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How to LIE

&KEIFER
06/08/06 3:30 AM GMT
How to LIE .. effectively

helpful for when you feel the need to say .. "Cool Image" .. when it is, in fact, NOT a cool image
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... discuss .. ;o)
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::cgImagery
06/08/06 3:31 AM GMT
i never lie so i don't need this ;P
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Andrew VS. Jerry in Glare Wars...who'll win!?
::madmaven
06/08/06 3:32 AM GMT
hahahahaha look who dragged butt in here from the LIAR'S thread....hehehe

where do feisty tavern wenches sign up?
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The Voting Booth is your friend..........:)
::laurengary
06/08/06 3:34 AM GMT
Remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.

I like that part ...LOL...Now I'm going to be suspicious whenever I see a " Cool Image" from here on out ;o)
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Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls .......Let The Machine Get It ........ MY GALLERY
::madmaven
06/08/06 3:37 AM GMT
Kiefer...does this bra make my boobs look too big?
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The Voting Booth is your friend..........:)
::cgImagery
06/08/06 3:38 AM GMT
no it's "cool" ;P
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Andrew VS. Jerry in Glare Wars...who'll win!?
&KEIFER
06/08/06 3:41 AM GMT
as goldilocks would say .. "It's just right"
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.noahnott
06/08/06 3:42 AM GMT
My mommy told me never lie...so im so horrible at it! If i lie you can catch my right off the bat (in real life)...when typing i have time to make up a great story. They forgot to say, dont use a lot of "ummm, ahhh, errr, duhhh,,,ooooo,eeeee, aaaaaa, woooooooo, hmmmm, yeahh, rrriiiigggggghhhhhttt" type of words.

On comments, i dont lie that much. Since i only comment on images that look great!...and a few others.
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Caedes is so much fun! It has little blue buttons, and they even turn green! ...other features include posting images, but who cares about that part. Blue buttons!
::madmaven
06/08/06 3:44 AM GMT
I don't want GOLDILOCKS...I want Papa Bear! C'mere Keif!!!!!!!! :) Who's yo Momma!
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The Voting Booth is your friend..........:)
::laurengary
06/08/06 3:54 AM GMT
I have GOT to get over to the Liar's Thread apparently
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Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls .......Let The Machine Get It ........ MY GALLERY
+Samatar
06/08/06 3:58 AM GMT
Apparantly it is quite easy to beat a lie detector.... you just put a sharp stone in your shoe before the test and press down on it to cause pain whilst they are asking you the normal questions (I've forgotten the technical name they use, but I mean the q's they ask at the beginning to establish your normal response, like what is your name and where do you live). Apparantly the reaction you have when you lie is very similar to the reaction you have to pain, ie sweating, clammy skin etc. So when you tell a lie during the test, the reaction is the same as it was when you were telling the truth, so the tester can't tell the difference. *shrugs* I hope I never have to put this method to the test though.
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::laurengary
06/08/06 4:00 AM GMT
Cool Thread :)
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Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls .......Let The Machine Get It ........ MY GALLERY
.animaniactoo
06/08/06 4:00 AM GMT
baseline response questions.
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One man sees things and says "why?", but I dream things that never were and say "why not?"
+Samatar
06/08/06 4:07 AM GMT
Trust you to know that... cops caught you cheating at monopoly* didn't they?

*monopoly - what Cat calls her brief stint as a Real Estate Agent.
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&KEIFER
06/08/06 4:13 AM GMT
I took a lie-detector test once .. twice, actually, since they run you through it twice for comparison reasons

(*moves eyebrows up and down in rapid succession*)
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::madmaven
06/08/06 4:18 AM GMT
now they have stress detector devices.....you can buy em on ebay! :)
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The Voting Booth is your friend..........:)
+Samatar
06/08/06 4:23 AM GMT
Yeah I ordered one, but it never arrived... so I couldn't even measure how stressed I was by the experience.
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.noahnott
06/08/06 4:38 AM GMT
You can buy anything on eBay...anything.
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Caedes is so much fun! It has little blue buttons, and they even turn green! ...other features include posting images, but who cares about that part. Blue buttons!
::laurengary
06/08/06 4:42 AM GMT
Apparently not Stress Detector Devices ....unless the stress of the trip was too much for them ?
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Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls .......Let The Machine Get It ........ MY GALLERY
+Samatar
06/08/06 4:47 AM GMT
If you don't know how to lie, you probably don't sleep very well.
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::CurtieBear
06/08/06 5:12 AM GMT
Well, for the first couple of days.... while I repeat it to myself, until I start to believe it. Then everything is "ducky" from then on.. heheh
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Badger, Badger, Badger...
+Samatar
06/08/06 5:13 AM GMT
As George Costanza said in "Sienfeld"... "Remember... it's not a lie... if -you- believe it"
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::madmaven
06/08/06 5:20 AM GMT
I love you Samatar
you are coooooool.





{ did that sound sincere?}
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The Voting Booth is your friend..........:)
::CurtieBear
06/08/06 5:27 AM GMT
*Shaking head*
Uh-Huh.. very believable..:oP
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Badger, Badger, Badger...
::laurengary
06/08/06 11:10 AM GMT
I already said that Sam....& I was quoting Keith's little article
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Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls .......Let The Machine Get It ........ MY GALLERY
&KEIFER
06/08/06 11:24 AM GMT
little?
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::laurengary
06/08/06 11:58 AM GMT
Big...huge...stupendous....magnificent article !

There...howzzat ??
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Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls .......Let The Machine Get It ........ MY GALLERY
+Samatar
06/08/06 1:33 PM GMT
I think Lauren went back and edited her post... of course it's hard to tell, she -was- looking me in the eye...
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::laurengary
06/10/06 3:56 AM GMT
I think Sam is entering his last post in the Dreams Contest ... :o)
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Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls .......Let The Machine Get It ........ MY GALLERY
::J_272004
06/10/06 4:52 AM GMT
I think your all lying !!!!
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"A sense of humour is as important to life as shock absorbers to a car.. It helps us over the bumps im life" / P.K. Shaw
::laurengary
06/10/06 4:58 AM GMT
LOL
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Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls .......Let The Machine Get It ........ MY GALLERY
.animaniactoo
06/10/06 5:06 AM GMT
*spraypaints on innocent face*

I have no idea what you're talking about
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One man sees things and says "why?", but I dream things that never were and say "why not?"
::laurengary
06/10/06 10:13 PM GMT
Now there you go ....the perfect lie !
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Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls .......Let The Machine Get It ........ MY GALLERY
.animaniactoo
06/11/06 1:19 AM GMT
I'm patenting it right now 8•P
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One man sees things and says "why?", but I dream things that never were and say "why not?"
::J_272004
06/11/06 7:18 AM GMT
Can still see through it.. =PPP
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"A sense of humour is as important to life as shock absorbers to a car.. It helps us over the bumps im life" / P.K. Shaw

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