Thought we should open up the forum to one of the raging issues today. Are you for or against cannibalism? You can respond in essay format or with just a statement. Ask questions if you aren't sure.

As a side note, daddy says they will never let me be a judge if it is known that I wrote this. Keep it hush-hush, 'k? :-)

Keith....are you talking about G.W.?

Just wondering...is that site for real? I always thought that was illegal no matter where u were. Guess i stay inside toooooo much.

OMG......I have just woken up the cats & hubby because I was laughing out loud so hard at 1AM while reading this absolutely gross, horridly funny thread.........needless to say, he doesn't find it humorous at the moment. (such a poor sense of humor tsk,tsk,tsk).
I don't know what I will do with y'all.......if this isn't a thread headed for the burial grounds soon...........thanks for all the laughs...you have no idea how bad I needed that :=)

BTW, how many cans can a cannibal nibble if a cannibal can nibble cans?

Sam....it's winter there isn't it? And you are cold and lonely.

Hi Cannible Dibble, Tom Kat and his nibbles, eatting his Curt and Jane...

LMAO... almost choked on my dinner when i read about dick taters... wont tell you what i was eating at the time... LOL....
you know what is really scary.. when i was in Vanautu last year I found out that some islands had ended cannibalism either 1982 or 1992 (cant remember which one), and you knew which tribes where cannibals because they had tattooed faces...

lmAo… well geez… apparently last nite was the wrong nite to be busy elsewhere! 8•P

I guess Bruce Willis had it right

"Sir are you classified as human?"
"uh… No I am a meat popsicle" 8•P

brings a whole new meaning to nibbling your ears and picking your brains.. lol...

and that delicacy known as Lady Fingers 8•P

That was The Fifth Element, right? I haven't seen it in years.

Nobody is allowed to eat Bruce Willis. He is my hero.

Celebrity Cannibal Restaurant / new menu:
Now serving,
Rosie O'Donnell, fully dressed...the way you like her
Ron White: wasted and basted
{For you dieters} Kate Moss...served on one lettuce leaf
Naomi or Neve Campbell soup
or Chicken and Star Jones soup
Richard Gere rump roast, served with a funnel cake
Liza Minelli with well beaten eggs
Bar B Q Pitt { Brad}
James Dean sausage
for those who eat crow.....Sheryl is here...
and dessert is Ice cream with Halle Berry sauce

hehehe... Angelina Jolie Cake
Keanue Reeves Burgers
Tom Hanks Shanks with onion gravy

I wonder how they would adapt birthday cake.
Instead of having a cake would they serve you up and stick candles in you?
Instead of a pinata and a baseball bat - A mexican and meat tenderizers?
Instead of coke - Coked up blood?
baby back ribs from real babies?
Victory celebration by eating the opposing team?

lol / eating the opposing team.....{ yummmmm-sweaty meat....:)

*drool*

hahahaha, Curt!
{ where did Luke disappear to?}

I hear he ran away… somebody posted an ad for a Wiener Roast… he was yelling something about protecting the future generations…

lmao

Nah, Luke was just watching a Bruce Willis movie.

Salt and black pepper ribs.........? Shin muscle escalops........? Could be good however would it be Halal?

I don't think I could ever bring myself to eat a human. Personally if I were stranded on an island with just one other person I would very much enjoy the company, as opposed to eating said friend, not be hungry for a few days and then dying alone.

As for cannibalism in society, it would sort of destroy the point of that equality and fraternity that we're been fighting for for pretty much ever. Who's to say who eats whom? A human farm isn't really feasible seeing as the eaten have about as much brains and brawn as the eaters.

However. I won't put it beyond humanity to turn to cannibalism. Last resort? Boredom? We've found ways to exploit pretty much everything else, maybe one day we'll need a diversion. Or we will have worked through the last of the pandas and blue whales.

I have to wonder as well, I know someone already asked this but what's up with that site? Can you believe they ACTUALLY advertise human products? Would you agree to have your body eaten after you die? I think I'd be a little protective of my remains. There have been huge ethics issues over that Body Worlds exhibition, maybe you've heard of that. The purpose of that is getting a better understanding of the human body, which is an amazing machine. If THAT is considered unethical, then taking said machine and putting it on a plate for rich, bored people in search of a new delicacy, is just sick. Just imagine a room full of surgeons all gathered around a patient for a 12-hour operation. The patient doesn't make it. Oh well, who's up for lunch, lets get him while he's still fresh.

