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The Blob. Or any Japenese Godzilla type barf.
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haha. i actually kinda liked the blob...along with that attack of the tomatos movie (if thats the name).
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Gravity: doth not push or pull...that is the question! Did that sound right...i think i messed up
There is a thread like this buried somewhere if you are interested. I can't remember my choices, but here are some as they come to me:
The Italian job (the recent remake), haven't the original but it would have to be better... boring and stupid. Probably the only good part was the car chase at the end, but I never saw that because I couldn't be bothered sitting through it to the end.
Face Off. Watching Nicholas Cage weep and wail about his rediculous predicament for 30 minutes in what is supposed to be an action film was painful. The plot was completely unbeleivable... think about it, if someone you were married to for however many years came home one day with another mans identity don't you think you might notice?? Apparantly not. Another thing about this silly flick was that everything exploded at the drop of a hat. Just stupid.
Aaaaahhh, I feel cleansed now... thanks!
The Italian job (the recent remake), haven't the original but it would have to be better... boring and stupid. Probably the only good part was the car chase at the end, but I never saw that because I couldn't be bothered sitting through it to the end.
Face Off. Watching Nicholas Cage weep and wail about his rediculous predicament for 30 minutes in what is supposed to be an action film was painful. The plot was completely unbeleivable... think about it, if someone you were married to for however many years came home one day with another mans identity don't you think you might notice?? Apparantly not. Another thing about this silly flick was that everything exploded at the drop of a hat. Just stupid.
Aaaaahhh, I feel cleansed now... thanks!
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-Everyone is entitled to my opinion-
"Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" is a cult classic. Love that one.
Worst movie ... and I really can't remember much let alone the name, as I fell asleep to it in the theatre. I do know that Jon Voight was in it, and that it was possibly and supposed to be, a 'thriller.' Lol.
Worst movie ... and I really can't remember much let alone the name, as I fell asleep to it in the theatre. I do know that Jon Voight was in it, and that it was possibly and supposed to be, a 'thriller.' Lol.
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes,
but in having new eyes.
- Marcel Proust
Intersection - sadly, it left such a bad impression on me that I wiped it from my mind completely… and subsequently sat through it a SECOND time 5 years later… only recognizing it @ the very end. *spits* PTOEEY!
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One man sees things and says "why?", but I dream things that never were and say "why not?"
i figured there musta been another thread..but didnt bother looking through 40 *edit* 41 pages! ..oh i got a new one: titanic
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Gravity: doth not push or pull...that is the question! Did that sound right...i think i messed up
Ooo.. Titanic.. an alright movie, in it's own right. What made it bad in my eyes, was my ex-wife crying during the movie. Not because of the story... but... because she wanted to be seeing it with her lover at the time, and not me.
I give the movie a 10.. lol
I give the movie a 10.. lol
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Badger, Badger, Badger...
Mutent cat girls from space.
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Art is the perception of the creator. Meaning is the perception of the viewer. acceptance is the perception of society.
Any & all of the Dirty Harry movies.......& that STUPID Clint Eastwood movie with the ape ....bah ! Garbage
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Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls .......Let The Machine Get It ........
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Charlie & the Chocolate Factory (2005) - not due to any of the acting, but solely due to script changes. Anybody who has read and loved the original books will be sorely disappointed by this version.
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One man sees things and says "why?", but I dream things that never were and say "why not?"
Pulp fiction was a great movie! : p
The lamest movies...
The new "Dukes of Hazard" with Jessica Simpson..
"Maid in Manhatten"
"Sky High" (Even kids would think this is lame)
"Children of The Corn, Revolution" (1rst one rocked)
The lamest movies...
The new "Dukes of Hazard" with Jessica Simpson..
"Maid in Manhatten"
"Sky High" (Even kids would think this is lame)
"Children of The Corn, Revolution" (1rst one rocked)
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tell you what?...that i still love you? that i want to be with you for the rest of our lives and that im stupid for leaving you? well thats what i wanted to say but like i said it wont change a thing, because you love ashton and i cant leave krystalynne.
The old Italian Job is even worse, actually. The chase scene never seems to end, and they keep replaying the soundtrack with these British guys singing, "We are the self-preservation society..."
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes was one of my first thoughts even before I read it above, but Little Shop of Horrors is pretty bad too. Even so, the worst movie I have ever seen would have to be Frogs.
This was said about Frogs: "We both have vowed to never ever ever ever see it again." "A movie, with no plot, at all, what so ever." "Often times when I see a really horrible movie, I think to myself "How could they have possibly thought this was a good idea?" "This was the suckiest movie that I have ever seen. Whenever I watch it, I up because of the horrid acting and effects. Of course, if you're like me, and love to wet your pants watching corny horror movies, this one is a must. Otherwise, it was absolutely horrible."
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes was one of my first thoughts even before I read it above, but Little Shop of Horrors is pretty bad too. Even so, the worst movie I have ever seen would have to be Frogs.
This was said about Frogs: "We both have vowed to never ever ever ever see it again." "A movie, with no plot, at all, what so ever." "Often times when I see a really horrible movie, I think to myself "How could they have possibly thought this was a good idea?" "This was the suckiest movie that I have ever seen. Whenever I watch it, I up because of the horrid acting and effects. Of course, if you're like me, and love to wet your pants watching corny horror movies, this one is a must. Otherwise, it was absolutely horrible."
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Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain [Samuel Langhornne Clemens]
as far as my mom is concerned… it's the home movie of one of my younger sister's births. That's cuz @ a very young age, me and my other sisters thought it was UTTERLY HYSTERICAL to keep playing it in reverse and watch her go back IN.
I think it was that kind of guy "auto-cross-legs-in-pain-at-the-very-idea" reaction.
I think it was that kind of guy "auto-cross-legs-in-pain-at-the-very-idea" reaction.
