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::Nikoli
04/29/06 10:49 PM GMT
The purpose of this thread is to see just how many KNOCK KNOCK joke are out there.

It starts thus

KNOCK KNOCK, the next person after the knock knock post replys "You all know" WHO'S THERE & hey presto joke number 1. Lets see how many are around peeps.
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::Nikoli
04/29/06 10:49 PM GMT
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Or try http://www.zewall.com/ for some extra fun.
::cgImagery
04/29/06 11:10 PM GMT
Knock Knock
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.timw4mail
04/29/06 11:12 PM GMT
No one is home
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::cgImagery
04/29/06 11:12 PM GMT
lol

Knock Knock (on the next door neighbor's house that has ppl in it)
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purmusic
04/29/06 11:43 PM GMT
Who be there?
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust
::cgImagery
04/29/06 11:44 PM GMT
idk
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purmusic
04/30/06 12:18 AM GMT
LOLOLOLOL.

idk who?
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust
::cgImagery
04/30/06 12:18 AM GMT
idk stop askin! :)
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purmusic
04/30/06 12:31 AM GMT
LOLOLOLOLOL.

uhm ... kk :)

Knock, knock.

(And you better answer the door! *starts to morph into the incredible Green Les ... but holds in his anger*)
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust
+Samatar
04/30/06 1:31 AM GMT
*rolls eyes* Who's there?
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purmusic
04/30/06 1:33 AM GMT
Ammonia.
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust
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04/30/06 1:35 AM GMT
Ammonia who... *rolls eyes again*
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purmusic
04/30/06 1:37 AM GMT
Ammonia trying to make you laugh.

Wait ... allow me ... *rolls eyes ... into the back of his head*
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust
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04/30/06 1:42 AM GMT
*rolls eyes across table"

C-nock c-nock...
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purmusic
04/30/06 1:46 AM GMT
C-who's there?
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust
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04/30/06 1:48 AM GMT
Oscar and Greta.
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purmusic
04/30/06 1:50 AM GMT
Oscar and Greta who?

*holds hands cupped below face to catch eyes as they roll out of his head this time* ...
orrrr ... maybe not??
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust
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04/30/06 1:52 AM GMT
Oscar silly question, Greta silly answer...
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purmusic
04/30/06 2:02 AM GMT
LOL.

Yep, it's definitely official ... no bout a doubt it ... I found myself amused.

Ohhh, look shiny ...
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust
::cgImagery
04/30/06 3:53 AM GMT
Knock Knock!
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.akashastrega
04/30/06 4:00 AM GMT
I already got some at the office...go away, I'm not buying...okay...well maybe I will...

who's there????

Oh no, I am now picturing Keith with his beanie and big ears...please let it be Lauren with chocolates in hand.
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::cgImagery
04/30/06 4:13 AM GMT
Michael Jackson
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.akashastrega
05/01/06 6:13 AM GMT
Lock up your little boys...its MJ at the door!!!!


**Oh wait, Michael Jackson WHO??**
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Look to the Future, Remeber the Past, but Live in the Present, and Never forget to tell those you love "I Love You", you may not get another chance.
::Dunstickin
05/01/06 7:20 PM GMT
** Ah thought MJ was Marilyn Jane!"!**
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::cgImagery
05/01/06 7:30 PM GMT
LOL you said the joke Jenn :(
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.akashastrega
05/02/06 12:04 AM GMT
Sorry...I always was pretty bad at jokes...didn't mean to kill your punchline.
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Look to the Future, Remeber the Past, but Live in the Present, and Never forget to tell those you love "I Love You", you may not get another chance.
::cgImagery
05/02/06 12:35 AM GMT
LOL its ok :)
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::madmaven
06/08/06 3:49 AM GMT
Knock-Knock
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06/08/06 3:50 AM GMT
*opens door... looks around*

Nobody there! It's a trick!

Ahem... I mean... who's there?
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::madmaven
06/08/06 4:17 AM GMT
LANDSHARK.....:)
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.animaniactoo
06/08/06 4:20 AM GMT
Landshark who?
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One man sees things and says "why?", but I dream things that never were and say "why not?"
::madmaven
06/08/06 4:21 AM GMT
Pizza delivery....
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06/08/06 4:34 AM GMT
I don't get it... is it landshark flavoured pizza? Did I miss something... again?
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::madmaven
06/08/06 5:04 AM GMT
the OLD Saturday Night Live routine with Gilda Radner, etc---:)
Chevy Chase was usualy the "landshark" :) guess you are toooooo young to know that...:)

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