Hey everyone. I am rather new to the site and I have uploaded a couple images the past two days. If you could take some time, look at them, and provide some critiques, I would be very appreciative.

Along the Autumn Trail

Clouds from a Canvas

Thanks!

-Jon

And you can link too .....don't talk to me ..........Well, I'll go look but I'm not promising anything to anybody who can link so well .....

Lauren

I'm back ! Beautiful shots ! The best advice I can give you is .......to upload more ! Oh wait ....that's for me...sorry, mybad.

No advice from me, from what I've seen, your terrific.

careful .. she'll make off with your twinkie

Not a chance ....I loathe twinkies.....now you're Ho-Ho.....okay now we've got to talk

Hey .. she just called you a Ho-Ho .. I'd be mad

LOL.....quit it out Keith ! I meant your .....Ho-Ho

Although....are you a Ho-Ho ? Or A Ding Dong ? Those are yummy too ...

How can you say such things Lauren? I don't even know you! :'(

I'm very sorry you misunderstood my teasing. I won't respond on this thread again.

No, No, No. I was being sarcastic! I knew you weren't making fun of me or anything like that.

(*snicker*) ...

and .. NO .. I wasn't calling anybody a snicker bar

Hahaha I heard Jon stole your twinkie .....

That will be 3 cents for violation of my copyright on "*snicker*"

(*pays up*) .. that's a bargain .. wanna bite, it's nougat


how much does it cost for .. chortle?

uh… brb… *runs off to © office* k… b… that'll be 5¢!

yum… nougat 8•P

(*pulls back candy bar*) .. why so much for chortle? .. I sense profiteering .. show me your authorization to charge such a usurious fee

(*bites candy bar*) .. better hurry

Is it a true copywright violation since Keith put his snicker in parenthesis ?

I put mine in the freezer

Yeah .. see? .. according to LG .. my snickers wear knickers .. lemme see your copyright papers .. and gimme my 3¢ back ..

plus interest

You people are awesome! You make me laugh.

*snicker* come and get it!

btw… the following is an abbreviated transcription of my copyright contract agreement:

Groucho Marx: Now pay particular attention to this first clause, because it's most important. There's the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the party of the first part. How do you like that, that's pretty neat eh?

Chico Marx: No, that's no good.

Groucho Marx: What's the matter with it?

Chico Marx: I don't know, let's hear it again.

Groucho Marx: So the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the party of the first part.

Chico Marx: Well it sounds a little better this time.

Groucho Marx: Well, it grows on you. Would you like to hear it once more?

Chico Marx: Just the first part.

Groucho Marx: What do you mean, the party of the first part?

Chico Marx: No, the first part of the party, of the first part.

Groucho Marx: All right. It says the first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the first part of the party of the first part, shall be known in this contract - look, why should we quarrel about a thing like this, we'll take it right out, eh?

*sound of paper being torn*

Chico Marx: Yes, it's too long anyhow. Now what have we got left?

Groucho Marx: Well I've got about a foot and a half. Now what's the matter?

Chico Marx: I don't like the second party either.

Groucho Marx: Well, you should have come to the first party, we didn't get home till around four in the morning. I was blind for three days.

Chico Marx: Hey look, why can't the first part of the second party be the second part of the first party, then you'll get something.

Groucho Marx: Well look, rather than go through all that again, what do you say?

Chico Marx: Fine.

*sound of paper being torn*

Groucho Marx: Now I've got something here you're bound to like, you'll be crazy about it.

Chico Marx: No, I don't like it.

Groucho Marx: You don't like what?

Chico Marx: Whatever it is, I don't like it.

Groucho Marx: Well don't let's break up an old friendship over a thing like that. Ready?

*sound of more paper being torn*

Chico Marx: OK. Now the next part I don't think you're going to like.

Groucho Marx: Well your word's good enough for me. *sound of paper being torn* Now then, is my word good enough for you?

Chico Marx: I should say not.

Groucho Marx: Well I'll take out two more clauses. *sound of paper being torn* Now the party of the eighth part --

Chico Marx: No, that's no good, no.

Groucho Marx: The party of the ninth part --

Chico Marx: No, that's no good too. *more paper tearing* Hey, how is it my contract is skinnier than yours?

Groucho Marx: Well, I don't know, you must have been out on a tear last night. But anyhow, we're all set now, are we? Now just you put your name right down there, then the deal is legal.

Chico Marx: I forgot to tell you, I can't write.

Groucho Marx: Well that's all right, there's no ink in the pen anyhow. But listen, it's a contract isn't it? We've got a contract, no matter how small it is.

Chico Marx: Oh sure. You bet. Hey wait, wait. What does this say here, this thing here?

Groucho Marx: Oh that? Oh that's the usual clause, that's in every contract. That just says, it says, 'If any of the parties participating in this contract are shown not to be in their right mind, the entire agreement is automatically nullified.'

Chico Marx: Well, I don't know.

Groucho Marx: It's all right, that's in every contract. That's what they call a sanity clause.

Chico Marx: You can't fool me, there ain't no sanity clause.

There is too ! And The Easter Bunny too !

(btw - thx jon - we crack ourselves up too)

*goes off cackling madly*
*sees some men in white coats*
*makes a break for it*

LATER!

Hello everybody.
I was just wondering, what exactly do you mean by a Ho-Ho? And how is it different from a Ding-Dong? I have just come from the Religion and Philosophy Section of Wondir and I am not familiar with terms like these.

Well, Mike .. That's a ding dong of a first post .. welcome to caedes .. If you're looking for deep, intellectual discussions you've come to the wrong place .. ;o)

they don't exist within these walls

He took a wrong turn somewhere .....won't he be sorry ?!

hmmm, ho'ho's and ding dongs....i'm thinking we're in violation of the Cof C..and twinks..don't even get me started...(counts the minutes 'til his comments are deleted)