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“Pardon me ma’am, but would you mind watering some of the plants that are right in front of me?”
“Oh, yeah! That’s what I’m talking about.”
“I hope you don’t mind me saying Darlin’ but you sure look good in that frilly bikini.” “It makes your tan look so good.”
"There are some weeds that need pulled over here." "No, a little more to your right." "Ahhhh, there you go."
"You wouldn't have some Miracle Gro in that bottle would you?"
Fabulous narrative, TicK. Can't imagine why you've found yourself in hot water before.
I think you should try ShiftN to straighten that.