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The Deadly Mantis
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The Deadly Mantis

Yes. It's an old movie. So, what would be better than some old jokes to go with it?

PunME.com, Funny Puns and One Liners

If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.

No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.

If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.

I'm jealous of people that don't know you!

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.

If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.

You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.

The Deadly Mantis 1957

This picture was created in Mandelbulb and PhotoShop

SATURDAY (or SUNDAY) NIGHT AT THE MOVIES

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::tigger3
03/08/19 1:06 PM GMT
Oh my this is kind of creepy, and yet so darn cool! This creation of your's is the perfect match for that old movie. tigs=^..^=
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.biffobear
03/08/19 6:45 PM GMT
I see the mantis...The final sight for It's victim...R.
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::0930_23
03/08/19 8:28 PM GMT
This was back in the early days of Sci-Fi, Strat. Special Effects have come a long way. The one liners are perfect for this movie.
Your creation is proof of the advancement if Special Effects.

Q. What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
A. I don't know and I don't care.

Super entry for SNATM 🍿👽

TicK


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People are like cameras--sometimes they lose focus.
::corngrowth
03/09/19 10:42 AM GMT
Although it's a perfect abstract, I saw instantly by the intriguing look in its eyes that it was a contemporary, me threatening, mantis, John.
So I hope that your title won't come true for me, 😁 !
A perfect visualization of the SNATM (🎥) theme however!
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::LynEve
03/09/19 12:27 AM GMT
Yes, it does look deadly and not something to dwell upon for too long.I have not heard of the movie and may give it a miss anyway. Your portrayal of the title is amazing !
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.mesmerized
03/10/19 5:42 AM GMT
Not one I have seen but I do appreciate being warned about this creature and love the one-liners...I see a few I'd be tempted to try out on some people:)...great portrayal and addition to our Sci-Fi section of SNATM.
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.icedancer
03/10/19 6:20 PM GMT
Really like all the colours, patterns & 3D look about it
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