" 'Cmon, it's over two thousand years now and I'm still in this dump. What ever happened to getting out early by way of good behavior? First they take off my legs, then my arms. If only I knew where they are then maybe, just maybe, I can escape!! The back of my head is getting hot again, must be gettin' near three o'clock. Maybe they'll turn me around for another forty years or so. With my luck they'll tell me to stick that idea where the sun don't shine. Oh no!, here comes the warden for my bi-centennial mug shot! Easy with the flash!!. Not so fast, Rome wasn't built in a day y'no!!"
Nice work :)