I'd start off with watching all the star trek episodes...then go take some pics in random places...then become lvl 126 in rs...and umm, memorize everything on wikipedia...thats it.
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Meanwhile, inside his rather empty head, his 2 voices argue about what to do while he goes to bed ...
Voice 1: We must get Jac to explode! (3 times :P)
Voice 2: No, she doesn't spontaneously combust like other people >:\
Voice 1: There MUST be a way!
Voice 2: But what to do
Matt Damon: Matt Damon!
Voice 1 & 2: O.O
DJ Elph (no i didn't make him up): Let's get this party started!
*Music starts playing, 100's of other people pop up outta no-where*
Meanwhile, outside of his belated mind, Dave is very troubled while dreaming
Watch out, Russel Crowe has a phone!
*wakes up sweating*
O ... M ... G!!!
(>^..^)>
*pants heavily*
I think i'm turning into a dog ... this ... this just might work
*starts planning on how to overthrow the evil Jac le Ossie*
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I'd invent the virus that creates zombies so that I can spend my time having fun killing zombies (did I just say that out loud)...Wait, Jacq already had zombie roo troubles...dammit woman, you beat me to the punch!
Ok...ummm...I'd invent a way to take ALL the spoiled pampered Paris Hilton's of the world, make them lose all their money and toys and have to work at McD's and wear WalMart brand clothing...meanwhile, all of their things I took would actually (for once) go to good causes (buying a wear it once, 20k dress for a party with Puffy is NOT a good cause)...like feeding the hungry, or stopping domestic violence, or finding REAL cures for cancer and AIDS and all those crappy diseases
Yea, that makes sense. Oh god... I hate Paris Hilton... they should take her dog into care, give her to a loving home. That poor dog... I hate all these people who use animals as fashion. It just isn't fair!
I have a thing against Paris...one, because no one should be that pampered and spoiled while most of us work very hard to provide for our families...and two...I loathe stupidity, and DANG is that girl dumb!!!
Just to ask... when you said story time... were you talking about the fantasy... because I just got the details... I don't particularly wanna repeat them.