I was eating peanuts and discovered that "wretched" and "unsalted" are synonyms. Anybody else ever notice that?

LOL

^^^^^ Ditto 8•P

Also, "mother" and "slave driver" are showing remarkable similarities.

Lets here some from the peanut gallery! (Salted, of course...)

I got nuttin cept for "Allergies" and "BLAH"

OH I got one!

corn and laurengary :)

the matron of maize?

yup yup from that ohio state

It just occured to me that dictionaries don't have synonyms. Anybody know how to spell Thesaurus??? It is beyond me, so I better not change it...

I don't know if this counts as a synonym or not, but photographers and lunatics engage in some pretty similar behavior. Just tonight, I pulled over and off the wrong side of the road, climbed on top of my car, and set a black thingy on a three-legged stool of some type for no apparent reason. It has always been my dream to photograph a white padded room...think they will let my camera in with me?

" Matron of Maize " ??!!!!! I beg your pardon.......there's nothing matronly about ME buster !

no .. but you can ask for the video tape they shot of you when they let you out .. I mean if

you gotta be the Matron of Maize ..

you live on the shores of lake EAR'ie ..

you're Corny and h ... eh .. Zorny

yellow .. and mellow

Wow. Why is Ohio getting so much heat? I love it here ;)

Your just miffed about the PEZ Candy comment

Careful there Keith! You're gonna get an earful...of corn, that is!..=P

I'm not the Matron of Maize......but I will admit to being Queen of the Universe ;o)

ur lady corn of ohio! not a queen of the universe...you see what the corn's doin to ya?

*clears throat* .. ahem .. back to cinnamons .. sorry Luke

*stamps delicately shod foot* Am SO the Queen Of The Universe !

cows.... are not mean to be eatin. they r meant to be luved. eat many many..
chikins!!!!!!! :P

does it have a poie de soie beaded shoe on it?

LOL. HE'S BACK!

Yes, Cat it most certainly DOES ! A black silk poie de soie beaded shoe, to be exact .....

I think EMC should be reported for taking this thread OFF topic ..

COW JOKES ! YAAYYY !!! Hiya Moolicious ! *waves*

How do you know when a cow's happy?

He's over the MOOOOOn

lol

sum more CORNy jokes by lady corn :) and her other half...lady c@+

Holy cow here we go again... thought he had moooooooved on to greener pastures..

LOL! We should be so lucky! Here's a synonym for ya! "beef" and "steak". ~~drools~~Yummy!..=P

LOL

i think luke will hate you all for making this thread about cows :P

I was just thinking… poor Luke… there went his thread…

* Admires her other pair of baby soft leather stiletto heels *

Sorry Luke! If anybody's got a beef they can take it up with me...=P

Ultimate Grilled Steak

1/2 C A.1 Steak Sauce
1/2 C Balsamic Vinaigrette Dressing
2 sm. cloves garlic
1 tsp. dried oregano leaves
2 medium rib eye steaks

Combine ingredients for marinade. Reserve 1/4 C of marinade & pour the rest over steaks in a plastic bag. Seal bag & refrigerate for 30 minutes, turning bag to allow even exposure to marinade.

Drain steaks, discarding used marinade. Grill on pre-heated grill, 4 -5 minutes on each side for medium doneness.

Drizzle steaks with reserved marinade just before serving ....enjoy !

Oh goody! I needed a good recipe for this weekend's BBQ.

Don't forget....use tongs on your steaks to turn them & not a fork....you don't want to lose any of that delicious juice !

serve with corn?

Sure...why not ? You don't even have to shuck 'em....just soak the corn in some salted water & pop 'em on the grill......they'll steam

omg… I'm suddenly hungry for a corn roast… STOP IT… I JUST ATE!

YAAAYYY!!! BBQ at Cat's place! Lauren, you can bring the corn!!..=P

"Morning" & "Perky" (just to go back on subject for a moment)

I decided that "corn" and "corny" describe nearly all of the jokes on this thread. Lets get some more synonyms.

Okie doke Luke .......Just cuz I like you ...

Caedes off topic thread & lunacy

Guys, I've had a REALLY bad weekend...think I can come to your BBQ and eat me some cow??? I should have known with the way my weekend was, and my week started, that in the great jokester of a universe, the funky chiken would make an appearance...so since I am in a pissy mood, I will say this...I LOVE TO EAT COW!!!!! Beef, it's what's for dinner!!! Where's the beef??? ...and all those other great commercials, sayings, etc!!!

