Dilbert @ May 09, 2006

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.... discuss !

who's Dilbert? does he work here?

Just shows the DARKside of photo re-touching.

<------ fervently hopes my honey (tp2am) is joking

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I get it....
who's Dilbert?

Honestly, when is the last time you've read the Comics?

*takes tim's flute and hits him over the head w/it* DON'T BE MEAN TO MY GIRL!

Such Hostility directed at poor Dilbert

*Hits Cat with a solid metal rod, and makes her pay damages on my flute.*
I was just trying to point out you would probably know who Dilbert was if you read the Comics.

yes, but you were SNARKY about it! I ain't payin nuttin, it was justifiable fluticide

and um… yes… Dilbert seems to be continuing his lucky dating streak 8•P

Dilbert has the trouble that most well-adjusted people do.

who's Dilbert? Is he related to Keifer?

yes, I think there's a distinct relationship 8•P

(read through some of the archives on the link, you'll love him)

LOL... I actually know someone who had that happen to them .. just like Dilbert.. one of the guys i work with.. met this "hot" chick on the net, she sent him a pic, long light brown hair, tall slim.. she was stunning.. lol.. anyway she ended up coming up here to meet him (from Melbourne), he was all excited.. lol.. a woman came to the reception desk and asked for him (he was 30) this woman was at least early 40's, quite big, brown greying hair, one of the girls asked who could she say was asking for him.. when she said her name... 2 of us almost fell off the chair laughing.. we paged him.. he walked up to the desk to find out who wanted him.. one of the girls introduced him to her, I've never seen anyone go this really weird grey colour before.. lol ... I almost had a heart attack laughing so hard when she threw her arms around his neck... LOL... just thought I would share that piece of useless information with ya... lol

sorry i was laughing and hit the button twice

The chick in the comic strip seemed kinda Hott to me!!

ROFLMAO!!!! I bet that happens all the time!!

of course it does.. lol... i mean.. Cat doesnt look like her icon.. her nose isnt really red, it's blue and she has longer hair, Keith's ears aren't really that big.. they are bigger and I really look like Kylie Monogue.. =PP

And I don't really look like Curly either...I'm much better looking..=P

< ---------------------------- That IS a picture of me, BTW *flutters lashes beguilingly*

I've got a picture of jac-jac looking like kylie minogue ... I'll post it if I get enough requests

The character from The Incredibles? Go for it!

*EVIL death stare at Keith.............

LOL

Timmy if he "goes for it"... I WILL "GO FOR HIM!!" and then YOU for encouraging him.. LOL

What? What did I do?

See your last post sunshine

Oy! I know that! But what did I DO?

LMAO! More importantly, what did keith do after you encouraged him? ~~runs and hides~~=P

LMAO... you can run but you cant hide I'll find ya.. lol

LOL! Now I'm scared!..=P

timmy .. jac-jac is J_272004 ..
jack-jack is the character from The Incredibles

*sigh... i know i'm incredible... but if your going to tell everyone please get the spelling of my name right.. LMAO *kidding

*Holds out a band spankin' new 3-pack of tightie whities for kiefer*
Concider this a request

*Applies copious amounts of "jac-jac repellent"*

hmmm... now why do you want to use jac-jac repellent??? LOL... oooh nice new tightie whities... LMAO

Just out of curiousity......what will happen to Keith if we snap his shorts ? I mean if he's wearing them on his head again, & we snap the waist-band .....Will anything vital be shaken loose ?

Orrrrrrrrrr ......should we consider putting them on Curt instead.....& then snapping them.......let's see you sing the glories of spam all over the site then !!

Snapping curt's TW's will change the octive of his voice .. did for mine ..

that's why I get NO respect anymore

Poor baby

LOL

LOL! Curt would be singing soprano then!..=P

I misread that comment slightly Lauren... thought it said something about snapping someones underwear and sending spam flying all over the site. I didn't know what it meant exactly but I didn't want to be around when it happened.

LMAO

*squeegeeing spam from the monitor*

Yup, that is what she was talking about... the meat is everywhere... oi-veh

*starts heating the frying pan* Mmmm...

As long as you're heating up the pan anyway, I'll have two eggs, over easy, oh and some spam...oh, ya got any english muffins? If you don't that's okay, toast'll be fine, hey, I'll put on a pot of coffee..=D

No offense Curt... but I don't find the idea of eating something that sprayed out of your underpants particularly appealing...

Ewww! Never mind, scratch the spam!..=P Toast 'll be just fine!..=P

Pssssst: spread the word....Larry has a purple thing with little tongues all over it.....:)

LMAO! Hey! That's personal!

What the... no, wait, I don't think I want to know...

I think Terri needs a little bit less caffeine ......or maybe more, depending on your mood ... ;o)

Larry knows......he knows exactly what I mean...{maniacal laugh}

Well I'm glad you two understand each other. I guess the rest of us will need a Terri-to-English translation manual or something... ;-)

if u speak in tongues...you can understand.....

In your case Terri, I guess I should just be grateful you are only using your toungue to speak...

;-)

LOL

Well .. a little interpretive dance would be OK

*step 1-2-3, step 1-2-3, shuffle, shuffle, backstep, step1-2-3, step 1-2-3...*

I am however, still pondering that "tongue covered little purple thing"... *light of recognition comes one*... O.o

Don't tell me its a thong.... please, god, not a thong

ROFLMAO... lol

LOL... Can YOU imagine Larry running around in a purple, tongue covered, thong?
*shudder*
Doing his Curly routine... OK... LMAO that would be hilarious. :oP

Look at all Larry's posts....you will understand.
If not, it was great advertisement for Larry's gallery...hyuk-hyuk-hyuk! :)

It COULD have been a plant hanger, ya know

Yeah, what Terri said, look at my Purple Thingy...in my gallery, that is!..=P