I propose a contest in this thread to design a superior placeholder image. I know what you are thinking, the current placeholder has already set too high a standard. Well, don't worry, I assure you that there is room enough for 2 of even 3 such placeholder images on the site. Your's could very well capture 2nd or 3rd place behind the current! What a great opportunity!

Judging will be carried out by myself according to the metric of "best embodiment of placeholder-ness." Just upload your image anywhere and give us a link from this page (the one you are currently reading).