Of 1,000 Americans polled at random by the McCormick Tribune Freedom Museum, the number who could name the five freedoms guaranteed by the First Amendment: 1. The number who could name all five of the Simpsons: 200.
You know, I feel terrible. I could only name 4, I had to look it up to get the 5th. You never hear a big flap about petitioning the government to right a wrong.
D'oh!