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Q:If someone runs from McDonalds all the way to Burger King, how many smoothies does he encounter along the way??
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A: Shfifty five ;]]]]
Q: If you're combing your hair with a seashell, but it falls apart, how many piles of cowdung will you find in your bedroom?
Q: If you're combing your hair with a seashell, but it falls apart, how many piles of cowdung will you find in your bedroom?
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run, run, as fast as you can :]
A: Not enough.
Q: If Billy takes Adam's apples, and then kicks him, how much cinnamon will it take to flavour those apples?
Q: If Billy takes Adam's apples, and then kicks him, how much cinnamon will it take to flavour those apples?
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"Most artists go to new places you've never been to before and say, "If you stay in the exact position, look at this, and focus on this, this is what you'd see." That's fine, but I prefer artists that go to normal places you've probably been to and say "If you were to go in this exact position, look at this and focus on this, and then sniff thi and let the hallucinations come and go, this is what you'd see.""
A: At least 100 teaspoons, if not more.
Q: When walking down the street, you see an angry man with a knife. You ask him what's wrong. He says "nothing, but i wanna stab you."
Your reply is "mmkay, stab me."
Although that's a stupid reply, he goes to stab you. BUt stops.
What's the reason he wants to st a b you? x333
Q: When walking down the street, you see an angry man with a knife. You ask him what's wrong. He says "nothing, but i wanna stab you."
Your reply is "mmkay, stab me."
Although that's a stupid reply, he goes to stab you. BUt stops.
What's the reason he wants to st a b you? x333
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run, run, as fast as you can :]
A: UM MAYBE BECAUSE U WERE HAVING A SIGN THAT SAID I AM STUPID
Q: How many dogs does it take to wash a cat?
Q: How many dogs does it take to wash a cat?
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~Elastica~
A: The number of cats it takes to wash a dog divided by 2
Q: How many roads must a man walk down before Cats devour his wife?
Q: How many roads must a man walk down before Cats devour his wife?
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A: The same number as there are seas that a white dove must sail before she sleeps in said Cats.
Q: If the moon is much farther away than the Earth, how many fish can you fit into a twelve by twelve by ten foot room??
Q: If the moon is much farther away than the Earth, how many fish can you fit into a twelve by twelve by ten foot room??
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"If I dream I shall be real, or really myself..." Robert Penn Warren
A: if Gemma assumes each fish is one cubic foot exactly (some strange looking fish) the answer is... feet.
Q: if Peter picked a pickled pepper... where on EARTH did he pick it from?!?!
Q: if Peter picked a pickled pepper... where on EARTH did he pick it from?!?!
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"When I paint blue it does not mean sky. When I paint green it does not mean grass." - Claude Monet
A: Peter picked a pickled pepper from Peters pick pocketing pal Paul
Q: How did Peter Pick a pickled pepper from Peters pick pocketing pal Paul?
Q: How did Peter Pick a pickled pepper from Peters pick pocketing pal Paul?
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A: He's a rogue spy, he can do anything.
Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Light travels faster than sound.
That's why some people appear bright
until you hear them speak.
A: About 3.8 cords of wood give or take a splinter or two.
Q: If i have a large pizza and eat 4 slices, then give Mary
2 slices. How many mugs of beer's left in the keg?????
Q: If i have a large pizza and eat 4 slices, then give Mary
2 slices. How many mugs of beer's left in the keg?????
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Mama! took my Kodachrome away??
Now all the world's
in B&W
A: I ate the keg!!! >:D
Q: How long would it take you to jump across the pacific ocean if each jump covered a distance of 73.18cm? Keeping in mind that a monkey is trying to devour you.
Q: How long would it take you to jump across the pacific ocean if each jump covered a distance of 73.18cm? Keeping in mind that a monkey is trying to devour you.
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ALL MY WORK IS NOW AT photobucket and i spend all my time at SpawnPoint, forum for gamers.
A: you would be across the pacific ocean by Dave o'clock, which is approximately the time where said monkey pickpockets the pope
Q: How many popes does it take to eat said monkey?
Q: How many popes does it take to eat said monkey?
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A: More than 5, but slightly less than 3.\
Q: If my burp can propel objects with a velocity of 8291 m/s, how loud would my burp be underwater whilst eating an apple?
Q: If my burp can propel objects with a velocity of 8291 m/s, how loud would my burp be underwater whilst eating an apple?
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ALL MY WORK IS NOW AT photobucket and i spend all my time at SpawnPoint, forum for gamers.
A: it is now cellulite! :) {eeeeek}
Q : Why do only the mates of one's favorite socks get eaten by the washing machine gnomes?
Q : Why do only the mates of one's favorite socks get eaten by the washing machine gnomes?
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Hey there Mister Madman, wat'cha know that I don't know
Tell me some crazy stories, let me know who runs this show
Glassy-eyed and laughing, he turns and walks away
Tell me what made you that way
A: washing machine gnomes only abide by a simple principle of newtons 4th law. every sock eaten must have one sock left behind. this simple prinicple leads us to believe gnomes are wising up and eating both socks before cats devour jimmy's intestines.
Q: is 3 really a number or a figment of my imagination magnified into everyone elses mind
Q: is 3 really a number or a figment of my imagination magnified into everyone elses mind
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A: Tomato
Q: Why am i freinds with Tommy?
Q: Why am i freinds with Tommy?
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Its funny how a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs.
A: Tomato
Q: If McDonalds food can be fatal, why are they still in business?
Q: If McDonalds food can be fatal, why are they still in business?
