Hello my sweet Andrew.....{ my adopted online nephew}....you did too have a wedgie...at the last Caedes Bar B Q.....and twas I who gave it to you...
You barely knew me then...and I thought I almost made you cry.....as you gulped...and confessed...."nobody's ever given me a wedgie before"........
Love you.....Auntie Maven
Have you hugged PINER lately? He is a hard-working,
FUN guy....in a TOUGH job..
His job to keep us under control! You know we make it tough....so please thank and hug him today!
Ummm...I've had a few, but thanks to my damned plucky attitude, those moments never got the better of me. In '94 I was hospitalized in ICU from going into respiratory arrest. I technically died on the table, but they were able to save me. And just recently I had been diagnosed with cervical cancer...but depending on this last test, I may be in remission. Apparently, I have a strong will to survive...that or I am just too damned stubborn to lie down and die.
But there was that time when a girlfriend and I partied way too hard, and she tried to jump out of a 5th floor window. Killed my high when I had to jump out after her to keep her from going splat.
Then there was the time when my precious kitty (when I was a teen) brought me a present of a (Hawaiian) roach. I hate crunchy bugs!!!
Look to the Future, Remeber the Past, but Live in the Present, and Never forget to tell those you love "I Love You", you may not get another chance.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:: Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and THAT is where shitty ideas come from!!
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
G. K. Chesterton
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getting in the car with my room mate when she is driving, or when anybody else is driving for that matter. I always seem to have these "visions" of horrendous car accidents flash through my head when I'm the passenger.
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
G. K. Chesterton
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scariest moments in ur life. go!