Say something that sounds really deep...

O..K..

i'll let someone else play teacher this time around..but it's not to be taken literally...

Words are more than the sum of their parts...letters mean much less, literally and emotionally, than a few words...

A well.

The ocean.

The crap willy nelson was in with the IRS

Sooner or later one learns that people don't like to follow rules; the sooner learnt, the better.

It is easy to give words of wisdom to others, yet hard to apply to oneself

Very true.

Here's one...let's assume God really did create the heavens and earth and all that is therein. What's left if He took it all away?

From our point of view, its impossible to say [b/c it would take place in more dimensions than we can comprehend]....but thats why you asked.

There is more than an hour's difference between getting up @ 6:30 in the morning and 7:30 in the morning. *YAWNNNNNNNNN*

I knew no one could answer it and it's so deep yet so simple.

Do unto others, as you would have them do unto you.

That wasn't the answer I was looking for...but a good second choice.

Honestly, I dont believe it can be destroyed...as we know it...Surely everything can go *poof* and go byebye into another, theres no word for this, but I dont believe that the "thing" "space" "where we live inside" can't completly be destroyed. There will be nothing inside it (for example we, planets, starts, everything will be gone), but the place it was contained is still there...not 3d space, i mean like...in other, more, dimensions. But where will all the stuff (like us) go? Well...hmm, I think, but my thinking could change quickly b/c i never think about this stuff....will go, um, we will go somewhere else, into another place, etc...but WE wont know we've gone somewhere else.

Since that was totally confusing...I give up.

It's quite easy. The question was...If in fact God did create the heavens and the earth and all that is therein what is left if He takes it all away? There are only two answers...only one of which is correct.

I'm confused...i think i'm taking it too literally

It's meant to be literal. You are confused...think about it...two answers...one correct.

The two answers are: He didnt create it so he cant take it away...or Nothing?

Close...you got one.

uh uh...night and day?

See why people never understand? They make it far more difficult by adding their need to make it reasonable to them. You got one answer...now what's the other? Think simple.

See why people never understand? They make it far more difficult by adding their need to make it reasonable to them. You got one answer...now what's the other? Think simple.

Nothing and Void...

OK Tim, that's one...what's the other?

He

He who? Go ahead you can say it.

He-who-knows-all? I'm sooooo confused right now.

Nothing, and God.

tim..you cheapo, those are MY two answers!

Despite how hard one works with his own hands, sooner or later, someone else is going to steal that work and claim it as their own, especially if the internet is involved...

I should start using the copyright thing on all my posts. o.O

*Snaps whip* Hey, get this thread back on topic!

You got it Tim...good boy. If God took everything away that He created what would be left?

Answer 1. Nothing (untrue)

Answer 2. God (true)

Now if you want to strip the gears in your head ponder that. The only thing left would be the person of God or better said, just God. Nothing or no one else.

Life is like a merry go round. They both have horses..=P

Deeper meaning?

Uh, digicamman...I do recall I gave the two answers b4 Tim.

Yeah Noah but you had a hard time saying God. What's the problem there?

The Pen is mightier than the sword

Tim's Law - Something always breaks down when you procrastinate...

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heal that has crushed it.
Mark Twain

What? Something remotely deep by Mark Twain?!?

Geez Jerry! Ya don't even know a decent Steven Wright quote when ya hear it? It was meant to be funny. I didn't know you were going to get all serious about it. LMAO! Who woulda thunk it?..=PP

Sorry Larry...I should have known it was Steven Wright...he does give new meaning to a brick shy of a load. I do have my serious moments.

Remember that a puppy isn't just for Christmas. They're delicious all year round.

saw this today… so true… and mf HYSTERICAL

"The human brain starts working the moment you are born and doesn't stop until the 1st time you stand up to speak in public"

Money doesn't buy happiness...at least, not for very long...

You aren't shopping in the right places.

To be or not to be is Not the question.

I don't really have anything philisophical to post...Can I just play in the Unified Hare Krishna All-International Marching Band ...CHING-CHIKKA-CHING-CHIKKA-CHIKKA-CHING-CHING!!

alas, poor yorick may beg to differ.....

Not a very disciplined Marching Band...

my attention immediately turned to the guy in rags...was he
A) a hobo
B) a government plant in a neverending attempt by "the man" to infiltrate
C) Ron looking for yet another photo-op
or
D) all of the above?

I'll pick D.

What ever you stare at, you will always be stared at. <-- I just made it up...lol.

Back on-topic NOW!

hmmm anyone see "the producers"?

