Ok... this thread spawned from my melting mental capacity, due to the humidity outside that is like a clammy glove suffocating my very last breath. (Yes, I'm dramatic... but it's true!)
So... in the same vein as "yo' mamma" jokes... let's see what you can come up with for "I'm so HOT..."
I'll start off...
I'm so HOT that scientists have speculated "Smoosh" is the true cause of global warming!
A "hot comment" on the Net... well, that leaves the breeding ground wide open for dirty minds. I just threw some soap in there to help clean 'em up! :)
I'm so HOT that the naked people in Antarctica have to eat ice cream to stay cool!
I am WAY behind THANKING, viewing and commenting! My apologies! I care very much for everyone and will catch up asap! Thanks for all the nice comments on my work!
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
G. K. Chesterton
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The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
G. K. Chesterton
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My Gallery
I could wile away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain
I could wile away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain
I could wile away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain
I could wile away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain
I could wile away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain
I could wile away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
G. K. Chesterton
........
My Gallery
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
G. K. Chesterton
........
My Gallery
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
G. K. Chesterton
........
My Gallery
Guys...I'm freaking out. It is supposed to be 108 today and 112 tomorrow!!! One Hundred Twelve boiling hot degrees!!! Then triple digits for at least the next 10 days. Fresno sucks!!! It is TOO damned hot.
Look to the Future, Remeber the Past, but Live in the Present, and Never forget to tell those you love "I Love You", you may not get another chance.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:: Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and THAT is where shitty ideas come from!!
I know how you feel.. thats what my summer is like everyday.. drink lots of water, don't do too much, have the fans going with a bowl of cold water in front of it.. put a cold cloth around your neck and on your feet (even stick it in the ice box for a few mins)..
I haven't done the ice in front of the fans, but my little window A/C units have been working over time...and I have 3 or 4 fans blowing to circulate air, and all my windowblinds closed. When it gets this hot (which really is common for Fresno) I tend to just vegitate...it is too hot to do anything other than being a melty blob. So you all will see me on Caedes alot more over the next few days, as I will be hiding from the heat.
Look to the Future, Remeber the Past, but Live in the Present, and Never forget to tell those you love "I Love You", you may not get another chance.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:: Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and THAT is where shitty ideas come from!!
jen. if you can, put those shade things on the outside of your house. idk waht they're called but it gets really cool under them. put them in front of your windows. it should help :)
I could wile away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain
Maybe he meant shutters? Just a thought! :)
I'm so HOT, then when I went to the Japanese Steak House tonight, the chef gave me a cup of wasabi to quench my thirst.
Ahh.. another sucker falling for marketing scams... those guys.. ermm.. I mean "gals" flocking to you are all a part of big corpoations plan to sell more deo. It's not you.. really.. lol
Andrew what is your little icon doing? Eating dirt? LOL
I'm so HOT that my brain melted and is dripping out of my nose.
:::um, a little kleenex please???:::
LOL...
Well I'm not really hot anymore. The rain has cooled things down a bit... I guess it's time to start an "I'm so COOL" thread. Andrew... take it away! ;)
I could wile away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain
I could wile away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain
I could wile away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain
So... in the same vein as "yo' mamma" jokes... let's see what you can come up with for "I'm so HOT..."
I'll start off...
I'm so HOT that scientists have speculated "Smoosh" is the true cause of global warming!