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Uploaded: 01/28/07 11:54 PM GMT
Con Artist
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Here we have a Sparrow parsing words better than Bill Clinton in an effort to get a bully Starling to consider moving on. Let's listen in on this Con Artist in action ...

"Hey big fella ... No lie ... There's a guy named Muggsy behind that window down there just itchin' to "SHOOT" any bird that comes near those feeders ... Sometimes he likes to "CAPTURE" birds and bring them to the "PAIN SHOP" or is it Paint Shop ... I never can remember. Anyway ... you're never the same after being there. I had a friend get "BLOWN UP" in there and another wound up "CLONED" ... Nasty business. Don't say I didn't warn you!

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::egggray
01/29/07 12:48 AM GMT
Great story John, and a wonderful capture of these 2 birds together. And you got them both in focus which is very hard to do. That Starling is amazing, one landed on my deck today, so colorful. I love this post.
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"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get" Forrest Gump...kinda relates to photograghy
::LynEve
01/29/07 12:56 AM GMT
Great picture :) and I just love your story. Smiles all the way :)
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The question is not what you look at, but what you see ~ Marcel Proust
::fogz
01/29/07 7:51 AM GMT
hilarious narrative John lol! and a beautiful capture! Patti
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.jackygroen
01/29/07 8:59 AM GMT
The narrative as well as the perfect capture are simply priceless John:)) I really love this !!
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Jacky
.viking_boy
01/29/07 12:16 AM GMT
It's the sharpening that always gives me fits.
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All comments are appreciated. Constructive criticism is greatly appreciated.
.s0050463
01/29/07 12:23 AM GMT
Haha, Lol, great story John and agais such a sharpness! Fantastic shot!
Nick
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::Dunstickin
01/29/07 1:26 PM GMT
heh heh heh!...Love it John....You got a mind like mine!...People call me 'Daft as a Brush'?...whatever that means.....same applies to you now!......At least you didn't name them after Gregg n' Me?......
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.Ramad
01/29/07 1:43 PM GMT
And the Starling said :"Listen you DITHERING pipsqueak! I'll PASTE you and then I'll SKEW you and FLIP you horizontal and vertical and I'll CROP your head off. No Muggsy is gonna get me!" - You have a great sense of humour, John, Dr. Dolittle. From today you are on my list of favourites!
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All that glitters is not gold.
.alexis518
01/29/07 2:19 PM GMT
Great image, John. Love starting my day with a chuckle, thanks!
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We make a living by what we get; but we make a life by what we give.
.timvdb
01/29/07 2:29 PM GMT
Hi John,
This is an excellent image, I like how the sun reflects on the black's feathers.
I enjoyed the story.

Thanks for sharing
Tim
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Keep up The Good Work
::Anita54
01/29/07 2:32 PM GMT
What a great post John and the writeup sure brings smiles today. The clarity of these two is amazing and it's perfection all around. Thanks for this one.
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I'm in and out of here a lot but seem to have little time to comment. So, know that I enjoy your work and hope you have a happy day ;) Anita
::zippee
01/29/07 3:01 PM GMT
I LOVE the narration!!! Too funny! The clarity and composition are great too. Thanks for the laugh.
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::cynlee
01/30/07 4:03 AM GMT
What a great pair those two make! You have a way with words yourself!
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You will be led to the knowledge of the internal things which are invisible to you, by the external things which you see before you. . . . Even so then, we can represent to ourselves in thought the Author of all that is, by contemplating and admiring the (visible) things which He has made, and ever brings into being. - Hermes
.scorpie
01/30/07 8:26 PM GMT
So glad I got to give this a 10, fabulous capture as always.
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::foofoo
01/31/07 12:45 AM GMT
I don't think that Starling is going to budge no matter what this Sparrow tells it John LOL. Cute narrative to this and a great capture as well.Nicely composed.
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I'm having trouble receiving my PMs right now- Don't know what the problem is????. Hopefully it will be straightened out soon-Sorry :(
::PatAndre
01/31/07 6:57 AM GMT
I am getting worried about you Muggsy my dear. Now, your birds are talking. What is next? Great capture. The detail on that Starling is magnificent.
Pat
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::dutch_postings
02/03/07 10:35 PM GMT
Oh man.. one of your best in the bird series sofar... the blue softfocus background does let those birds stand out in a perfect way, the image is sooo incredible sharp, that i hardly can believe you shot this one through glass (as mentioned in your narative) The composition is as you would wish, but never get, but you managed it !
The sharpness of the beak of the left bird looks leathal, but i believe this shape is made for fruits only.
What a shot John .. a 10/10 would not be enough.
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::ww2spitfire
02/04/07 12:30 AM GMT
Priceless, this is simply a fantastic composition with a hilarious narrative. :o)))
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::Hottrockin
02/05/07 10:58 PM GMT
~found on FI and had to comment~

Hahaha!! A grand shot mate!! Excellent narrative too, you gonna take up writing someday?!?! 8~O
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.Truitje
02/17/07 8:26 PM GMT
Fantastic picture
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Be great in litle things.
.soosool
02/22/07 10:42 PM GMT
Great name and story! I laughed, literally! AND, I really needed a good laugh right this moment... So, THANKS.
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Time is not money; it's life. Enjoy it.
.LANJOCKEY
05/07/07 9:22 AM GMT
Hello John...This is a nice capture of the two birds together...I am having a quiet chuckle about your nice story..Its good stuff...We all need to smile...Well done...All the best...Mick.
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.robtrapp47
03/26/08 2:36 PM GMT
My wife refuses to remove this from her desktop. I've reversed it just for a change of scenery.
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