Thought we should open up the forum to one of the raging issues today. Are you for or against cannibalism? You can respond in essay format or with just a statement. Ask questions if you aren't sure.
As a side note, daddy says they will never let me be a judge if it is known that I wrote this. Keep it hush-hush, 'k? :-)
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
G. K. Chesterton
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OMG......I have just woken up the cats & hubby because I was laughing out loud so hard at 1AM while reading this absolutely gross, horridly funny thread.........needless to say, he doesn't find it humorous at the moment. (such a poor sense of humor tsk,tsk,tsk).
I don't know what I will do with y'all.......if this isn't a thread headed for the burial grounds soon...........thanks for all the laughs...you have no idea how bad I needed that :=)
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
G. K. Chesterton
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LMAO... almost choked on my dinner when i read about dick taters... wont tell you what i was eating at the time... LOL....
you know what is really scary.. when i was in Vanautu last year I found out that some islands had ended cannibalism either 1982 or 1992 (cant remember which one), and you knew which tribes where cannibals because they had tattooed faces...
Celebrity Cannibal Restaurant / new menu:
Now serving,
Rosie O'Donnell, fully dressed...the way you like her
Ron White: wasted and basted
{For you dieters} Kate Moss...served on one lettuce leaf
Naomi or Neve Campbell soup
or Chicken and Star Jones soup
Richard Gere rump roast, served with a funnel cake
Liza Minelli with well beaten eggs
Bar B Q Pitt { Brad}
James Dean sausage
for those who eat crow.....Sheryl is here...
and dessert is Ice cream with Halle Berry sauce
I wonder how they would adapt birthday cake.
Instead of having a cake would they serve you up and stick candles in you?
Instead of a pinata and a baseball bat - A mexican and meat tenderizers?
Instead of coke - Coked up blood?
baby back ribs from real babies?
Victory celebration by eating the opposing team?
I don't think I could ever bring myself to eat a human. Personally if I were stranded on an island with just one other person I would very much enjoy the company, as opposed to eating said friend, not be hungry for a few days and then dying alone.
As for cannibalism in society, it would sort of destroy the point of that equality and fraternity that we're been fighting for for pretty much ever. Who's to say who eats whom? A human farm isn't really feasible seeing as the eaten have about as much brains and brawn as the eaters.
However. I won't put it beyond humanity to turn to cannibalism. Last resort? Boredom? We've found ways to exploit pretty much everything else, maybe one day we'll need a diversion. Or we will have worked through the last of the pandas and blue whales.
I have to wonder as well, I know someone already asked this but what's up with that site? Can you believe they ACTUALLY advertise human products? Would you agree to have your body eaten after you die? I think I'd be a little protective of my remains. There have been huge ethics issues over that Body Worlds exhibition, maybe you've heard of that. The purpose of that is getting a better understanding of the human body, which is an amazing machine. If THAT is considered unethical, then taking said machine and putting it on a plate for rich, bored people in search of a new delicacy, is just sick. Just imagine a room full of surgeons all gathered around a patient for a 12-hour operation. The patient doesn't make it. Oh well, who's up for lunch, lets get him while he's still fresh.
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
G. K. Chesterton
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My Gallery
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
G. K. Chesterton
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My Gallery
I saw a peanut stand, heard a rubber band,
I saw a needle that winked its eye.
But I think I will have seen everything
When I see an elephant fly.
MY GALLERY
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
G. K. Chesterton
........
My Gallery
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
G. K. Chesterton
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My Gallery
Have you hugged PINER lately? He is a hard-working,
FUN guy....in a TOUGH job..
His job to keep us under control! You know we make it tough....so please thank and hug him today!
Now Curt...let's not talk like that...you have been dead once and you didn't like it. Shame on you stirring up trouble like that...maybe she could just give him a wedgie.
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
G. K. Chesterton
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My Gallery
Have you heard about the vegetarian cannibal? He only ate Swedes!
Did you hear about the cannibal who loved fast food?
He ordered a pizza with everybody on it.
Then there were the two cannibals who were eating dinner. One said:"I really hate my sister."
The other said:"Well, just eat the noodles."
Another two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?
Or did you hear about the cannibal who arrived late to the dinner party? They gave him the cold shoulder! ...
And finally here's the story of Alfred Packer, the first American to be convicted of cannibalism. While prospecting for gold in Colorado's San Juan mountains in 1873, Packer became trapped in a shack during a blizzard, and survived by eating his fellow prospectors. He was arrested, tried, and sentenced to 40 years imprisonment, although he served only 15.
