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I'm so HOT...

::smoosh
07/16/06 11:41 PM GMT
Ok... this thread spawned from my melting mental capacity, due to the humidity outside that is like a clammy glove suffocating my very last breath. (Yes, I'm dramatic... but it's true!)

So... in the same vein as "yo' mamma" jokes... let's see what you can come up with for "I'm so HOT..."

I'll start off...

I'm so HOT that scientists have speculated "Smoosh" is the true cause of global warming!
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::cgImagery
07/18/06 4:29 AM GMT
LOL are ppl on this site that perverted that you wry for how they think smoosh? lol xD

i'm so hot that ppl walk naked in antartica xD
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::smoosh
07/18/06 4:33 AM GMT
A "hot comment" on the Net... well, that leaves the breeding ground wide open for dirty minds. I just threw some soap in there to help clean 'em up! :)

I'm so HOT that the naked people in Antarctica have to eat ice cream to stay cool!
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::cgImagery
07/18/06 4:40 AM GMT
lol

i'm so hot that when i walk the song "it's gettin (getting?) hot in herre" by nelly is playin xD
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::madmaven
07/18/06 7:08 AM GMT
I'm sooooooooo hot....that at the annual summer picnic...when they said "bring a covered dish"...i just wore undies.....:)
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I am WAY behind THANKING, viewing and commenting! My apologies! I care very much for everyone and will catch up asap! Thanks for all the nice comments on my work!
::cgImagery
07/18/06 7:13 AM GMT
lol xD
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&KEIFER
07/18/06 7:15 AM GMT
LOL
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::DigiCamMan
07/18/06 7:27 AM GMT
I'm so hot the sun didn't need to come out today.
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The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people. G. K. Chesterton ........ My Gallery
::cgImagery
07/18/06 7:30 AM GMT
well go back down jerry! ny was frikin hot today.!

I'm so hot, someone offered to have some of my Andrew Candy xD
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::J_272004
07/18/06 12:25 AM GMT
I'm so hot I make the Global Warming ice cold
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MY GALLERY ........... "A sense of humour is as important to life as shock absorbers to a car.. It helps us over the bumps im life" / P.K. Shaw
::smoosh
07/18/06 5:13 PM GMT
I'm so HOT that I don't need a microwave to "nuke" my tv dinners.
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.mesmerized
07/18/06 5:46 PM GMT
I'm so HOT I've been called a pyromaniac and accused of arson!
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Those who throw dirt are sure to lose ground.
::smoosh
07/18/06 5:56 PM GMT
I'm so HOT that I can light candles with my thumb.
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::DigiCamMan
07/18/06 6:00 PM GMT
I'm so hot.......well I'm just tired of the Fire Dept. following me around with that truck and foaming me down.
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The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people. G. K. Chesterton ........ My Gallery
::third_eye
07/18/06 6:34 PM GMT
uh....freud would've had a field day with that one...

i'm so hot the sun had me-burn :P
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I could wile away the hours Conferrin' with the flowers Consultin' with the rain And my head I'd be scratchin' While my thoughts were busy hatchin' If I only had a brain
::cgImagery
07/18/06 7:35 PM GMT
i'm so hot i woke up @ 2:30. i could've slept another 2 or 3 hours xD
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::smoosh
07/18/06 7:47 PM GMT
I'm so HOT that everyone I walk past spontaneously combusts!
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::cgImagery
07/18/06 7:51 PM GMT
smoosh. that's hot xD

i'm so hot. there's no escaping the heat in ny :(
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::smoosh
07/18/06 7:53 PM GMT
Escape from NY... cool movie. Ever see it?

I'm so HOT that little flames jump out from my footprints when I walk.
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::muggsy
07/18/06 9:01 PM GMT
I'm so hot ... the keeyss are meeltting asss I typppe thisss. Dam cheeapp pplastiic
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Just an old "Grampa" who still has a Kodak "Box" camera kicking around the attic ... learning and enjoying the wonders of modern digital photography.
::smoosh
07/18/06 9:06 PM GMT
I'm so HOT that I caught a lobster and it instantly turned red.
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.DixieNormus
07/18/06 9:10 PM GMT
It's so hot outside that I saw a dog chasing a rabbit and they were both walking!
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.DixieNormus
07/18/06 9:12 PM GMT
Oh...I get it...

