Ok... this thread spawned from my melting mental capacity, due to the humidity outside that is like a clammy glove suffocating my very last breath. (Yes, I'm dramatic... but it's true!)

So... in the same vein as "yo' mamma" jokes... let's see what you can come up with for "I'm so HOT..."

I'll start off...

I'm so HOT that scientists have speculated "Smoosh" is the true cause of global warming!