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We are most amused

+Samatar
03/07/04 12:55 AM GMT
You have to read these: http://www.begent.net/history.htm... I laughed so hard I gave myself a headache...

An extract:

"The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five -a, e, I, o and u."
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::Marideath
03/07/04 1:49 PM GMT
And poor Mary got the hiccups!!! Curses upon your head for luring me to that URL...so watch out for Sir Francis Drake when trying to find the seven hundred porcupines, Sam. RALMAO.
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PuMa
03/07/04 3:06 PM GMT
" The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the East and the sun sets in the West "...

aargh.
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::reese
03/07/04 3:52 PM GMT
Hey, how did you get a copy of my answers to past high school exams?! I thought I paid off the teacher not to tell anyone! (he, he)

I still have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. Thanks for the laugh!
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+camerahound
03/08/04 12:20 AM GMT
This fills me with confidence in our shared future. The rest of the site is way too much fun. I have to eat, you know.
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darkaliryn7_1
03/14/04 7:21 AM GMT
I can't find it, man . . .
and I needed a laugh, too . . .
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trisbert
03/15/04 12:45 AM GMT
Dammit Sam, I laughed so much I woke the misses. Hope you read the church notices too.
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mum42
03/22/04 10:12 PM GMT
hehehe - I have collected some beauties myself but I may have to wait some years before it's safe to share them!
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