With the season upon us, I decided I'd start a new business.

For the price of One Cookie, I will anonymously (or not, your choice) deliver a Smooch-a-gram™ to the person of your choice. You may select from the following options:

1) Romantic - Given with a single white or red rose
2) Friendly - A smooch on the cheek just to say "I'm glad I know you"
3) Lipstick Stain on the Collar - *wink wink* Hey baby… let's go make out in the voting booth

Send me a PM with your choice and recipient, and you'll receive a confirmation message when your Smooch-a-gram™ has been delivered. 8•)

P.S. A Certificate of Health will be provided upon request. 8•P

LOL.... oh boy that could start some great rumours... lmao..

What ? No joke smooches ? I was really looking forward to some smooches & then a splash of water from the plastic flower in your lapel... *cries*

Well DUR… all you gotta do is tell me that's the one you want!

And omg… how is 2 hours later and I have not one request? SLACKERS!

fishing for compliments is so last century Cat - you know that :-)

*Hands Cat a case of chap-stick*

Here you may need this if you're going to smootching a lot of people. Wouldn't want your lips to dry out and get cracked. :o)

Silly Phil. I'm not fishing for compliments… I'm fishing for CUSTOMERS! So far I've had a grand total of one. My cookie acquiring scheme isn't going very well here…

well i dont need mine to be anonymous...i just need someone to catch them as they run...
cat- you get a kiss and a spanking
lauren gets a kiss, a big hug, and some godiva's
terri- gets a kiss and some croc-away
jacq gets a kiss and a baseball bat to fend off that zombieroo
curt gets a kiss and a goosin' on the tush
les...well les gets the cookies, so i'll have a hard time paying you cat...and les gets a wet willy instead of a kiss (les likes swirlies too)

and cat, i think you get the idea of how i want my valentinee's handed out...my arm is killinn me and mty pain pills havre me loopy (but aren't helping much with the pain) so get to the goosin' and razzberrring, and huggin and kissing and all...i prmise to hook you up cookiews later

Why doesn't anyone fish for FISH anymore? It's all customers these days...

And also, most people want the cookies for themselves... oh well.

Who can I sent a lil' smoochie to then... nobody without Richard getting jealous.

so that would be a bunch of #3's? okie doke!

Umm.. I'm going to need a wet-nap here please.. :oP

Jenn… Your Smooch-a-gram™s have been delivered!

Jenn you crazy woman... thanks for the basball bat and the smooch... lol..

Thanks Cat & Jen!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Smooooches back at ya's.....

A very gentle smooooooooch back at Jenn..... cuz she's fragile right about now.

Love it just got one and thanks such a cute idea.

WHAT!! someone here gave lil ol' me a smooch?? *sighs long n loud* Golly, guess I'll repay them with a wedgie(for gettin my collar stained) when I see them in the voting booth..=D Thanks for the delivery Cat...and have a nice V-day...

well .. I. uh .. I got about 10 of 'em .. not that I was counting or anything

in fact .. I'm too pooped to putt right now .. scrubbing lipstick stains off my collar in case the girl waiting at home isn't the girl who sent them ... well, I'm sure you know how THAT is

gotta go .. the rinse cycle is almost done

10!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wow your harem must have been busy today... lol.. *pssst you know sending them to yourself dont count... lmao...

Bah.. naw... that's about that number I sent. :oP

Well ... I don't want to play one-upmanship here ... ok ... I won't. :oP

Big, big, big ... big, humungous, huge, wet kiss to the brains (and beauty) behind this enterprise.

Danke most thoughtful feline. :o)

*starts a genealogy search on Cat's ancestry to see if the surname 'Hoover' enters the tree anywhere* :oP

Awwwwwww thankies go to the sweeeeeeet smoocheroooonies I got from a certain somebody......any more offers? What a luscious idea you have here Cat...thankies..>V

Golleeee PJ! Thanks ever so much...I just don't know what to say...I'm dumbfounded even though some say I'm that way all the time. Thanks again.

Pj...thanks so much! How sweet of you to think of me. And thanks Cat for delivering it. Happy Valentine Day to you both!

Wowie PJ that was some 'smacker' you sent....It put Wor-Lass into touch!.....*Any More* I can take a 'boat-load' of them!......Thank you Cat, for the delivery!....Had to hide the shirt from *Er Indoors?*....Kept it under my side of the bed!!.....

***SWEETEST VALENTINE TO YOU BOTH***......'With Chocolates and Flowers'

Many Thanks for the message and thanks to Cat for delivering the same.

Happy V-Day everyone and thank you for all the smooches and to Cat for delivering them.

Thanks for those lovely smootches, what a sweet idea on V-day:) and thanks Cat for your kind delivery !! Happy V-day everyone

I'm blushing! Honestly - at my age! ;+) Thanks to a Pretty Jolly special person! Happy Valentine's Day to you all!

thanx you both for this smootches, I am blushing and flattered really great idea and a happy Valentine day for your both too:)) and thax PJ for sending one to me:))

thanx you both for this smootches, I am blushing and flattered really great idea and a happy Valentine day for your both too:)) and thanx PJ for sending one to me:))

*hands Cat a wet-nap, and sets out a extra box on the counter*

Thank you. :)

Happy Valentines Day, Cat !

*Hands Cat a box of coconut macaroons*
*smiles*

Yay! 8•D

Happy Smoochie Day everyone!

Thanks for this one animaniactoo....it's been great fun and thanks to all who came here.... sent me a smoochie.....you know who you are...*blush* :)PJ

Ok guys, I just had my V-Day, and now I appear to have a lovebite on my neck.

Hicky. Whatever you want to call it. To me, it is a lovebite.

My parents don't seem to have noticed it yet, of course, they didn't know that Richard's parents were not as his house like they thought. They were on a two day holiday in another part of England. And they thought that my parents knew. But they didn't. And so now I have to wear my hair down for a week, and try not to flick it back like I usually do.

ARGH.

But anyways, nothing to do with anything. Hope you all had a good V-Day guys!

animaniactoo

This was a cool idea indeed. I was having somewhat of a difficult day/night, come online here, and wow, I had a smooch-a-gram waiting for me. It truly made my night. Yeah, I'm easy to please. And to the person who sent it to me-

thank you! you know who you are.

Also, thanks for coming up with the idea animaniactoo.

Michael.

Yeah, Haunting and I were all alone on V-Day. I feel sorry for him though, he cant have any apriicot beer. Poor lil guy.