Quoi???

Jeez ... What a thread this is. Makin' me paranoid. Next time someone calls me "Muttonhead" ... I'll have to kill them. :o0

Mutton doesnt taste good IMHO...

aww… don't worry bout it… just call up your nearest Chinese restaurant and ask for the "Number One Son" Chef's Special 8•P

Does anyone know if mice taste like chicken?

Want to find out? *evil grin*

Puts a whole new look on the sayings "Bite me!" or "Eat me!".... lol...

Yeah....now days you may just find someone who would make a meal of you....invite you over for dinner and you are dinner.

janis joplin "take another little piece of my heart out, baby"

Signs you may be dinner:

They seat you on a broiler pan rather than a chair.

Terri once said direct at me, "Come to me, my pretty..." Should I be worried?

Yes....you could get a wedgie....or you may be on the menu.

Refrigerator Perry... makes ya wonder what you would get if you raided him...

Hey......did LUKE just imply I am a wicked old witch?

*wispers in Maven's ear*

Lynch him.. hehe

Now Curt...let's not talk like that...you have been dead once and you didn't like it. Shame on you stirring up trouble like that...maybe she could just give him a wedgie.

Can jokes about cannibalism be in good taste?

Here's some food for thought...

Have you heard about the vegetarian cannibal? He only ate Swedes!

Did you hear about the cannibal who loved fast food?
He ordered a pizza with everybody on it.

Then there were the two cannibals who were eating dinner. One said:"I really hate my sister."
The other said:"Well, just eat the noodles."

Another two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?


Or did you hear about the cannibal who arrived late to the dinner party? They gave him the cold shoulder! ...

And finally here's the story of Alfred Packer, the first American to be convicted of cannibalism. While prospecting for gold in Colorado's San Juan mountains in 1873, Packer became trapped in a shack during a blizzard, and survived by eating his fellow prospectors. He was arrested, tried, and sentenced to 40 years imprisonment, although he served only 15.
"You are a low down depraved son of a b***h" the judge told him. "There were only seven Democrats in Hinsdale county, and you ate five of them." '

Don't you mean can jokes about cannibalism taste good?

omg Pat.. too funny lol

Jerry, I thought she already wedgied him? hmm...

Not sure ....but can you ever get enough wedgies?

(ticker tape noise in background) "....this just in..the UN passed a resolution that cannibalism could be considered a food source... dogs were heard letting out a sigh of relief at being called 'the new junk food' "

Anyone in the food chain lower than Paris Hilton is junk food.

No wedgie yet and none coming. I am pretty sure I can dredge up where and what she was talking about when she said it, too, so it isn't a if I am making it up.

Just lettin' everyone know that I am hailing tonight from Puslinch, just outside the subburbs of Toronto. Marvelous weather, and the Canadians seem pretty fair-minded...none of this cannibalism junk. Then again, we were only asked about carrying potatoes and blueberries across the border...the guard didn't say a thing about manbeef.

fair-minded? .. and they trample your right to bear potatoes and blueberries? ..

is Puslinch the best photography school you could find?

Puslinch? Sounds like a disease.

lol. at least no cannibals. or are there.... we'll know soon enough eh Luke? :p Don't get eaten.

Heard of Canadian Bacon? Think it's really bacon?

Puslinch ?! Sounds more like a beer to me ...

And I hate Canadian Bacon so I'm willing to believe anything of it :o)

It does at that....Amber Puslinch....Golden Puslinch Ale.

Canadian Bacon is suspicious.

anybody that could book a flight to .. or take an exit for .. Puslinch .. is suspicious

Kinda sounds like the type of place where they roll up at the sidewalks at 6 P.M. ....... Just like home ! ( Before anybody else said, I beat you to to it )

I see it now....a horror movie.... you are in trouble, a sign says Puslinch 1 mile (Canadian equivalent)...do you take the exit?

An eerie fog rolls out of the woods .... And the signpost up ahead reads .... Your Bluberries or Your LIfe !

You hear weird music....but then realize it's only Lauren trying to sing.....but all she can do is hum....what is that tune? Should you stop? The fog is closing in. What to do?