I'm so hot that I had to remove the batteries from the smoke detector.
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.DixieNormus
07/18/06 9:13 PM GMT
I'm hotter than a well diggers butt in Arizona!
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.DixieNormus
07/18/06 9:13 PM GMT
I'm hotter than a popcorn fart!
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::cgImagery
07/18/06 9:18 PM GMT
lol popcorn fart????
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.mesmerized
07/18/06 9:30 PM GMT
I'm so HOT even my mirror has a heat rash!
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Those who throw dirt are sure to lose ground.
::cgImagery
07/18/06 9:50 PM GMT
i'm so hot. i'm going to take a cold shower now xD
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::third_eye
07/18/06 10:00 PM GMT
i'm so hot i jumped into my barbeque to cool down
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I could wile away the hours Conferrin' with the flowers Consultin' with the rain And my head I'd be scratchin' While my thoughts were busy hatchin' If I only had a brain
::razorjack51
07/18/06 10:27 PM GMT
I'm so hot that I burned through the floor and landed in my basement..=P
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"Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun -Pablo Picasso My Gallery
.mesmerized
07/18/06 10:47 PM GMT
I'm so HOT I've been officially declared 'Dangerous and Highly Flammable'.
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Those who throw dirt are sure to lose ground.
::third_eye
07/18/06 11:05 PM GMT
i'm so hot the fire dept has been renamed the third-eye dept
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I could wile away the hours Conferrin' with the flowers Consultin' with the rain And my head I'd be scratchin' While my thoughts were busy hatchin' If I only had a brain
Hyrulio
07/18/06 11:41 PM GMT
I'm so hot Superman cant even come near me

that was rubbish... ill go sleep on it and post a better one 2moro
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~*~ better sig comeing soon ~*~
::smoosh
07/19/06 12:16 AM GMT
I'm so HOT that when people greet me, they say "Hell" instead of "Hello."
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.Rayn_dragon
07/19/06 12:18 AM GMT
I'm so hot i feel like a dog in a vehicle... stick my head out of the window with my hair in the wind and my mouth open wide.

*pant*
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Always be up for surprises, you never know when one is going to slap you in the face!
::cgImagery
07/19/06 12:19 AM GMT
that also might be cause they think ur evil xD

I'm so hot that when i walk through a hispanic neighborhood, they go, "CORRE, YA LLEGO EL DIABLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" lol xD
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::smoosh
07/19/06 12:24 AM GMT
lol... Yo quiero taco bell. Muchas gracias por comprar en K-Mart. Feliz navidad, papi.
Ok... enough of my poor espanol.

I'm so HOT that I changed my middle name to "Magma".
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.mesmerized
07/19/06 3:03 AM GMT
I'm so HOT I was swarmed by all the weiners at a weiner roast, lol.
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Those who throw dirt are sure to lose ground.
::third_eye
07/19/06 3:56 AM GMT
lol um...there's several ways of looking at that ;-)

i'm so hot if i were a stock tip it would be insider trading
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I could wile away the hours Conferrin' with the flowers Consultin' with the rain And my head I'd be scratchin' While my thoughts were busy hatchin' If I only had a brain
::smoosh
07/19/06 2:53 PM GMT
Good one Rob! :)

I'm so HOT that when I auditioned (sang) for Simon Cowell, he decided to change his hit show's name to "American Fry-dol".
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::razorjack51
07/19/06 3:40 PM GMT
I'm so hot my cd roms melt before I can even get 'em in the drive..=P
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"Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun -Pablo Picasso My Gallery
::cgImagery
07/19/06 5:03 PM GMT
I'm so hot. i got a heat rash. LITERALLY gosh it's annoyingly itchin.
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::third_eye
07/19/06 5:10 PM GMT

self-con·trol


noun

Definition:

restraint: the ability to control your own behavior, especially in terms of reactions and impulses

