That bike is fairly new! The poor owner will get a shock when he returns. Here recently one guy had the nerve to saw the chain on a bike outside the police station but was caught although he claimed it was his bike!
Saw this one on Facebook as well. This is one of those newsworthy shots. While not as artistic as most of your stuff, it's good for a smile. Did you consider dropping in some sea gulls?
You can ride one!...can't yer!