Now for synonyms:
beef and YUMMY
tequila and table dancing
Peet's Coffee and god
funky chiken and not again
Fresno and hot and sucks ass

This is my thread, keep it G-rated please. :-)

Tooth Brushes and Interstellar Vehicles. Have you seen the tooth brushes they are coming out with these days?!?

Construction Workers and Hunky 8•P
Crossword Puzzles and Confusion
Weekly Schedule and "Get Real"

Barney and Anti-Christ overlord.
1337 and greasy faced 15 year old
Intelligent discussion and Caedes :-)
Vegetarian and Hypocrite. Seriously recycling introduces more toxins into the atmosphere than rotting garbage. Wheat and Soy farms manage to kill more wild animals per year than deer killed in the west coast. Electric Mediums are powered by devices that make water radio-active or unusable, or chop up salmon. Sorry rant over.
German food and concentrated lard.
Kosher and Ridiculously over salted food
McDonalds and Overpriced Mega-conglomerate.
Wal-Mart and Cheap food
Supreme Court and Old people
Internet and... well you know
Caedes and Ultra coolness
Disability and Convenient excuse to get good parking. (I love being disabled.)
Cats and pure undiluted evil
Dogs and Gullibility
Sweden and Safe haven for everything
Russia and AK47
Russia and Vodka
Typing and Carpal Tunnel
Microsoft and Bill Gates
Linux and Open-source free stuff
Republicans and NRA
Democrats and Big government
Laws and Toilet Paper
t41I<II\I Liek dis and punch to face
Bars and easy dates
Doctors and Malpractice Insurance
Bittorrent and 'Free' software
TYPING LIKE THIS and kick to gut
Inattentive children and Ritalin
Public school system and free pass
This post and really long
Anime and Otaku
Midgets and good TV
Super bowl and Beer
Beer and Pizza
Pizza and Delicious
Delicious and Chocolate
Chocolate and Couch
Couch and Uncomfortable and Lumpy
Coke and Caffeine Addiction
Caffeine Addiction and Starbucks
Starbucks and "5 dollar please!" (Engrish FTW)
Mexican and Really hard working. (Watch a Mexican do your work sometime.)
Asia and Nintendo testing ground
Dumb guy in high school and future manager
This post and really really long
Did I mention Caedes and awesomeness? I can't remember
Word and Curiously organized grading system (According to word this post was written by a 9.8 grader.)

*notices raptorfalcon has violated about 14 of the unspoken rules of posting on the offtopics*

What the hey ? You don't post for how long & come back with this ??! Somehow I doubt if poor Luke had quite this in mind ......

So how about if we keep the racist statements to ourselves, hmm ? This is not the place for it ....in fact there isn't a place on this site where it belongs.

*ticks off* that was one of them!

Kosher isn't overly salted! *throws tomato at silly raptorfalcon* as a none jewish person...i'm quite fond of their food!!!!!

and holy wowzers...the guy needs a couple e-slappings! as lauren said...NO RACISM!!!!!

Anyway... back on topic... how about

DeviantArt prints and Straightforward! Or DeviantArt Prints Navigable! Or DeviantArt Prints and Logical! or DeviantArt Prints and Not the most time consuming, frustrating, annoying and badly laid out piece of *%$# programming I have ever seen in my life!!!

PS in case you couldn't tell I was being sarcastic!!!!!

Deadlines and Lack of Sleep!

Cup of tea and satisfied "Ahhhhhhh"....

best part of me day… my tea… 8•)

Sam and Almost Had Me Rushing Over to DeviantArt.

I knew I was being a little crass but 14? Come on. I instantly feel the incessant urge to defend myself.

Barney and Anti-Christ overlord. <-We all know anyone over the age of 10 hates Barney.
1337 and greasy faced 15 year old <-Not racist. Incendiary, but not racist.
Intelligent discussion and Caedes :-) <-Not sarcasm. Really intelligent and articulate people belong to the Caedes community
Vegetarian and Hypocrite. Seriously recycling introduces more toxins into the atmosphere than rotting garbage. Wheat and Soy farms manage to kill more wild animals per year than deer killed in the west coast. Electric Mediums are powered by devices that make water radio-active or unusable, or chop up salmon. Sorry rant over. <-Assuming Vegetarian is not a race, not racist.
German food and concentrated lard. <- Not meant as a negative comment. I'm German and Love the food. Especially Spatzle, which is noodles dunked in lard.
Kosher and Ridiculously over salted food. <- Probably not accurate for all Jewish food, but I found a lot of it tasteless, so I end up loading this stuff down with salt.
McDonalds and Overpriced Mega-conglomerate. <-What!
Wal-Mart and Cheap food <-Cheap as in price, not quality. Though sometimes…
Supreme Court and Old people <- Show me one Supreme Court justice that is under the age of 50
Internet and... well you know <-History of the birth of the net. Look it up.
Disability and Convenient excuse to get good parking. (I love being disabled.) <- Do I really need to defend myself on this one?
Cats and pure undiluted evil <- I love my cat, but she is evil sometimes
Dogs and Gullibility <- Fetch the Stick! *pretends to through stick, dog runs like mad trying to find stick*
Sweden and Safe haven for everything <-Sweden Rocks! Not negative.
Russia and AK47 <-Russia created the AK47. Greatest gun ever. Three moving parts.
Russia and Vodka <-Mmmmm, Vodka
Typing and Carpal Tunnel <- Watch the news
Microsoft and Bill Gates <- Bill gates created Microsoft right? By the way, I resisted the urge to right some pretty foul things about Microsoft
Republicans and NRA <-Republicans like the NRA right. I certainly like them.
Democrats and Big government <- Historically, this is the position of democrats. Big government to take care of the masses. Republicans are historically small government. Small government equals less interference. Bush is NOT doing a good job at this
Laws and Toilet Paper <- Offensive, if you really love laws. First attempt at humor.
t41I<II\I Liek dis and punch to face <- Not appropriate, But I really hate solid 1337 speakers
Bars and easy dates <- I’ve gotten three dates at bars and I’m not even legal drinking age.
Doctors and Malpractice Insurance <- Doctors pay huge amounts of malpractice insurance
Bittorrent and 'Free' software <- Bulk majority of stuff distributes on BT is illegal.
TYPING LIKE THIS and kick to gut <- If you ever see someone typing IN ALL CAPS you cant tell me you don't have the urge to destroy something. Maybe it’s just me.
Inattentive children and Ritalin <- Little Jonny’s not paying attention! We must medicate him thereby cheating the public out of hundreds of dollars per child because we have labeled him a ‘problem child’
Public school system and free pass <- You don’t have to do much to pass the public school system. Show up, don’t get caught doing pot, maintain a 2.0 GPA.
This post and really long <- Second attempt at humor
Anime and Otaku <- I love anime, A lot.
Midgets and good TV <- I blame the man show. Every act they ever did with a midget instantly got better. Midget is not a race, but a handicap. I know only one midget, and she’s usually the life of the party.
Super bowl and Beer
Beer and Pizza
Pizza and Delicious
Delicious and Chocolate <- Thoughts turn to my last girlfriend.
Chocolate and Couch <- If you’re a guy and you bring home chocolate, and it’s not valentines day or her birthday, chances are you screwed up somewhere which inevitably leads to sleeping on the couch.
Couch and Uncomfortable and Lumpy <- No matter how comfy your couch is, if you’re sleeping on it as a result of a feud, it will very uncomfortable.
Coke and Caffeine Addiction <- Coke is bad. The reason why people drink it is because our bodies are programmed to love sugar. Once you start intaking caffeine, your body stops producing it thereby creating addiction.
Caffeine Addiction and Starbucks <- Caffeine and coffee, coffee and star bucks
Starbucks and "5 dollar please!" (Engrish FTW) <- 70 percent or baristas in Northern Puget Sound in Washington are Asian. As long as they speak English to, me I’m fine with Engrish
Mexican and Really hard working. (Watch a Mexican do your work sometime.) <- If I had wanted to be racist I would have said, “Them Mexicans are stealing our jobs.” No crap they’re ‘stealing jobs, they do all the work with half the complaining. Must be that whole Catholic ‘work for your salvation thing.’ The reason why Americans find it hard to find a job is because we want too much money for our work. Why would an employer pay a teenage 7.89/hr at k-mart when they could hire illegal immigrants for half the price?
Asia and Nintendo testing ground <- All Nintendo’s proprietary testing goes on in Japan.
Dumb guy in high school and future manager <- Incendiary, but often times true. Ever get that vibe that your manager is really under qualified?
This post and really really long <- Tertiary attempt at humor.
Did I mention Caedes and awesomeness? I can't remember <- Caedes is invariably awesome. You can come here and talk about nothing while simultaneously engage in witty debates.
Word and Curiously organized grading system (According to word this post was written by a 9.8 grader.) <- I have no idea how word does the Flecsh Kincaid Grading system.