"You are a low down depraved son of a b***h" the judge told him. "There were only seven Democrats in Hinsdale county, and you ate five of them." '
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
G. K. Chesterton
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My Gallery
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
G. K. Chesterton
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My Gallery
(ticker tape noise in background) "....this just in..the UN passed a resolution that cannibalism could be considered a food source... dogs were heard letting out a sigh of relief at being called 'the new junk food' "
I saw a peanut stand, heard a rubber band,
I saw a needle that winked its eye.
But I think I will have seen everything
When I see an elephant fly.
MY GALLERY
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
G. K. Chesterton
........
My Gallery
No wedgie yet and none coming. I am pretty sure I can dredge up where and what she was talking about when she said it, too, so it isn't a if I am making it up.
Just lettin' everyone know that I am hailing tonight from Puslinch, just outside the subburbs of Toronto. Marvelous weather, and the Canadians seem pretty fair-minded...none of this cannibalism junk. Then again, we were only asked about carrying potatoes and blueberries across the border...the guard didn't say a thing about manbeef.
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
G. K. Chesterton
........
My Gallery
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
G. K. Chesterton
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My Gallery
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
G. K. Chesterton
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My Gallery
Kinda sounds like the type of place where they roll up at the sidewalks at 6 P.M. ....... Just like home ! ( Before anybody else said, I beat you to to it )
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
G. K. Chesterton
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My Gallery
You hear weird music....but then realize it's only Lauren trying to sing.....but all she can do is hum....what is that tune? Should you stop? The fog is closing in. What to do?
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
G. K. Chesterton
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My Gallery
Went to a restaurant last night in Richmond Hill (North side of Toronto) called Dun Huang. It was in one of those classic Asian-esque strip malls featuring dingy hair salons, cheap nail places, and shops stocked entirely with Japanese candy that isn't selling to well in the homeland. I was worried it was going to be even less clean than I expected, and the traffic had not been pleasant (ask guitar_girl1000).
Mashed between these odd assortments of failing businesses was a door with the restaurant's name above it. I walked inside to find only a white utilitarian staircase leading up a flight and a half. Gee...the place couldn't even afford a ground-floor dining area. I reached the top of the white steps and passed through the doorway (would have called it a threshold, but I am not quite that desperate for a cutting narrative). Past the frame, I found a well-light hallway with cream-colored marble flooring. The walls were covered in a continual sculpture of dancing women garbed in flowing sheets surrounded by flowers. These sandstone figures clung to the walls inside a fine wood frame, expressing a light feeling of ease. I had to walk through this broad hallway and through an empty room - clearly this place was not hampered by limited space - lined with decorations identically. The receptionist, a kind looking woman with dark hair and heavily accented English, led us past glass-encased statues of Chinese Emperors standing on pedestals that matched the flowing female forms on the walls.
I took a moment to take in these emperor figurines, for each expressed not only a natural, even if whimsical, grasp on the form of body combined with character, but each radiated a unique display of continuity, a deeply-engrained emotional mindset for each. It was as if I could look upon these caricatures if I saw them pass on the street and imagine what each was like in high school, what kind of work they did, who they would have chosen to marry, and what hobbies fill their otherwise-empty hours.
Past these statues the receptionist lead us into a fanciful dining room, evenly lit with a warming glow that set off the white tableware and soft yellow chairs. As she glided ahead of us, I was able to look into several other rooms, identically overflowing with expensive decorations and elaborate table settings, yet these were darkened for lack need. She led us to a raised area containing only two large tables, clearly the V.I.P. section of the restaurant. I chose a chair patterned in elaborate threading, all of which had high, comfortable backs. Another smiling woman, also elegantly dressed, worked her way around the table, pulling our carefully molded napkin figurines off the white platters and draping them across our laps one-by-one. The table was predominantly white, overflowing with white plates stacked upon white plates; bowls, cups, and saucers to spare. Each dish had a certain subtle flair to it, muted but not disguised by the soft white shade. Each place at the table had a small, white tray with just enough room for the soupspoon and ornate chopsticks to rest. This expanse of white tableware encircled a large spinning platform of glass and a silver-hued alloy, carefully designed with large, shimmering water drops of metal.
