Come All Ye Lads and Lasses and See this Rare wooden shield. Carved from an age old type of tree, with bark nearly as hard as the stones. It may seem plain but 'twas enchanted by a sorcerer ages ago, 'twill never burn or break, and if ye ever lose it in a quarrel, it will find its way home.

Maybe shields arent your passion? Then how about the Swords of Chaos and Insanity? Forged, by a forgotten race thousands of years ago, deep in the searing flames of the fabled Photoshop Forge. They're imbued with the attributes of chaos and insanity, their namesakes. When weilded a knight shall turn into an Elemental being of chaos or Insanity. Sure to turn the tide in those pesky battles!