......de·co·rum
noun

Definition:

1. dignity: dignity or good taste that is appropriate to a specific occasion


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I could wile away the hours Conferrin' with the flowers Consultin' with the rain And my head I'd be scratchin' While my thoughts were busy hatchin' If I only had a brain
::cgImagery
07/19/06 11:22 PM GMT
am i the only one confused by the post above me??? and is that rob??? where's the emote face xD
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::third_eye
07/19/06 11:30 PM GMT
yep it's me...just have a different icon for my name..it's from lord of the rings, the eye of sauron
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I could wile away the hours Conferrin' with the flowers Consultin' with the rain And my head I'd be scratchin' While my thoughts were busy hatchin' If I only had a brain
::smoosh
07/19/06 11:54 PM GMT
I'm so HOT that when I ate a plate of angel hair pasta it turned in to devil's food cake!
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::DigiCamMan
07/20/06 4:09 AM GMT
I'm so hot that the only thing I can wear is the heat shield tiles from the Space Shuttle.
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The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people. G. K. Chesterton ........ My Gallery
::J_272004
07/20/06 4:35 AM GMT
I'm so hot when I went on holidays to the Antarctic, it turned into the tropics..
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MY GALLERY ........... "A sense of humour is as important to life as shock absorbers to a car.. It helps us over the bumps im life" / P.K. Shaw
::DigiCamMan
07/20/06 5:49 AM GMT
I'm so hot that it was already the tropics when you got there.
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The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people. G. K. Chesterton ........ My Gallery
.CurtieBear
07/20/06 7:14 AM GMT
I'm soo hawt you're just envious you can't look as good as me. :oP
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You silly hobitzes... you don't eats cook fishies... you eats em wraaaw, all warm and wriggly
::cgImagery
07/20/06 7:40 AM GMT
lol he's that lord of the rings thing lol.

i'm so hot. that even curt (as hot as he is) is attracted to me xD
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::DigiCamMan
07/20/06 7:51 AM GMT
See the temperatures around the country, even in Yurp? Now you know who did it........I am waaaaaay so hot!
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The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people. G. K. Chesterton ........ My Gallery
.CurtieBear
07/20/06 8:01 AM GMT
Woah woah wooooaaaah.... "That lord of the rings thing"? THING?!?!
*getting hysterical*
THING?!?!?!?!?!?!

I'm Hot thank you very much... "Thing" is a comic book character fyi

Of course, this is coming from "Captain-Borg-Boy" lol :oP
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You silly hobitzes... you don't eats cook fishies... you eats em wraaaw, all warm and wriggly
::cgImagery
07/20/06 8:05 AM GMT
well idk waht the thing is called. no need to get grumpy xD
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.akashastrega
07/20/06 10:47 AM GMT
Guys...I'm freaking out. It is supposed to be 108 today and 112 tomorrow!!! One Hundred Twelve boiling hot degrees!!! Then triple digits for at least the next 10 days. Fresno sucks!!! It is TOO damned hot.
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Look to the Future, Remeber the Past, but Live in the Present, and Never forget to tell those you love "I Love You", you may not get another chance. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:: Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and THAT is where shitty ideas come from!!
::cgImagery
07/20/06 10:54 AM GMT
i feel so bad for you :( go break some fire hydrants xD
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::J_272004
07/20/06 11:40 AM GMT
I know how you feel.. thats what my summer is like everyday.. drink lots of water, don't do too much, have the fans going with a bowl of cold water in front of it.. put a cold cloth around your neck and on your feet (even stick it in the ice box for a few mins)..
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MY GALLERY ........... "A sense of humour is as important to life as shock absorbers to a car.. It helps us over the bumps im life" / P.K. Shaw
.akashastrega
07/20/06 6:21 PM GMT
I haven't done the ice in front of the fans, but my little window A/C units have been working over time...and I have 3 or 4 fans blowing to circulate air, and all my windowblinds closed. When it gets this hot (which really is common for Fresno) I tend to just vegitate...it is too hot to do anything other than being a melty blob. So you all will see me on Caedes alot more over the next few days, as I will be hiding from the heat.
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Look to the Future, Remeber the Past, but Live in the Present, and Never forget to tell those you love "I Love You", you may not get another chance. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:: Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and THAT is where shitty ideas come from!!
::cgImagery
07/20/06 10:14 PM GMT
jen. if you can, put those shade things on the outside of your house. idk waht they're called but it gets really cool under them. put them in front of your windows. it should help :)