Out of everything that I posted I found maybe 6 thing violating courtesy rules only 2 of which could possibly be misconstrued as racist.

And this is not my second post in a long time. Previous recent posts were in Photography under EXIF data problems for my ticket, multiple posts under 1,000,1 Useless Facts and a comeback post in Sinners in the hand of an angry GOD.

I suppose Two concurrent long posts isn's going to win me any points either.

*yawn... are we there yet.... lol (sorry just kidding)

1) on a post of quick one liners, you're about 20 liners too many
2) ya didn't create any separation or anything to make it easy to read.
3) without explanation, a number of those statements appear to be racist, and even with explanation, some of them are still racist or in very poor taste.
4) as you said… some of those are incendiary
5) you have no smiley faces or other expressions
6) you didnt use any bold, italics or underlines
7) where's all your links to other amusing things? 8•P
8) my name is Cat… so is another girl here… YOU CALLED US EVIL!

ok… so I only culled 8… somebody else can catch the rest of them

back on topic…

"my brain" and "lopsided"

Sorry it was just my 'OMG I'm being attacked!' reflex synapse firing. You know, the very same synapse that caused 2.8 million Americans to build bomb shelters and buy tons of dehydrated foods during the Cold War. Not that there's anything wrong with dehydrated food, its just a little dry without water <- Not racist, attempt a humor.
Back to your regularly scheduled synonyms.

Work and "Eugh...work..."

Bill Gates ...World Domination!

Cat's are evil...most especially YOU Cat...and you love every minute of evilness and you know it!!! Besides, it is the evil things cats do that seperate them from dogs, and why I love cats so much...evil CAN be a good thing.

Baked beans and "OMFG who cut one???!!!"
Costco and free lunch (or dinner depending on what time you shop)
$3.29/gal gas prices and heart failure

---Oh and I need to repeat this one---

Fresno and HOT and sucks ass

*injured look* 8•(

*attempts the pathetic puppy dog eyes*

*notices Cat's Bambi eyes*

"I don't think Bambi eyes are going to get you a flame thrower..." - Bill Waterson (Hobbes in Calvin and Hobbes)

I LOVE Calvin & Hobbes ! I had a bunch of their books before my hubby cleaned out the attic ...*sobs*

You could sign up for a FREE e-mail subscription to Calvin & Hobbes. at http://www.comics.com/

Rather than spend even more time on the computer than necessary, I hope I will aquire the Complete Calvin and Hobbes at some point. Have you seen it??? Every single strip from those 10 years, each dated, and they arrange it all like fine art (which it is)! Unfortunately, it costs a Benjamin and a half...

Costs a Benjamin? Never heard that idiom before.

"Since I'll be takin' all your Benjamins, you can call me Bank."

Damn, I don't have money long enough to even call it bling or Benjamin...to me its..."ah crap, not another bill to pay"

ok...for Andrew...synonyms:

Mustard and YUMMM
Ketchup and ick

Jenn's Condiment Preferences and Film Negatives.

Another one I'd like to get & used to have, (another sad story ) is all the Bloom County comics. I used to have a bunch of those collections too.

*cough cough* I might know where some of those may be laying around… Along w/Dilbert & Foxtrot…

Foxtrot is great too ! But I really really loved the early Bloom County comics ....they were hilarious

"long downloads" and "naptime"

torrents and any damn day now!!
optical mouse and yay I finally won the game


and by the way, what's wrong with my condiment preferences???

Alarm Clock and Ugh, morning already?
There, short post that time.

Donuts and my eyes when I have been staring at this screen too long...

Live Performance and Self Pity

End of Work Week and FREEDOMMMMMMMM

Didn't Strong Bad once say, 'Sweet Lady Liberty, let's make out!"?

Word game and frustrating.

spammer and urge to murderize

BOOOOO SPAMMERS!!!

Anybody know another word for synonym? :cP

Reading and relaxing.

Weekend and yardwork.

Computers and Y2k.
Y2k and Awfully over exaggerated issue.
Mac and Superior.