for joo... according to Fed-Ex.. I'm dead."

*Snip goes the cable line*
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Shut Up Voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.
::DigiCamMan
04/13/06 6:13 AM GMT
I still want your toys...I don't care what they are.
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Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. King George V........ My Gallery
::laurengary
04/13/06 3:55 PM GMT
Jerry's not fussy, apparently ....

Got an Etch-A-Sketch in there Curt ?
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Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls .......Let The Machine Get It ........ MY GALLERY
::DigiCamMan
04/14/06 2:34 AM GMT
Back off girl! I already claimed his toys...even got a lawyer. He specializes in toy heirlooms.
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Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. King George V........ My Gallery
::laurengary
04/14/06 2:38 AM GMT
Hey ! An old Etch-A-Sketch could maybe be very valuable ...... in the flea market circuit LOL
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Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls .......Let The Machine Get It ........ MY GALLERY
::DigiCamMan
04/14/06 3:14 AM GMT
That's why I have a lawyer. Do I look like I just fell off the turnip truck?
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Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. King George V........ My Gallery
.animaniactoo
04/14/06 3:40 AM GMT
nah, looks more like the turnip truck ran over ya 8P
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One man sees things and says "why?", but I dream things that never were and say "why not?"
::DigiCamMan
04/14/06 3:45 AM GMT
Big talk for a little mouse. My lawyer will be contacting you too! I will sue that little red hat right off you. I may even go after your toys.
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Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. King George V........ My Gallery
.animaniactoo
04/14/06 3:46 AM GMT
*grin* I invite ya to try... alls I have to say is: BE AFRAID... BE VERY AFRAID...
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One man sees things and says "why?", but I dream things that never were and say "why not?"
::DigiCamMan
04/14/06 3:53 AM GMT
What? No toys?
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Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. King George V........ My Gallery
.animaniactoo
04/14/06 3:54 AM GMT
*raises eyebrow* silly boy... OF COURSE I have toys! Some of them may not be very useful to you however 8P
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One man sees things and says "why?", but I dream things that never were and say "why not?"
::DigiCamMan
04/14/06 3:58 AM GMT
Don't matter...I still want them. If I get Curts toys and your toys.....I will.......have a lot of toys.
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Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. King George V........ My Gallery
::laurengary
04/14/06 4:09 AM GMT
And the man who dies with the most toys .....is still dead
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Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls .......Let The Machine Get It ........ MY GALLERY
.animaniactoo
04/14/06 4:19 AM GMT
<---- still waiting for the lawyer's call. how long do I have to wait?
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One man sees things and says "why?", but I dream things that never were and say "why not?"
::DigiCamMan
04/14/06 4:21 AM GMT
Keep waiting....I'll let you know.
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Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. King George V........ My Gallery
.animaniactoo
04/14/06 4:22 AM GMT
okay, *goes off to play w/MY toys* 8P
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One man sees things and says "why?", but I dream things that never were and say "why not?"
::DigiCamMan
04/14/06 4:26 AM GMT
Our toys?
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Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. King George V........ My Gallery
.animaniactoo
04/14/06 4:29 AM GMT
I'm sorry, your swirly forcefield appears to be affecting your vision.
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One man sees things and says "why?", but I dream things that never were and say "why not?"
::DigiCamMan
04/14/06 4:38 AM GMT
Are all your toys from Disneyland? I may not want them after all.
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Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. King George V........ My Gallery
.animaniactoo
04/14/06 4:39 AM GMT
ICK! ICK! *ptoeeey!*

*glares*
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One man sees things and says "why?", but I dream things that never were and say "why not?"
::DigiCamMan
04/14/06 4:42 AM GMT
Oh good! Then my lawyer will still contact you. I have him on a retainer....boy those Dentist bills will kill you.
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Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. King George V........ My Gallery
.animaniactoo
04/14/06 4:45 AM GMT
*tosses over 15 year old retainer* here, maybe it'll fit him 8D
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One man sees things and says "why?", but I dream things that never were and say "why not?"
::DigiCamMan
04/14/06 4:46 AM GMT
You mean for free? This is some kinda trick isn't it?
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Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. King George V........ My Gallery
.animaniactoo
04/14/06 4:47 AM GMT
*innocent look* trick? no tricks here! just some good old samaritan giving...
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One man sees things and says "why?", but I dream things that never were and say "why not?"
::DigiCamMan
04/14/06 4:50 AM GMT
Sooooo.....does this mean....I get your toys too?
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Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. King George V........ My Gallery
::CurtieBear
04/14/06 5:37 AM GMT
Both of you... back to your corners... I mean really....