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One man sees things and says "why?", but I dream things that never were and say "why not?"
What weird alternate Caedesian universe did I wake up in today...how can anyone NOT love Killer Tomatoes...especially when the guy is infiltrating the tomatoes and they are sitting around the campfire and he asks if anyone has any ketchup...it doesn't get any better than that!!! I have that movie AND its sequel.
Now I must agree with Pulp Fiction...I fell asleep, to me it was boring. Titanic was also a titanic bore. And don't get me started on all the recent re-makes (and slayings) of classic horror films. The Chainsaw remake had none of the spookiness of the Toby Hooper classic, it was just guts and gore but nothing else...I can go hang out downtown if I just want guts and gore. Riddick was disappointing as it lacked all the "badass-ness" of Pitch Black...I mean the character Riddick is supposed to be a major ass whooper...just didn't get it from the movie the way I did from Pitch Black. Stealth...watched it the other day on Starz and still wonder why I did. But the worst movie has to be my hubby's fave...Hudson Hawk.
Now I must agree with Pulp Fiction...I fell asleep, to me it was boring. Titanic was also a titanic bore. And don't get me started on all the recent re-makes (and slayings) of classic horror films. The Chainsaw remake had none of the spookiness of the Toby Hooper classic, it was just guts and gore but nothing else...I can go hang out downtown if I just want guts and gore. Riddick was disappointing as it lacked all the "badass-ness" of Pitch Black...I mean the character Riddick is supposed to be a major ass whooper...just didn't get it from the movie the way I did from Pitch Black. Stealth...watched it the other day on Starz and still wonder why I did. But the worst movie has to be my hubby's fave...Hudson Hawk.
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Look to the Future, Remeber the Past, but Live in the Present, and Never forget to tell those you love "I Love You", you may not get another chance.
*hurries over and feels Jenn's forehead* honey! are you sure you're okay?
Hudson Hawk is the ultimate in high farce. and the lines… how can you not love lines like:
"I'll torture you so slowly you'll think it's a career"
"That's what I get for darting a nun!"
"Bunny! Ball ball!"
Hudson Hawk is the ultimate in high farce. and the lines… how can you not love lines like:
"I'll torture you so slowly you'll think it's a career"
"That's what I get for darting a nun!"
"Bunny! Ball ball!"
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One man sees things and says "why?", but I dream things that never were and say "why not?"
I do have Attack of the Killer Tomatoes on DVD myself, although I was not aware there was a sequel. I personally like it because of all the disguises. :-)
I saw Ultraviolet in theaters a little bit ago...an aquaintance said it was going to be really good, but I don't think he had any idea what it was about. I guess he was looking for another Minority Report, only with a female lead.
I saw Ultraviolet in theaters a little bit ago...an aquaintance said it was going to be really good, but I don't think he had any idea what it was about. I guess he was looking for another Minority Report, only with a female lead.
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Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain [Samuel Langhornne Clemens]
The killer tomatoes is the one with the big giant tomato in the end or something. And all the little totatoes kill everyone. I watched it when i was...well a long time ago. That and the blob i kinda liked.
all the new movies now are remakes or the same plot as an older movie. Honestly, its kinda annoying, with the exception of War of the Worlds =P ..lol, and a few others.
all the new movies now are remakes or the same plot as an older movie. Honestly, its kinda annoying, with the exception of War of the Worlds =P ..lol, and a few others.
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Gravity: doth not push or pull...that is the question! Did that sound right...i think i messed up
"Earth Girls are Easy."
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Except the opening sequence with Geena Davis in a fairly hot bikini. Not ... not that I noticed. But ... Jim Carrey, and (I will never get the brothers Wayans names down)______ Wayans was in it as well.
Another, 'what were they thinking?' The producers must have only seen the script for the first 15 minutes, is what I am thinking. :oP
p ... u.
Except the opening sequence with Geena Davis in a fairly hot bikini. Not ... not that I noticed. But ... Jim Carrey, and (I will never get the brothers Wayans names down)______ Wayans was in it as well.
Another, 'what were they thinking?' The producers must have only seen the script for the first 15 minutes, is what I am thinking. :oP
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes,
but in having new eyes.
- Marcel Proust
I will comment. "Major Pain" but I will tell you this..my hubby says it is the best.
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Angelle
"Words are like crayons and paints. The only difference is you have to work harder to see their colors.
odd that you should choose to resurrect this long dead thread a year after Noah started it with his dodgy assessment of a classic (1963 version) or sharply observed critique (1990 version)
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A smart bomb is only as clever as the idiot that tells it what to do
I am a movie buff and have a knack of bringin back the dead..:)
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Angelle
"Words are like crayons and paints. The only difference is you have to work harder to see their colors.
the worst movie of all time is a toss up between
A) dracula 3000 - dracula, set in get this SPACE
B) matilda - i hate that dam movie
C)High school musical 1 & 2 - that dam movie shows an unrealistic version of high school with the worst written songs ever and an extremely faulty plotline
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_.:-:._ a picture paints a thousand words, but what if its a really really small picture_.:-:._ *tommy*
High school musical sucks!!
One of my friends actually dances around our high school singing those songs! I want every copie of it burned
One of my friends actually dances around our high school singing those songs! I want every copie of it burned
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Ban the metric system!
i agree. BURN highschool musical! actually.. only watched the second one.. but it sucked.
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"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. It owes you nothing. It was here first."
-Mark Twain
Hm...The Blair Witch Project really sucked.
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Crazy doesn't even begin to cover it..
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hey did spaldy say he had a friend who danced to HSM, OHHH MY GOD SO DO I
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_.:-:._ a picture paints a thousand words, but what if its a really really small picture_.:-:._ *tommy*
i know this thread might be a flop