Heres the situation
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::purmusic
12/20/06 10:19 AM
[complain] [message] Mudslinging on the campaign trail ain't got nothin' on this election.
Interview with prospective candidate ... Dave ...
Reporter: "Mr. Dave, it would appear that your political opponent refuses to debate you on the merits of your party's ideology. What do you attribute this to?"
12/20/06 10:43 AM
[edit] [complain] [message] Mr. Me: It has everything to do with our strict policy on worldwide bubblers! They just don't see the nutritional gain with drinking recycled vomit, there's no better refreshment than the sickening feeling you get when drinking vomit. We even have some sponsorship deals involving flavoured vomit and vomit with ads 'printed', or vomited onto it.
It's a compexicated ordeal going on, Mr. opponent hasn't shed any light onto why he hates us so, but can only offer these kind words:
Mr. Opponent: "Shoving crayons up your nose at the age of 3 did you no good"
Mr. Me: Well, i can only rely on you, Mr. Voters, to do you duty and vote ... for me, i promise you all chocolate flavoured vomit in every bubbler at school! You can't lose there :)
Mr. Reporter: O.O, well, there you have it, uhm.. Back to you Tom
12/20/06 10:58 AM
[complain] [message] Meanwhile back at the Opponents' political headquarters ...
Mr. Opponent: "C'mon People !!! We need something here ... I am getting decimated in the public opinion polls !!!"
Campaign Manager for Mr. Opponent: *nervously remarks* "Uh uhh ... Sir, we came up with something that might work and turn the tide in our favour."
Mr. Opponent: "Well, speak man, speak. What is it ?!?! I am getting desperate here !!"
Campaign Manager for Mr. Opponent: "Welll ... how about we point out that vomit is actually a clawback move on Mr. Daves' part to take from the rich and poor and pad his offshore bank account? You know the good ol' mud slinging approach to politics??"
Mr. Opponent: *thinking* ... "Hmm ... that just ... just might work. We need a slogan though ... some sort of sound bite that will resound with the press ... let me think ... let me think ... aha!! Puke is Poop!! Perfect !! Get started on some printed flyers ... we ... we ... just might win this thing after all !!!"
12/20/06 11:20 AM
[edit] [complain] [message] *Crowd cheers... and some boo*
Mr. Me: Yes, i love you all too! But, i'm not here to flatter you all... yet, but here to announce that the opposition has released many a news article and put up flyers about "Puke is Poo".
Although this rhyme is catchy *crowd starts chanting "Puke is Poo"*, my puke is 100% natural, containing no fecal matter whatsoever but.. *thinks to himself: How can i win them over??*
*streaker runs through...*
Psst... Got any ideas on how to woo this crowd?
*homeless man yells* arf ma panties el oplis! Oof meh no.
Great work
*crowd settles*
Mr. Me: I have just been informed about Mr. Opponents intentions! He intends to replace healthy food with steaming piles of baked beans, and wishes us to drown in our own juices, quite an evil plan if look at it from the right perspective... no no not there! up on the roof fools -.-
*crowd starts to murmur and agrees on something*
Mr. Me: One more thing before i leave you all, i insured my foot for a million dollars, just to let you know ;D
*crowd cheers... streaker comes back*
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Seriously now, who do YOU think has a better chance of winning the 'election' (check the young adults only thread)
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::purmusic
12/20/06 10:19 AM
[complain] [message] Mudslinging on the campaign trail ain't got nothin' on this election.
Interview with prospective candidate ... Dave ...
Reporter: "Mr. Dave, it would appear that your political opponent refuses to debate you on the merits of your party's ideology. What do you attribute this to?"
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.speedy_10
12/20/06 10:43 AM
[edit] [complain] [message] Mr. Me: It has everything to do with our strict policy on worldwide bubblers! They just don't see the nutritional gain with drinking recycled vomit, there's no better refreshment than the sickening feeling you get when drinking vomit. We even have some sponsorship deals involving flavoured vomit and vomit with ads 'printed', or vomited onto it.
It's a compexicated ordeal going on, Mr. opponent hasn't shed any light onto why he hates us so, but can only offer these kind words:
Mr. Opponent: "Shoving crayons up your nose at the age of 3 did you no good"
Mr. Me: Well, i can only rely on you, Mr. Voters, to do you duty and vote ... for me, i promise you all chocolate flavoured vomit in every bubbler at school! You can't lose there :)
Mr. Reporter: O.O, well, there you have it, uhm.. Back to you Tom
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::purmusic
12/20/06 10:50 AM
[complain] [message] Tom: O.O ... *times passes in the studio* ... *cut away to commercial*
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::purmusic
12/20/06 10:58 AM
[complain] [message] Meanwhile back at the Opponents' political headquarters ...
Mr. Opponent: "C'mon People !!! We need something here ... I am getting decimated in the public opinion polls !!!"
Campaign Manager for Mr. Opponent: *nervously remarks* "Uh uhh ... Sir, we came up with something that might work and turn the tide in our favour."
Mr. Opponent: "Well, speak man, speak. What is it ?!?! I am getting desperate here !!"
Campaign Manager for Mr. Opponent: "Welll ... how about we point out that vomit is actually a clawback move on Mr. Daves' part to take from the rich and poor and pad his offshore bank account? You know the good ol' mud slinging approach to politics??"
Mr. Opponent: *thinking* ... "Hmm ... that just ... just might work. We need a slogan though ... some sort of sound bite that will resound with the press ... let me think ... let me think ... aha!! Puke is Poop!! Perfect !! Get started on some printed flyers ... we ... we ... just might win this thing after all !!!"
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.speedy_10
12/20/06 11:20 AM
[edit] [complain] [message] *Crowd cheers... and some boo*
Mr. Me: Yes, i love you all too! But, i'm not here to flatter you all... yet, but here to announce that the opposition has released many a news article and put up flyers about "Puke is Poo".
Although this rhyme is catchy *crowd starts chanting "Puke is Poo"*, my puke is 100% natural, containing no fecal matter whatsoever but.. *thinks to himself: How can i win them over??*
*streaker runs through...*
Psst... Got any ideas on how to woo this crowd?
*homeless man yells* arf ma panties el oplis! Oof meh no.
Great work
*crowd settles*
Mr. Me: I have just been informed about Mr. Opponents intentions! He intends to replace healthy food with steaming piles of baked beans, and wishes us to drown in our own juices, quite an evil plan if look at it from the right perspective... no no not there! up on the roof fools -.-
*crowd starts to murmur and agrees on something*
Mr. Me: One more thing before i leave you all, i insured my foot for a million dollars, just to let you know ;D
*crowd cheers... streaker comes back*
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Seriously now, who do YOU think has a better chance of winning the 'election' (check the young adults only thread)