or i'm just thinking wrong :(
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&KEIFER
07/20/06 11:46 PM GMT
"shade things" = 50 year old oak trees?
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+Samatar
07/20/06 11:55 PM GMT
I'm guessing he means awnings. Those trees are a real hassle to install.
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-Everyone is entitled to my opinion- rescope.com.au
::razorjack51
07/20/06 11:56 PM GMT
I think he means awnings. LOL..who knows with Andrew?..=P
Edit: LOL..Sam posted the same thing as me, same time.
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"Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun -Pablo Picasso My Gallery
::cgImagery
07/20/06 11:59 PM GMT
LOL what's an awning?? -goes to dictionary.com-

yea awning lol xD i think that's wat i was talkin bout lol.
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::third_eye
07/21/06 12:09 AM GMT
actually, trees are a breeze to install....it's the wait that'll kill ya :-P
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I could wile away the hours Conferrin' with the flowers Consultin' with the rain And my head I'd be scratchin' While my thoughts were busy hatchin' If I only had a brain
::cgImagery
07/21/06 12:13 AM GMT
well as in ny. cause of this tropical storm. it's cooled off greatly xD
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::smoosh
07/21/06 2:53 AM GMT
Maybe he meant shutters? Just a thought! :)
I'm so HOT, then when I went to the Japanese Steak House tonight, the chef gave me a cup of wasabi to quench my thirst.
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.CurtieBear
07/21/06 8:04 AM GMT
I'm Sooo hot.. I make crayons run in fear. :oP
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You silly hobitzes... you don't eats cook fishies... you eats em wraaaw, all warm and wriggly
.CurtieBear
07/21/06 8:28 AM GMT
ooo ... ooo... heres another one..

I'm sooo hot... even my underwire can support me.. :oP
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You silly hobitzes... you don't eats cook fishies... you eats em wraaaw, all warm and wriggly
::smoosh
07/21/06 3:18 PM GMT
CurtieBear... your new look is "precious". :)

I'm so HOT that I was voted #1 on TRL.
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::cgImagery
07/22/06 4:56 AM GMT
lol

i'm so hot, when i put on me axe deo. i had everyone all over me xD
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.CurtieBear
07/22/06 5:20 AM GMT
Ahh.. another sucker falling for marketing scams... those guys.. ermm.. I mean "gals" flocking to you are all a part of big corpoations plan to sell more deo. It's not you.. really.. lol
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Stupid hobitses... Do I LOOK like a morning person?
::cgImagery
07/22/06 5:30 AM GMT
lol xD

