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My good and trusted friend/companion you were the light in my darkest hours the music in my life (FM of course) always at my side you would wake in the morning to start my day (even if you would nag me every 9 minutes) I could talk with you all day (a very good battery life) once a week I would hook you up to the charger and you were good to go for another week. I could send messages to my friends for pennies. In the now 2018 you did your job to the last moment. Have lost you four or five times in past 11 years but you always found your way home (Nobody wanted you but me) my friend. Am truly sorry for the times I put you in the washing machine could see your little screen light up in terror... but I would carefully dry you of and you would light up and greet me again. I know now a days you are not much to look at but you were always there for me for better or for worse we shared the good times and the bad times and never once did you disappoint me my friend. I have a new companion now but it's not the same he/she wants me to take care of him/her all the time updates, virus scans, clean his/her memory brush it's teeth ...sorry that's the grand kids. He/she is always hungry and watches me all day counts how manys steps I take (who gives a ....) then is constantly telling the Great Google in the Sky were and what I'm doing for sure a real blabbermouth. Now I have to worry about hackers or someone hitting me over the head for my phone (almost needed a mortgage to buy a phone) it's also the money thing friend you never asked for much but my new companion is a real high class gold digger will leave you standing in your underwear (or worse) in the middle of Time Square if he/she (have not figured out yet he/she as I refer to you as friend/companion guess that makes you a male if you were female my wife would have let you drown in the washer long ago) got the chance Big Grin. From me to you my friend for sure you truly understood the meaning of KISS (if you don't know what it means in the context of the sentence) don't bother to google it because the Great Google in the Sky is not that good.... If you really need to know what KISS means for a one time payment of 9.90 euro will mail you the answer (need the money for my new phone). I am sending you to a better place my dear friend found a wormhole that I am sending you through so that you can live on forever with endless energy and for sure you will see the end of time. Did the math here is no time-electron to places the same time?-is not same electron different electron dimension e/adD=e/bdD=DX gravity=D pull black hole= -D and w = + D gravity dimensional convergence mass is time is resonant frequency is shared in dimensions and plains. so happy trails my friend. If you really want to know the type and maker of the phone for 9.90 euro in a one time payment will mail it to you Very very Big Grin.