Arn't these questions really somthing stupid. i know their for the protection of the people flying on the plane, but come on. this is what i would say if they asked me.
1.Q. Did you pack your bags your self.
A. No, Carrot top packed my bags. He and martha stewart and flourence henderson came over to my house. Fixed me a lovel lobster dinner, gave me a full body message with sacred oils from india, gave me 5 million dollars, then they packed my bags next question.
2. Q. Have your bags been in your possession the whole time?
A. No, on the night befor my flight, just as the moon is rising i set my bags out on the curb un attended for several hours. just for good luck
3. Q. Has any unknown person asked you to take anything on board?
A. hmmm, well what exactly is an unknown person, surly everyone is know to some one. just a few minuts ago hakeem and aleibaba seem to know each othor quite well, they were joking about which on of my bags were heavier

lol airports are so much fun

They do ask some dumb questions. I have had my vitamins cut up even and examined.

i was yelled at for standing next to a display case to long even though there was no line. i was waiting for someone. and i'm like..13 at the time..those security guys are assholes

the security is so tight now theres barly anything you can take on a plane. in one airport in austrialia i saw a display box that had a list of things you cant take on the plane. in the box their was a leaf blower. but you know what relax, if you didnt bring a weapon after about an hour into the flight thell bring you a knife and fork. i know it might be hard to kill a piolet with a table knife but you could do it, if you really wanted to kill the prick. it might take a while tho especially if hes hefty right?

personally i like the 'are you carrying any weapons or high explosives?' question but to answer this or any of the other questions in any way other than the correct answer would, i fear, result in you feeling the rough edge of an unlubricated surgical glove.