You do realise... I'm DEAD... right?

Show some sympathy... *cry*... Oh, it's a cruel world we live in.. *cry*
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Shut Up Voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.
::DigiCamMan
04/14/06 5:49 AM GMT
Oh shut up! Your dead...stay out of this. And just when do I get your toys? Don't weasel out on me!
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Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. King George V........ My Gallery
::CurtieBear
04/14/06 5:53 AM GMT
Just for that... I'm sending em to you by Fed-Ex... :oP
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Shut Up Voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.
::DigiCamMan
04/14/06 5:58 AM GMT
Not fair Curt!! I want them in this lifetime!
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Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. King George V........ My Gallery
::CurtieBear
04/14/06 6:16 AM GMT
oh... no need to worry.. maybe I'll have some company now in the after life... hehe
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Shut Up Voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.
::DigiCamMan
04/14/06 7:32 AM GMT
Looky here Curt...bury your toys with ya and I will dig you up and get them. You have brought out the worst in me...I want those toys!
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Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. King George V........ My Gallery
::CurtieBear
04/14/06 8:04 AM GMT
Dang, are you in need of my toys... sheesh. OK... I guess you can have my toys. (1 chewed up Chucky doll and a headless Barbie).

Enjoy. :o)
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Shut Up Voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.
::DigiCamMan
04/14/06 8:08 AM GMT
Alright!! Can you bring them over...FedX is out of the question. If you are really dead maybe UPS?
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Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. King George V........ My Gallery
::CurtieBear
04/14/06 9:24 AM GMT
mmm... UPS Doesn't recognise dead people... may be kind of tough.
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Shut Up Voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.
.animaniactoo
04/14/06 2:24 PM GMT
I already sent flowers, what more do you want? I should sit shiva for you?!?
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One man sees things and says "why?", but I dream things that never were and say "why not?"
::laurengary
04/14/06 2:40 PM GMT
Just don't jump on any burning pyres, okay ?
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Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls .......Let The Machine Get It ........ MY GALLERY
.animaniactoo
04/14/06 2:50 PM GMT
Hey! I'm not MARRIED to either of those loons! *shivers*
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One man sees things and says "why?", but I dream things that never were and say "why not?"
::DigiCamMan
04/15/06 3:27 AM GMT
Who you calling loons there Minnie? Me and Curt or Lauren and Curt or me and Lauren?
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Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. King George V........ My Gallery
::CurtieBear
04/15/06 5:40 AM GMT
Yabadah, yabadah, yabadah... That's all Folk's. :o)
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Shut Up Voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.
::DigiCamMan
04/15/06 7:21 AM GMT
That's the voices talking isn't it?
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Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. King George V........ My Gallery
::CurtieBear
04/15/06 7:26 AM GMT
*puts finger to lips*
Shhh...
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Shut Up Voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.
::DigiCamMan
04/15/06 8:41 AM GMT
A Wise Man once said "Don't shush me."
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Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. King George V........ My Gallery
::CurtieBear
04/15/06 9:09 AM GMT
*ties pretsels and baby pacifiers in beard*

What was that oh wise one? :oP
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Shut Up Voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.
::DigiCamMan
04/15/06 8:55 PM GMT
Ok Curt....time for the clowns again!
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Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. King George V........ My Gallery
::laurengary
04/17/06 2:48 PM GMT
So Curt, how's DEATH been treatin' you hon ? Alright ?
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Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls .......Let The Machine Get It ........ MY GALLERY
::Nikoli
04/17/06 9:21 PM GMT
It's ok in Zurich there is a clinic where you can pay to comit suicide. Just a thought.
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I only get what I work for.
::DigiCamMan
04/17/06 9:46 PM GMT
He's already dead...otherwise we would have suggested he go there.
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Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. King George V........ My Gallery
.scionlord
04/17/06 10:01 PM GMT
ok..undead then
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'Study the past, if you would divine the future.' - Confucius
::DigiCamMan
04/17/06 10:26 PM GMT
Did you say something? I didn't see your lips moving....yuk...yuk.
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Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. King George V........ My Gallery
.animaniactoo
04/17/06 10:47 PM GMT
*intones in a deep voice*

AND NOW… the SPEAKER FOR THE UNDEAD!
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One man sees things and says "why?", but I dream things that never were and say "why not?"
::DigiCamMan
04/18/06 1:44 AM GMT
He can't speak...he only signs. Look at his hands.
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Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. King George V........ My Gallery
::CurtieBear
04/18/06 5:15 AM GMT
Oh... death has been going ok... I just keep getting summoned back because somebody keeps bugging me about my toys. Apparently Jerry/DigiCam seems to think his avatar needs a body. So I been doling it out a piece at a time to him. With Barbie's bod... I think he'll be pretty HAWT.
:oD
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Shut Up Voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.
::DigiCamMan
04/18/06 5:21 AM GMT
Lauren already thinks I'm hawt.
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Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. King George V........ My Gallery
.cgImagery
04/18/06 5:21 AM GMT
don't forget about susan!
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.scionlord
04/18/06 12:20 AM GMT
*prises hands off digicam's head* Sorry about that....it sort of just happens.
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'Study the past, if you would divine the future.' - Confucius
::laurengary
04/18/06 3:34 PM GMT
What ? Are you holding him down or choking him ?
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Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls .......Let The Machine Get It ........ MY GALLERY
.scionlord
04/18/06 4:45 PM GMT
I think I was trying to extract his brain....
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'Study the past, if you would divine the future.' - Confucius
.animaniactoo
04/18/06 4:59 PM GMT
difficult… there's a sign inside the chrome… "ROOM FOR RENT" 8•P
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One man sees things and says "why?", but I dream things that never were and say "why not?"
::laurengary
04/18/06 5:12 PM GMT
* Cheap*
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Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls .......Let The Machine Get It ........ MY GALLERY
::CurtieBear
04/18/06 6:00 PM GMT
*rattle, rattle, rattle*

You aren't trying to rent my room out are you? My god... trying to make a buck off a poor deceased guy, killed by Fed-Ex.. Oi-Veh.

*hakes head and floats off through a random wall*
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Shut Up Voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.
.scionlord
04/18/06 6:10 PM GMT
Nope, the bolts are rusted.

Curtie....pardon?
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'Study the past, if you would divine the future.' - Confucius
::CurtieBear
04/18/06 6:11 PM GMT
Yes?....
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Shut Up Voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.
::laurengary
04/18/06 7:02 PM GMT
lmao .....Andrew was trying to do something to Jerry's head ...Cat & I then suggested it be rented
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Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls .......Let The Machine Get It ........ MY GALLERY
::CurtieBear
04/18/06 7:03 PM GMT
Oooooh... OK. :oO)
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Shut Up Voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.
::laurengary
04/18/06 7:07 PM GMT
But, if you WANT to be a headless ghost & float through walls......then by all means, go for it
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Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls .......Let The Machine Get It ........ MY GALLERY
::CurtieBear
04/18/06 7:12 PM GMT
Oh no.. I like my head, thank you very much... after all, without it, who would keep me company?
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Shut Up Voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.
.scionlord
04/18/06 8:16 PM GMT
Headless Nick I suppose....
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'Study the past, if you would divine the future.' - Confucius
.animaniactoo
04/19/06 4:56 PM GMT
hmmm… don't I recall something about Headless Nick not being able to completely detach his head?…
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One man sees things and says "why?", but I dream things that never were and say "why not?"
::laurengary
04/19/06 6:07 PM GMT
Did we ever solve the issue of who gets Curt's toys ? Just curious ...
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Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls .......Let The Machine Get It ........ MY GALLERY
.animaniactoo
04/19/06 6:08 PM GMT
yes, we get the real ones, Jerry gets the ones he thinks are the cream of the crop. shhh… don't tell him.
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One man sees things and says "why?", but I dream things that never were and say "why not?"
::CurtieBear
04/19/06 7:15 PM GMT
*hands out packages to Lauren and cat*

Shhh... don't let Jerry know... *tee-hee*

Yo! Jerry! Here's the rest of Barbie.
:o)
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Shut Up Voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.
::laurengary
04/19/06 7:21 PM GMT
*crosses heart*
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Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls .......Let The Machine Get It ........ MY GALLERY
::DigiCamMan
05/02/06 4:10 AM GMT
I won't be getting Curt's toys and I'm not a happy camper. Curt just notified me that FedEx now says he is alive and have delivered packages to him. I am hacked off and thinking of sueing FedEx. I want those toys! Does anyone have the number to the Mafia hit squad...I have an idea.
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No matter how slow the film, Spirit always stands still long enough for the photographer It has chosen. Minor White........ My Gallery
.akashastrega
05/02/06 4:34 AM GMT
Back up!!! Fed Ex brought him back to life you say???!!! Can the DO that? I mean he was enjoying his death, and we were throwing these great wakes, getting ready to inherit all the toys...NOW Fed EX says he's alive again??? Quick someone get me the number to UPS, maybe they'll kill him and keep him dead, and we can start the partying and doling out of toys again.