goes to corner w/broken ego and cries
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.CurtieBear
07/22/06 5:38 AM GMT
"Here little hobitz... I'll share my nice warm and wraw fishies with you and my precious"
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Stupid hobitses... Do I LOOK like a morning person?
::cgImagery
07/22/06 6:25 AM GMT
<------ i'm so hot i'm laughin my ass off xD
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.CurtieBear
07/22/06 6:30 AM GMT
either that, or you're like Michael Jackson, who has had one to many plastic surgeries, and now you are faling apart. :oP
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Stupid hobitses... Do I LOOK like a morning person?
::cgImagery
07/22/06 6:32 AM GMT
lol xD
i'll nvr do plastic surgery. ur born the way u r so keep it xD
plus. don't mock MJ xD
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::smoosh
07/22/06 4:40 PM GMT
Andrew what is your little icon doing? Eating dirt? LOL
I'm so HOT that my brain melted and is dripping out of my nose.
:::um, a little kleenex please???:::
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::cgImagery
07/23/06 12:01 AM GMT
no. my icon is "lmao" lol
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::cgImagery
07/23/06 7:05 PM GMT
i'm so hot no one was able to comment this thread since yesterday xD
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::smoosh
07/23/06 7:24 PM GMT
LOL...
Well I'm not really hot anymore. The rain has cooled things down a bit... I guess it's time to start an "I'm so COOL" thread. Andrew... take it away! ;)
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.animaniactoo
07/23/06 7:40 PM GMT
i'm so HOT… my iced tea is steaming 8•P
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::third_eye
07/23/06 7:55 PM GMT
i'm so hot i've been moonlighting at the powerplant...as a backup :P
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I could wile away the hours Conferrin' with the flowers Consultin' with the rain And my head I'd be scratchin' While my thoughts were busy hatchin' If I only had a brain
::smoosh
07/24/06 1:08 AM GMT
I'm so HOT that I'm COOL. Yep... it's true, it's true. ;)
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cgImagery
07/24/06 2:48 AM GMT
i'm so hot. i came home and found lipstick on me shirt's collar. now how'd that happen xD
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::smoosh
07/24/06 3:16 AM GMT
Um... you were trying on lipstick at Macy's and the tube slipped? LOL j/k!

I'm so HOT I'm "burning" my friends at Caedes! ;)
PS - When is MySpace getting back online?!?!?
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cgImagery
07/24/06 3:18 AM GMT
lol i was not in macy's xD

idk. i want myspace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wants to stab tom
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::smoosh
07/24/06 3:22 AM GMT
Aha! You admit you were not in Macy's but NOT that you were trying on lipstick! That's HOT in some warped way. ;)
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cgImagery
07/24/06 3:30 AM GMT
lol xD i was not trying on lipstick. maybe i was forced to try sum xD
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self.promotion. leads to success. you.ll see. you.ll understand.
::third_eye
07/24/06 3:57 AM GMT
am i not the only one not having luck with myspace, then?
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I could wile away the hours Conferrin' with the flowers Consultin' with the rain And my head I'd be scratchin' While my thoughts were busy hatchin' If I only had a brain
cgImagery
07/24/06 4:04 AM GMT
i want myspace to work too xD
maybe tom deleted something by accident. like last month does stabbing imitations
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cgImagery
07/24/06 4:33 AM GMT
I'm SO hot. myspace is out cause of their data center had a black out. damn i'm hot psst xD
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self.promotion. leads to success. you.ll see. you.ll understand.
.frenger
07/24/06 9:22 PM GMT
I'm SO hot that the sun keeps burning for millions of years.
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AnimaniacOne
07/25/06 10:14 PM GMT
I'm so hot that Cat fries her eggs and bacon on my chest every morning.
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We'd love to stay here and count our brain cells as they DIE one by one, but we can't...
+Samatar
07/26/06 12:04 AM GMT
I'm so hot Greenpeace is lobbying to have me banned as I am a cause of global warming.
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-Everyone is entitled to my opinion- rescope.com.au
::third_eye
07/26/06 12:11 AM GMT
i'm so hot, uranium has to wear a suit around me
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I could wile away the hours Conferrin' with the flowers Consultin' with the rain And my head I'd be scratchin' While my thoughts were busy hatchin' If I only had a brain
.cgImagery
07/26/06 12:14 AM GMT
i'm so hot. i kinda just made out with a couple of these caedesians
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::smoosh
07/26/06 1:40 AM GMT
lol... I'm so HOT that Andrew's delirious.
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.cgImagery
07/26/06 1:44 AM GMT
i'm so hot. i had to look up "delirious"

:(
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::laurengary
07/26/06 2:55 AM GMT
AnimaniacOne's so hot that I faint ......secondhand !
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