Oakaly Dokaly.

Dead easy!!!!!!!!! (questions is being dead easy)?

> Wats the first thing you do in the morning? <

Mine:

STRETCH!

I punch a pillow consecutively for about 3 minutes before screaming profanities at my alarm clock.

..you?

Let go of some built-up gas?.......ie: farts!

Crawl out of bed and turn on my pc and yep ... another day of 'caedesing' begins. ;o)

i go break my alarm clock...and my cell cos it's also an alarm clock...then...i go back to bed >_>

hmmmm let me see.. whats the first thing I do when I wake up... I open my eyes!!! lol

Well, i take a shower (but thats after i get out of bed...)

Ok, ok ... back up the truck then ... the first thing I do is give my alarm clock the smackdown like Andrew.

Then, it's off to start the kettle for tea ... do not stop ... do not pass go ... there, at the kitchen counter I contemplate the meaning of life as I stare at the kettle.

If awake enough, I think about what I want to eat ... trying to avoid breaking down and going for the quick fix and 'the breakfast of champions,' such as Cookieman. (If I really need a boost I will reach for the 'sugar' content ... maybe the bowl if I am really dragging and just chug a shot or two of brown sugar, lol.)

Read the obits to see if I'm dead or not...then I plan the day from there.

Hit the snooze button… HARD. 8•p

I try to make my brain remember how to turn off my alarm clock. There are mornings when i have to push every single button before i figure it out. Then i roll over and go back t sleep. (dont talk to me when ive just gotten out of bed, you will either get no answer at all or i am very nasty, lol)

wake up with alarm #1, shuffle around for ten minutes, till alarm #2 goes off, flop back into bed, stumble back out as alarm #3 goes off, and then walk around in circles til it's time to leave

Makes sense....three eyes....three alarms.

Today i woke up then realised i had overslept then jumped out of bed now i feel like sh*te!

*reaches for sugar bowl*

today I continually bargained 10 more min w/myself… until my bf's "gm kiss" txt msg got me outta bed. currently I am here instead of doing what I should be doing… getting dressed and running out the friggin door!

wake up and go p :)
grab a coke blak and go to CAEDES....:)

Leaps outa bed, and straight away...begin strenuous exercises, 42 squats, and 35 push-ups!......Then I wake up?.........

Well, let's see...first I mumble several times to my husband, "I'll get up in a minute, then promptly fall back to sleep...finally I tumble outta' bed and with eyes still shut, stagger into the kitchen where I almost trip over the cat who is swirling around my legs looking for breakfast...I then sit in a stupor until I have downed at least two strong cups of coffee at which time I am then able to muster up enough civility in my tone of voice to say goodbye to hubby who is off to work...finally awake, I hop on the 'puter and blissfully enter Caedesia...

today, I turned off my alarm, blissfully thinking that I reste it for a more apropriate time. Of cousre, the song I had in my head kept that from being a reality. "Roll out the Barrel" as sung by the Andrew Sisters.

I get up....go look in the mirror....make a positive identification... and look at my wife and decide whether or not I want to keep on living.

lol... I have that question the very moment I first look into the mirror.

Give it up Curt...you are two faced.

Well today i realised the first time in a good few months I had the bed to myself so i rolled around it for a bit enjoying the peace of no before work exercise. However went down stairs to make my eggs benedict and she'd got up early and nailed my ingrediants. Note saying ''Hope you enjoyed your lie in. I enjoyed the breakfast. Oh im home @ 6.00pm have my tea ready''.

Cheeky bleeder.

SEE - WATS GOOD FOR DINNER THREAD!

She's a real karmic eh?

Aaaarrrggghhh there is that word again. Right wait there.** Karmic Astrology. Your natal astrological chart shows not only your karma (the rewards and lessons from past lives) but also your dharma, the high spiritual path your soul set prior to this incarnation. Free choice will determine how close you get to that path, but first it's useful to know what that path is. Toronto astrologer Richard Brown explains Karmic Astrology, which explores all that and much more! ** So karmic in what pretext?

