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The "why God" questions in life

.akashastrega
05/20/06 6:30 PM GMT
I know you have all done this...a thought comes into your head and you have to ask "Why God"...now even if you are not really religious, this one is for you, basically share the little questions that you never got an answer for.

I'll start.

Why God...did you make roaches and fleas indestructable? Better still, why did you make roaches and fleas at all? Is it not enough that it's 100 degrees outside, that my clutch is shot so I am without a car, but now I must battle fleas that REFUSE to die. And while I am at it God...WHY Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson? Is it to add salt to my wounds that these complete morons are also filthy rich, while I am fairly smart and completely broke???
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::laurengary
05/20/06 8:36 PM GMT
Why oh why God isn't chocolate a food that makes you lose 10 pounds every time you look at it ??!! And 15 pounds every damn time you eat it ???!!
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.akashastrega
05/20/06 8:55 PM GMT
Damn Lauren...that IS a good question to ask God...I just want to add to that...why God is cheesecake and tiramisu fattening also...
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Look to the Future, Remeber the Past, but Live in the Present, and Never forget to tell those you love "I Love You", you may not get another chance.
.animaniactoo
05/20/06 9:00 PM GMT
I wanna ask why people actually find shows like "The Swan" and "Temptation Island" entertaining and not horrifying.
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One man sees things and says "why?", but I dream things that never were and say "why not?"
.FutureResident
05/20/06 9:09 PM GMT
Why, God, can't i win at Hangman!?
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tell you what?...that i still love you? that i want to be with you for the rest of our lives and that im stupid for leaving you? well thats what i wanted to say but like i said it wont change a thing, because you love ashton and i cant leave krystalynne.
::laurengary
05/20/06 9:10 PM GMT
LOL@ Sus
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.akashastrega
05/20/06 9:20 PM GMT
Why God, do the powers that be on tv...renew crappy ass shows and cancel the good ones that I enjoy watching????? Why do they tease you with a new storyline for the show, only to cancel the show and leave you wondering what the hell happens with the new storyline??? THAT SUCKS!
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Look to the Future, Remeber the Past, but Live in the Present, and Never forget to tell those you love "I Love You", you may not get another chance.
+Samatar
05/20/06 11:57 PM GMT
I think the answer to 2 & 3 is that under normal circumstances, access to "fattening" foods is quite rare and we would need all we could get to survive; therefore our brins are programmed to tell us that these foods taste "good" and to eat them as often as possible. Of course, in western human societies, our access to these foods isn't rare at all any more, but we still instinctively crave it. That's my theory anyway. But to answer Lauren's question, if we lost 15 pounds every time we ate chocolate, most of us probably wouldn't be here at all, would we?!?
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+Samatar
05/21/06 12:04 AM GMT
Oh, and a fleas purpose is to be a flea. Just as a human does not have to justify his existence to other forms of life nor does a flea need to justify his to us. *hands out leaflets for the Flea Liberation Front*
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.purmusic
05/21/06 12:31 AM GMT
!! Quick !! ... !! The Pod People have Sam !!

Why God ... was I born with a brain and not a 'brin?' :oP

Sorry to disagree Jenn, but on the "WHY Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson?" question ... uhm ... why not? Lol. I have learned that chickens do, in fact, live in the sea ... and always ... always ... do a check to make sure your camcorder batteries are fully charged. :oP

Ok, ok ... back to our regularly scheduled thread ...

Why God ... am I blessed with intelligence, sophisticated wit, manly good looks and unending compassion and empathy for others ... and yet ... I can only eat one bag of cookies before my stomach gets upset? Why? Why????
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.akashastrega
05/21/06 12:58 AM GMT
BOO>>>Flea Liberation Front<<<BOO

And it really depends on the size of the bag of cookies...I mean is a bag equal to maybe 5 cookies, or is a bag equal to a few hundred??? And damn if I ain't impressed if a bag is equal to a few hundred!!! I eat 5 or less and my tummy complains.

So now who's with me on holding down Sam and reprogramming him...damned flea lover...the pod people definately have got to him!!! Next he'll be posting images of fleas, just to torment me!!!

And why God, do my breasts have better conversations than I do???
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Look to the Future, Remeber the Past, but Live in the Present, and Never forget to tell those you love "I Love You", you may not get another chance.
::laurengary
05/21/06 3:42 AM GMT
Sam's just getting even for a crack I made last night ....ain'tcha Sam ??
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Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls .......Let The Machine Get It ........ MY GALLERY
.animaniactoo
05/21/06 3:44 AM GMT
uh… what'd I miss?
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One man sees things and says "why?", but I dream things that never were and say "why not?"
::laurengary
05/21/06 3:47 AM GMT
You were there ..;)
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Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls .......Let The Machine Get It ........ MY GALLERY
+Samatar
05/21/06 6:54 AM GMT
Some jealous remark about how Lauren has a crappy computer, or something, as I recall. That was pretty much the gist of it...
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&KEIFER
05/21/06 7:09 AM GMT
thread link? .. :o)
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::J_272004
05/21/06 9:35 PM GMT
Why God do kids have teenage years!!!!!!!!!
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.raptorfalcon
05/22/06 12:35 AM GMT
Why God, do all the topics in offtopic get so horribly off topic?
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.animaniactoo
05/22/06 1:19 AM GMT
Why do people insist on peeing in the street?
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One man sees things and says "why?", but I dream things that never were and say "why not?"
.purmusic
05/22/06 3:37 AM GMT
Ooooh ... I hate when women do that. What are thinking when they do so? That the world is their toilet? Tsk tsk. :oP

Ahem ... by my definition and quite literal translation, 'offtopic' is what it is, 'off ... topic' and nothing more ... simple. And something we excel at, btw, lol. Bit of fun, you know?

Rant, rave, praise, debate, comment, say hello ... whatever strikes you in the moment.

'K, back on topic ... which would mean by the aforementioned ... off topic? Kidding, kidding ...

Why God, is life hard at times?

I am not looking for an answer here ... it is a somewhat cryptic message to a friend. Simple. And I truly hope that the answer is revealed ... gently and informatively to soothe a few wounds.
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust
.timw4mail
05/22/06 3:59 PM GMT
Why do people ask questions about things they can't control, and simply assume that God is the one responsible?

We sinned, so life hurts.
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.animaniactoo
05/22/06 4:01 PM GMT
Why God do allergies exist? 8•(
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One man sees things and says "why?", but I dream things that never were and say "why not?"

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