You have to read these: http://www.begent.net/history.htm... I laughed so hard I gave myself a headache...
An extract:
"The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five -a, e, I, o and u."
And poor Mary got the hiccups!!! Curses upon your head for luring me to that URL...so watch out for Sir Francis Drake when trying to find the seven hundred porcupines, Sam. RALMAO.
--------"May the soul of the emperor rain mousetraps on your head forever." --Daniel Stephens * "Eagles may fly, but weasles don't get sucked into jet intakes." --Jonathan McDowell-------
An extract:
"The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five -a, e, I, o and u."