Went to a restaurant last night in Richmond Hill (North side of Toronto) called Dun Huang. It was in one of those classic Asian-esque strip malls featuring dingy hair salons, cheap nail places, and shops stocked entirely with Japanese candy that isn't selling to well in the homeland. I was worried it was going to be even less clean than I expected, and the traffic had not been pleasant (ask guitar_girl1000).

Mashed between these odd assortments of failing businesses was a door with the restaurant's name above it. I walked inside to find only a white utilitarian staircase leading up a flight and a half. Gee...the place couldn't even afford a ground-floor dining area. I reached the top of the white steps and passed through the doorway (would have called it a threshold, but I am not quite that desperate for a cutting narrative). Past the frame, I found a well-light hallway with cream-colored marble flooring. The walls were covered in a continual sculpture of dancing women garbed in flowing sheets surrounded by flowers. These sandstone figures clung to the walls inside a fine wood frame, expressing a light feeling of ease. I had to walk through this broad hallway and through an empty room - clearly this place was not hampered by limited space - lined with decorations identically. The receptionist, a kind looking woman with dark hair and heavily accented English, led us past glass-encased statues of Chinese Emperors standing on pedestals that matched the flowing female forms on the walls.

I took a moment to take in these emperor figurines, for each expressed not only a natural, even if whimsical, grasp on the form of body combined with character, but each radiated a unique display of continuity, a deeply-engrained emotional mindset for each. It was as if I could look upon these caricatures if I saw them pass on the street and imagine what each was like in high school, what kind of work they did, who they would have chosen to marry, and what hobbies fill their otherwise-empty hours.

Past these statues the receptionist lead us into a fanciful dining room, evenly lit with a warming glow that set off the white tableware and soft yellow chairs. As she glided ahead of us, I was able to look into several other rooms, identically overflowing with expensive decorations and elaborate table settings, yet these were darkened for lack need. She led us to a raised area containing only two large tables, clearly the V.I.P. section of the restaurant. I chose a chair patterned in elaborate threading, all of which had high, comfortable backs. Another smiling woman, also elegantly dressed, worked her way around the table, pulling our carefully molded napkin figurines off the white platters and draping them across our laps one-by-one. The table was predominantly white, overflowing with white plates stacked upon white plates; bowls, cups, and saucers to spare. Each dish had a certain subtle flair to it, muted but not disguised by the soft white shade. Each place at the table had a small, white tray with just enough room for the soupspoon and ornate chopsticks to rest. This expanse of white tableware encircled a large spinning platform of glass and a silver-hued alloy, carefully designed with large, shimmering water drops of metal.

The waiters and waitresses appeared, not one at a time, but often by threes, bearing large bowls and platters loaded with tropical fair. They went around filling our plates for us as each new dish arrived, never letting us discover our teacup's bottom and never forgetting whether we preferred our tea strong or not. We ate what was offered as our top plates were continually whisked away and replaced with clean ones. Tenderly fried thin-noodles cradling a large shrimp. A mellow soup boasting seven varieties of mushroom, none of which could be found growing in our hemisphere. A golden-roasted chicken, the head offered to be displayed to us so we could be certain it hadn't been frozen. Lettuce wraps with finely ground duck and vegetables to fill them. Large portions of tofu swimming in what was not a sea of noodles, but yet more mushrooms, certainly hundreds or even thousands in the large bowl before us.

All the while, a kind man in a finely tailored tan suit named Bruce checked up on us, made sure that we were enjoying the exquisite cuisine, and that the waiting staff was efficient and kind.

This, unlike my previous two long posts, really happened. I am just thankful I never got the chance to look at the bill.

you made guitar girl pay? ....


Yo!!! .. TAXI ..

Yum .... I love lettuce wraps. Sounds like a wonderful experience .... except for poor guitargirl having to pay. :(

Your running commentary Luke had me there already..I could envision everything you were describing.....thank you for sharing that experience with us. One never knows what we will find if only we are willing to take a chance and look :=)

Nah, Raluca didn't pay. There were eleven of us in all, big crowd. She did buy me an elephant ear, though. And a gourmet lollipop. *grins*

Oh, and Keith, saw your original avatar on a billboard or two out here. Is it some company logo or advertising campaign? Or are you just that famous?

really? .. their royalty checks have not cleared the bank .. (*calls lawyer*)