♫ it's springtime for hitler...and...timothy....♫

Just who is Phil Osophy anyway? What does he do?

People will abuse any system that isn't theirs, simply because they have no direct ownership of it...

If it weren't for the inherent insanity of life no one would live it.

Thirdeye: I think it's "it's springtime for Hitler...and...Germany..."

I think he was referring to tim? :S

of course it's springtime for hitler and germany...guess you didnt catch on to why i re-phrased it...omg, i was watching that movie for my tenth time when you were still in diapers...

Thats from a movie!? >_> ...is this a movie like, lets say, The Pianist? Or is it more like watching the history channel at 6am.

whew...so much to teach, so little time. "The Producers" was a movie made by Mel Brooks in...66 if i'm not mistaken. The storyline involves two scam artists, the 'producers', who come up with a scheme to have rich people finance "50%" of a musical. The only problem is, they sell this same "50%" to more than two people, and the only way they can avoid getting caught, is for the musical to bomb. They try to come up with the most politically incorrect theme they can. Instead, audiences see it as SO offensive that there's no way to perceive it except for satire...and love it. One of the most offensive numbers is a chorus line praising Adolf Hitler....
and there you have it...by the way, it was recently re-done...

Oh, well, blame my lack of focus. I liked "The Producers" both the Broadway musical and the movie remake.

Now that sounds like a good movie, dispite the fact many ppl find it offensive.

oh noah noah noah
the point was that they were supposed to be offended, and werent. thats part of the comedy...

Ohhhhhh...i knew that....ummm...

Noah ... the original movie The Producers was hilarious.... & the Tony Award winning Broadway adaption was equally so.

Now ... so as to NOT upset Timmy anymore .. ( Tim, hon... you gotta learn to roll with the punches ! ) I give to you this next bit of pithy wisdom .....

AHEM ! *pulls down vest, adjusts sleeves*

Never go to bed mad .... stay up late and plot your revenge !

Thank you, thank you ...*bows*

More hilarious than Monty Pithon and the Holy Grail!? I gotta see that (the producers) movie!

Monty Pithon... isn't that Monty Python's second cousin, twice removed? :oP

LMAOOOOO ... No Curt, sheesh ! Get it right ... Monty Pithon was the owner of Monty's Reptile Park in Sarasota Florida .. before that " unfortunate incident "

Everybody knows THAT

python..same diff.

oh.. sorry, thanks for correcting me lauren. :oP

I am pithing mythelf laughing here...

*puts Sam's feet in a couple of porcelain chamber pots*

there that should keep the mess down a bit.. :o)

*hits Curt with a pith helmet*

Man Curt .... I feel for you hon. That's the piths ....

But... did you know Pith was a real word? All you wanted to know about Pith

Spithy! 8•P

...if only the I and Y were closer together I could call it a typo.

would it be a typo....positive or negative? nyuk nyuk nyuk

*goes to watch TV*

*Rips hair out trying to figure out why such discussions aren't in the proper thread...*

Pulling your own hair out does more bad than good.

Sometimes, to make a point, you must use a faux pas in the worst way imaginable...

I'm not used to this philosophy stuff..people become famous for making 1 liners.

A fox paws ? Wasn't there a spooky story like that ?! Oh yeah ... The Monkey's Paw

kinda sorta

oooh! I think Curt's been lookin for his lucky Monkey's Paw… shall I tell him you found it here? 8•P

oh, that paw monkey! has anyone got PETA's number...? i might call them while chewing on my lamb chop, and sitting in my leather chair

And drinking beer out of your horn stein & smoking out of a horn pipe

No one had better have been makin' wishes on my monkey's paw. It doesn't give em all that well.. Kinda like a Karmic B**** Slap, if ya get my meaning.. hehe

hmmm beginning of thread says... "say something deep".... *cough! hack! cough! ...
*Deep voice... DEEEEEP WATER.. there ya go.. that was something deep.. =D
oh.. isn't that what you meant ... oh well... *looks at this weird looking thing i found.. looks like some kinda paw... here Toby.. want a snack?? lol

.... I wish I may, I wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight...

*POUF*

OMFG ....it worked... I AM thin ! OMG ... I'm a box of spaghetti !

*spaghetti grows limp from all my tears*

ROTFL. Honey… did you forget your meds today? 8•P

Nope ... I took double ! Woo - hoo !

What are you taking and what shady looking 17 year old can I get some from?

Ask Cat.... she knows lots of Shady Characters ! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO