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“You're travelling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind; a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Twilight Zone!”
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
Half the people you know are below average.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time”. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates.
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
What's another word for Thesaurus?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Stephen Wright, quotes
Philip Glass Piano Etude No 9 & No 20, Maki Namekawa
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