Well if were gonna eat cows and pigs, I know some people who would make a great dish. Does our intellegence keep us off the chopping block? I doubt it. I'm sure there are scientists who would have plenty to say in regards to cannablism and why we apparently abhor it. Someone should write a book called "Cannabalism in the 21st Century". I am a vegetarian, so meat in general is a unappealing idea to me. But it I do think it's funny that Luke posted this. It could be a new form of sato masachism, called Eat Me. With an age reqirement of 21+. It probably already exists, yuck!!..........What is this world coming to? (LOL)................happy dining

Human beef jerky....really expensive, and in small quantities..it could work. More of a: "I ate human!" =S

I remember when this was in the news .. so I googled for it ... enjoy, you sickos

German Cannibal Trial Opens in Complexity

Manslaughter verdict for cannibal

I tried my best to make this a fun and lighthearted thread .. but, noooooooooo, we can't have THAT, can we ..

google-search

;o) <----- smilie

I was trying to be light hearted! Perhaps my attempts need to be so are still too serious. I try!

(*gulp*) .. I wasn't referring to YOU, maam

I seem to have forgotten my smilie

Lol, if you took my beef jerky comment for real...just to clear it up...lol...i was not serious

Thanx K, good to know!! I can tend to be a little serious and forward with my opinions (which could annoy people) so perhaps I'm a bit paranoid.

Well, we can't forgive you, sorry. The only option left is for you to be eaten by us. Keith, where do you want to have the barbeque? Anybody want to bring some fancy marinating sauce?

Keith, of course you forgot your smilie ! Curt ripped them from you !

Luke, if this idea catches on perhaps a few other caedes members might be added to the menu...such as:

Luckycharmz
Buttersweet
Egggray
Tealeaves
Sweetchild
DrPepper89
Artichoke

and maybe even,

ppigeon.....just to name a few.

Not DrPepper89, she's a friend of mine. The rest can go. *grins*

I believe that is Art E.Choke.

ppigeon ccould bbe aa ppotential mmeal bbut nnot eenough tto ggo aaround.

hehe, you're right about that Jerry and there's only ONE ppigeon...I'll see what else I can drum up.:Pat.

Well here's a few more 'h'orderves' for your guests…

kumquat976

sugarpill007

tacovender

orangejulius

chickndawg

And in case of indigestion this one might come in handy…

MedicineMan

don't forget Moolicious! *GRIN*

Tacovender may work...would mean he/she has many many tacos. It all depends on what or who the tacos are made of.

Oh, so I'm without internet for five days and everybody forgets there deep, inner cannibalistic impulses? Remember your ancestors and their lessons! Now...when we gonna have this barbeque?

I've been craving Applebee's Boneless Buffalo Wings with Honey Barbeque sauce. Anybody know what part of the buffalo that comes from? Is their a human equivalent?

Yes there is.

and the funny thing is, it tastes like chicken :P

So you tried it?

buffalo wings, yeah! they actually taste nothing like buffalo..go figure...

I think recycling is good. Remember the movie Soylent Green? Remember the secret is in the sauce....

lmao..scroll up..i made that reference here a while back

Buffalo wings....dopey....they are made in Buffalo....everyone knows Buffalos don't have wings...at least I have never seen any that did.

Maybe you need to go to more state parks and nature reserves.

oh c'mon jerry...i know robots take everything literally...but..just consider...you've never seen buffalos with wings because they're already in a plate with hot sauce, bleu cheese, and crudite'

Mmmmmm crudite....I would grow wings for that.

is there anyone that ISSS actuallly 'for' cannibalism? Or at least that would openly admit it?hm

Yeah...Rob will admit it. Maybe Curt too.

not exactly sure how to take that....but i'd have to draw the line at similarities between curt and myself, thank you very much

I'm sorry Rob...I don't know what I was thinking...apparently I wasn't. But you would make stew out of him wouldn't you?

Well, I did innitially write an essay in favor of it.

Good grief we have a cannibal amongst us...some of our members should change their usernames before Luke starts eyeing them as potential appetizers...if someone goes missing around here I know who the culprit was, lol.

*dabs the corner of his mouth with a napkin* maybe you know...and maybe you don't ;-)

I knew it! You can't trust a guy who wears sunglasses and takes pictures of himself in a truck. Do you want to tell us about your childhood?

well i'd refer you to members of the community, family, etc..but they're sort of busy right now (burp) oh sorry that was uncle al...he was a peppery sort...

Erp...I had to ask.