*waits with bated breath for jerry's answer*

:oP

*has pen and paper at the ready with recorder in hand for the next two ... or more ... contributions to the thread*

It's a crime to get up before the sun does.

*goes to make a petition for classes to start later*

Throw the &%*&# alarm clock across the room!

Personally I think it's a crime that the sun gets up when it does.

Hey guy, give it a rest, will ya?

Wonders how Dan knew that my bedroom walls are pockmarked where several alarms have met their demise. He's physics I tell ya. I mean psychotic ... hey, you know what I mean here ... been a lonnnnng day. :oP

lol, poor les.

The answer Curt was waiting for.....Richard Brown is quite simply deceived.

Hmm ... sorry Jerry ... as tempted as I am to puzzle this one out ... I can't think at the moment. (Yeah, yeah ... I hear you ... "at the moment Les?" lololol.)

Oh wait ... I gotz it now. *blushes a very innocent colour of red* <---- which so happens to match, quite nicely, my bloodshot eyes atm.

I'm all about colour coordinating my wardrobe and various body parts. Saw the trend at the winter fashion previews in Milan. Ok, now ... back on topic ...

Omg ... it's early, early morning ... and why am I awake? Or at least I think I am ... if I am not ... you guys need to find someone elses' dreams to muck about in. >:o/

Wat time is it?

"itttttt's CLOBBERIN TIME" (for the record, i'm a fan of the character in the comic book, but the movie was awful)

I have no idea what just happened.

O.o

Oh oh ... Sus misses the *caedesian class on her schedule just once and is lost with the current discourse.

Don't worry ... I took notes. Here ya go. :o)

She doesn't read Canadian.

neither do they... :P
(well, technically canadians DONT read canadian... so i'm not wrong)

I will leave this up to Les for rebuttle...I'm sure he has something veeeeeeeeeeeeery loooooooooooong to say to you.

hmmm, well it's getting cold out, so it might be a wee bit shorter ;-)

This morning I woke at 5.00am. Not good as I could not go back to sleep. I hate that. I really really do. Im off to ZAP some cows and sheep. ZAP -> MEEERRRR / ZAP -> MMMOOOAAARRRHGGGHH. Thats better!

"Wee" being the operative word here, Curt. :oP

Yes, nothing like some cow and sheep zapping therapy to set one right again ... well, that and some sleep would be nice, too. Me three ... me three Nik.

I think I am grumpy ... watch out people ... you have been forewarned. *ouchies* Heyyy! Nik! Enough with the cattle prod, eh? I'm awake now!

It's not a cattle prod son!

Lay in bed and plan the day out. Then I put on the coffee and get the paper.

You never mentioned getting dressed....and you go out and get the paper....what was that address again? Just kidding Clay.

Woke up realised it was not the Saturday mornings I have come to love in the 27 years of my existance. Gutted.

Bad day? Can you share? Do we want to know? Will we care?

Nope just a bad morning. However today I feel as fresh as a daisy. Atkins breakfast tuna olive oil light mayo with sweetcorn and fresh peas with greeen salad. Feel all vitamined & proteined up. Time to go get some new clients for my business.

Uh ... Nik ... you got some green stuff between your teet ... Nik?

Nutz, missed him. I am sure he will notice before his appointments. I mean, really ... what's the big deal? So, you have half a head of lettuce greens hanging from your incisors ... probably get a chuckle out of your prospects. You know, show them that you are human.

He's doomed.

He's a sick puppy anyway...eating tuna for breakfast....erp.

Thats the difference between being successfull and being a sheep.........! Ever heared about CATHODIC PROTECTION?

yeah it's what bishops provide to errant priests... ohhh, you said cathodic...nevermind..

It's ok fella. Lets see just how sharp Digi's tool really are.

I don't need any structures protected nor myself.

Sheesh...I'm hanging these threads like crazy...I be da man!

Fair enough albeit it is a small electrical charge run through (and here's the key) a metal structure. In your case Digi your metal frame to stop corrosion. Just a lil helpfull hint. Im good like that. xx

I appreciate your help.