But seriously, welcome back to the land of the living.
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Look to the Future, Remeber the Past, but Live in the Present, and Never forget to tell those you love "I Love You", you may not get another chance.
::DigiCamMan
05/02/06 5:01 AM GMT
I was thinking of hireing Dick Cheney to take out Curt but he can't hit what he aims at. Does anyone know of anyone else? .....And not Elmer Fudd either.
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No matter how slow the film, Spirit always stands still long enough for the photographer It has chosen. Minor White........ My Gallery
::madmaven
05/02/06 11:50 AM GMT
I informed my husband, who is a postal supervisor, of your demise....so that your mail will all be marked up and returned to senders properly....
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I'll be allright in a minute...just a bit stressed you might say...
&KEIFER
05/02/06 12:16 AM GMT
well .. CB .. since you're all wrinkly and smelly now I just wanted to say .. "It's over" .. and, also, I wanted to add

I'm too sexy for my curt, too sexy for my curt .. So sexy it hurts

(*shakes his tail as he scampers off*)
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I'm a Fire-Starter, twisted fire-starter
::DigiCamMan
05/03/06 4:55 AM GMT
Oh Keith you are such a wicked little imp! Smelly or not I'm getting his toys...I think this "he is alive" thing is all a trick so I will forget about it. Aint happenin! Keith you do have a pretty good voice for a....Dorf!
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No matter how slow the film, Spirit always stands still long enough for the photographer It has chosen. Minor White........ My Gallery
::CurtieBear
05/03/06 5:28 AM GMT
*and the Zombie-Curt goes stumbling along after Keifer, moaning... "Grahhh... Haaaamm... Hhhocks... Grahhh!!!!"... dropping behind the lower half of barbie's torso on the ground*
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Badger, Badger, Badger...
::DigiCamMan
05/03/06 8:40 AM GMT
I kneeeew it! You have Barbie's torso...you lied to me...you said FedEx said you are alive and you are not! I tried mailing a bom...er package to your residence and FedEx said you no longer lived there, that you were in fact DEAD! Face it! Now the toys....please (uh).
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No matter how slow the film, Spirit always stands still long enough for the photographer It has chosen. Minor White........ My Gallery
.akashastrega
05/03/06 6:13 PM GMT
well i contacted UPS and they said they'd be more than happy to re-kill Curt with the shipment of a package thru them...so...Curt start handing out the toys!!!

CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE???

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Look to the Future, Remeber the Past, but Live in the Present, and Never forget to tell those you love "I Love You", you may not get another chance.
::DigiCamMan
05/04/06 4:45 AM GMT
I feel it! But I'm still getting the toys.
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If God lived on earth, people would break his windows. Jewish Proverb........ My Gallery
::CurtieBear
05/04/06 5:11 AM GMT
Wrong... UPS just gave me my delivery today.... so there... *raspberry* :oP
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Badger, Badger, Badger...
::DigiCamMan
05/04/06 8:00 AM GMT
Go ahead and open it....I mailed it....*running to find my ear plugs*
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If God lived on earth, people would break his windows. Jewish Proverb........ My Gallery
::laurengary
05/06/06 6:31 PM GMT
Jerry ....The Uni - Barbie - Bomber
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Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls .......Let The Machine Get It ........ MY GALLERY
purmusic
05/06/06 9:15 PM GMT
LOL.

Uhm ... Curt? ... Curt? ... you still alive? Oh oh ... this does not bode well ...

*visualizes Curt with various Barbie parts imbedded in his body after the Barbie pipe boom boom went off*
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust
::DigiCamMan
05/07/06 7:51 AM GMT
I have a feeling Curt is hiding...we haven't heard fron him for the last three comments. He's either hiding or he is wallpaper.
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If God lived on earth, people would break his windows. Jewish Proverb........ My Gallery
.akashastrega
05/10/06 9:57 AM GMT
Lets hear it for UPS and exploding Barbie parts...now back to handing out the toys!!! I want toys dammit!!! What is the hold-up????
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Look to the Future, Remeber the Past, but Live in the Present, and Never forget to tell those you love "I Love You", you may not get another chance.

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