The waiters and waitresses appeared, not one at a time, but often by threes, bearing large bowls and platters loaded with tropical fair. They went around filling our plates for us as each new dish arrived, never letting us discover our teacup's bottom and never forgetting whether we preferred our tea strong or not. We ate what was offered as our top plates were continually whisked away and replaced with clean ones. Tenderly fried thin-noodles cradling a large shrimp. A mellow soup boasting seven varieties of mushroom, none of which could be found growing in our hemisphere. A golden-roasted chicken, the head offered to be displayed to us so we could be certain it hadn't been frozen. Lettuce wraps with finely ground duck and vegetables to fill them. Large portions of tofu swimming in what was not a sea of noodles, but yet more mushrooms, certainly hundreds or even thousands in the large bowl before us.
All the while, a kind man in a finely tailored tan suit named Bruce checked up on us, made sure that we were enjoying the exquisite cuisine, and that the waiting staff was efficient and kind.
This, unlike my previous two long posts, really happened. I am just thankful I never got the chance to look at the bill.
Your running commentary Luke had me there already..I could envision everything you were describing.....thank you for sharing that experience with us. One never knows what we will find if only we are willing to take a chance and look :=)
Well if were gonna eat cows and pigs, I know some people who would make a great dish. Does our intellegence keep us off the chopping block? I doubt it. I'm sure there are scientists who would have plenty to say in regards to cannablism and why we apparently abhor it. Someone should write a book called "Cannabalism in the 21st Century". I am a vegetarian, so meat in general is a unappealing idea to me. But it I do think it's funny that Luke posted this. It could be a new form of sato masachism, called Eat Me. With an age reqirement of 21+. It probably already exists, yuck!!..........What is this world coming to? (LOL)................happy dining
You do not have to thank me if I leave a comment on your image...unless you really want to. ...this is a new thing to save time. =) All my thanks are becoming, "Thank you for the comments." over and over...so for a change, i'll thank every 5 or so times..or just a random choosing.
You do not have to thank me if I leave a comment on your image...unless you really want to. ...this is a new thing to save time. =) All my thanks are becoming, "Thank you for the comments." over and over...so for a change, i'll thank every 5 or so times..or just a random choosing.
Well, we can't forgive you, sorry. The only option left is for you to be eaten by us. Keith, where do you want to have the barbeque? Anybody want to bring some fancy marinating sauce?
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
G. K. Chesterton
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My Gallery
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
G. K. Chesterton
........
My Gallery
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
G. K. Chesterton
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My Gallery
Oh, so I'm without internet for five days and everybody forgets there deep, inner cannibalistic impulses? Remember your ancestors and their lessons! Now...when we gonna have this barbeque?
I've been craving Applebee's Boneless Buffalo Wings with Honey Barbeque sauce. Anybody know what part of the buffalo that comes from? Is their a human equivalent?
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
G. K. Chesterton
........
My Gallery
I saw a peanut stand, heard a rubber band,
I saw a needle that winked its eye.
But I think I will have seen everything
When I see an elephant fly.
MY GALLERY
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
G. K. Chesterton
........
My Gallery
I saw a peanut stand, heard a rubber band,
I saw a needle that winked its eye.
But I think I will have seen everything
When I see an elephant fly.
MY GALLERY
I saw a peanut stand, heard a rubber band,
I saw a needle that winked its eye.
But I think I will have seen everything
When I see an elephant fly.
MY GALLERY
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
G. K. Chesterton
........
My Gallery
oh c'mon jerry...i know robots take everything literally...but..just consider...you've never seen buffalos with wings because they're already in a plate with hot sauce, bleu cheese, and crudite'
I saw a peanut stand, heard a rubber band,
I saw a needle that winked its eye.
But I think I will have seen everything
When I see an elephant fly.
MY GALLERY
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
G. K. Chesterton
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My Gallery
I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is.
Albert Camus
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I saw a peanut stand, heard a rubber band,
I saw a needle that winked its eye.
But I think I will have seen everything
When I see an elephant fly.
MY GALLERY
I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is.
Albert Camus
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My Gallery
Good grief we have a cannibal amongst us...some of our members should change their usernames before Luke starts eyeing them as potential appetizers...if someone goes missing around here I know who the culprit was, lol.
I saw a peanut stand, heard a rubber band,
I saw a needle that winked its eye.
But I think I will have seen everything
When I see an elephant fly.
MY GALLERY
I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is.
Albert Camus
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My Gallery
well i'd refer you to members of the community, family, etc..but they're sort of busy right now (burp) oh sorry that was uncle al...he was a peppery sort...
I saw a peanut stand, heard a rubber band,
I saw a needle that winked its eye.
But I think I will have seen everything
When I see an elephant fly.
MY GALLERY
I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is.
Albert Camus
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My Gallery
As a side note, daddy says they will never let me be a judge if it is known that I wrote this. Keep it hush-hush, 'k? :-)