I was thinking about this just the other day, during down times between renders ...LOL.....and I was wondering, if you could be any Super Hero, which one would you be ? And what would be your Super Powers ? And who would be your alter-ego ?
Give it some thought & tell us what you think.....
For instance....I think I would like to be Black Magic Woman ! Capable of conjuring good hair on any bad hair day, righter of wrongly given parking tickets.....my theme song is Black Magic Woman by Santana.....
And my alter-ego is the mild mannered Ivory Bonita, Internet Secret Shopper....who sadly catches very few shoplifters.
Well… I'm going to unmask someone else… that's right folks our mild-mannered Les… he roams the Caedes boards all day… providing laughter and occasional useful info… bemoaning his lack of postable artistry… this is a beard… he has no time to finish such works of wonders, and must resort to his other day job…
Parading up and down the street wearing a Sandwich Board… advertising "Dix Prime Meat - It can't be Beat!".
But when he looks up… and sees the signal in the sky… A Belgian Lace Cookie with nibbled edges! He hops on his bicycle and his super powers kick in, magically baking as he pedals away to land on a member's doorstep with freshly baked cookies just in time to avert even the slightest twinge of deprivation!
Sandwich Board banging on his knees while he performs his juggling act of changing into his costume while baking and peddling all @ the same time until he can throw off his board and reveal himself as COOKIEMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! TO THE RESCUE!!!!!!!
The lucky member is always happy to hear he dinging of his bicycle bell as he arrives and view the wondrous sight of our masked super hero, identifiable only by the insignia printed on the stomach of his super hero costume - one quite large Chocolate Chip.
And the trail of cookie crumbs left behind him....the gentle scent of chocolate drifting on the breeze.....as some innocent child in the neighborhood, pulls on his mother's skirts & says " Mommy, I think that man took my Big Wheel...."
Damn, thats harsh unmasking Les like that!!!!
But so true!!!
Les you have just been outed...now everyone on Caedes will be sending up Cookieman signals...and you have Cat to thank for that!!!!!!
Well... in my current mood... I would like to be known as "The Hammer". Whenever someone was in distress due to the evil schemes hatched by the merciless PC gremlins and felt naught but hopeless dispair... there I would be at the door, holding out a shining sledgehammer. This is perhaps a rather short sighted superhero though as I'm sure a few people might regret their actions after a few minutes... but by then of course I would be gone, leaving no trail... *shrugs* it would make me feel better anyway...
I'd like to be Mr invisible!.......leave a fart in a group of people, and watch their faces Heh! heh! I'm *ALL* bad!.....according to ' Wor-Lass' anyway!
I would like to be faster than a speeding bullet, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound and stuff Bowbs fart back where it came from at super sonic speed.
I would like to be "The Smell Good Fairy"....and just fly around....sprinkling anti-gas ,smell good fairy tears on people like Bob....and my husband.....the farters of the world....
I am AURAL WOMAN!!!!!!!!!! I Fly thru the world with my metal baseball bat....smashing
KID BOP records, and cars with heavy bass that go boom in the night! I have the power to stop bad country music and gospel recordings that make me yell jeeeezuz.......
{ I love God, but hate gospel...sorry}..........and I can even cure those annoying songs that play over and over in your head.....over and over and over....
"Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven." Matthew 5:10 (KJV)
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Nikoli would love the ability to pause time. However having the ability of everyone wanting to know me will have to do. (Metaphorically) Boots modesty off the cliff.
Give it some thought & tell us what you think.....
For instance....I think I would like to be Black Magic Woman ! Capable of conjuring good hair on any bad hair day, righter of wrongly given parking tickets.....my theme song is Black Magic Woman by Santana.....
And my alter-ego is the mild mannered Ivory Bonita, Internet Secret Shopper....who sadly catches very few shoplifters.
So...who are you ??