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A: the same reason why Bush was relected .. people love poison
Q: If a dog snarls, but wags it's tail.. is it only kidding?
Q: If a dog snarls, but wags it's tail.. is it only kidding?
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Please, even if you don't visit my gallery, check out my "Faves".I've left them intact since day "1", and would like it if every image there got the attention they deserved.
A: No. because when quantum changes occur it is always three o'clock in the morning and therefore it's too late to yell, "Incoming!"
Q: If winding roads seem to beckon you, how close is infinity?
Q: If winding roads seem to beckon you, how close is infinity?
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"If I dream I shall be real, or really myself..." Robert Penn Warren
A: 26 miles thataway
Q:just a hypothetical, what if one day a serial killer came into your house brandishing a knife and demanding a nice cup of tea. being the nice person you are you give this man the tea and wait on his response. his response isn't a happy one, and so lunges at you.
i think you know that the question is...
what is the square root of seven
Q:just a hypothetical, what if one day a serial killer came into your house brandishing a knife and demanding a nice cup of tea. being the nice person you are you give this man the tea and wait on his response. his response isn't a happy one, and so lunges at you.
i think you know that the question is...
what is the square root of seven
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A black mamba, of course.
Why do I feel like the "morning after" when there was no night before?
Why do I feel like the "morning after" when there was no night before?
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A. Because a wood chuck can't chuck wood.
Q. Marilyn Manson comes to your house & wants to borrow your sexiest Prom dress but he looks terrible in coral so why is there a donkey in the church ?
Q. Marilyn Manson comes to your house & wants to borrow your sexiest Prom dress but he looks terrible in coral so why is there a donkey in the church ?
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I've got amnesia & deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before ! ......CLICK TO SAVE LIVES !
.......MY GALLERY
because he's hard of heard and thought the song said
"jackass he jump and pray, let him pray, let him pray"
Q:Is earwax better baked, broiled or fried?
"jackass he jump and pray, let him pray, let him pray"
Q:Is earwax better baked, broiled or fried?
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Please, even if you don't visit my gallery, check out my "Faves".I've left them intact since day "1", and would like it if every image there got the attention they deserved.
A: actually it tastes really good if you put it in a Subway sandwich
Q: Why is Led Zeppelin so good when a Led Zeppelin wouldn't be good because it is a Led Zeppelin?
Q: Why is Led Zeppelin so good when a Led Zeppelin wouldn't be good because it is a Led Zeppelin?
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Its funny how a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs.
A: because moss grows thick on a Keith Richards.
Q: If the white knight is talking backwards and the red Queen is off her head, what time is it in Washington DC?
Q: If the white knight is talking backwards and the red Queen is off her head, what time is it in Washington DC?
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"If I dream I shall be real, or really myself..." Robert Penn Warren
A: Dunno. Go ask Alice.
Q: Should I have a bottle in front of me, or a frontal lobotomy??
Q: Should I have a bottle in front of me, or a frontal lobotomy??
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A. It's Halloween !
Q. No, says who ?
Q. No, says who ?
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I've got amnesia & deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before ! ......CLICK TO SAVE LIVES !
.......MY GALLERY
A: Go ask Bill. I think he'll know.
Q: If you eat blueberry pancakes on Thursday morning, what were the good ole boys drinkin'?
Q: If you eat blueberry pancakes on Thursday morning, what were the good ole boys drinkin'?
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"If I dream I shall be real, or really myself..." Robert Penn Warren
ARRRRGGGHHHH!!! Yet another double post....
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"If I dream I shall be real, or really myself..." Robert Penn Warren
A: Pond scum with a twist?
Q: Does simultaneously electrocuting two dragonflies affect the time-space continuum?
Q: Does simultaneously electrocuting two dragonflies affect the time-space continuum?
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A: Only when you draw to an inside straight.
Q: If cats and dogs live together, why is there air?
Q: If cats and dogs live together, why is there air?
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"If I dream I shall be real, or really myself..." Robert Penn Warren
A: You're Gnomebody 'til Somebody Loves You..
(the kids will never get this one...)
Why are we in such a hurry to be older when we're young?
(the kids will never get this one...)
Why are we in such a hurry to be older when we're young?
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Because we got caught in a traffic jam and repeatedly asked "are we there yet".
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
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Best wide-angle lens? Two steps backward. Look for the 'ah-ha'. Ernest Haas
A: Monkey?
Q: Who am i???
Q: Who am i???
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Its funny how a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs.
A: Checkmate!
Q: If I drive 10 miles south in a driving rain, then drive 700 miles in the Sahara Desert, how many eggs does a crocodile lay at six in the morning on July 15th?
Q: If I drive 10 miles south in a driving rain, then drive 700 miles in the Sahara Desert, how many eggs does a crocodile lay at six in the morning on July 15th?
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"If I dream I shall be real, or really myself..." Robert Penn Warren
A: For a fortnight.
Q: What do you get if you substitute shaving cream for meringue on a lemon pie?
Q: What do you get if you substitute shaving cream for meringue on a lemon pie?
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A: Les with a nice clean shave.
Q: If a cow laughs real hard, does milk skit out its nose?
Q: If a cow laughs real hard, does milk skit out its nose?
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Best wide-angle lens? Two steps backward. Look for the 'ah-ha'. Ernest Haas
A.) And said "what a good boy am I !"
B.) If the moonshine in George Bush's pocket sang Yankee Doodle why did the fruit fly ?
B.) If the moonshine in George Bush's pocket sang Yankee Doodle why did the fruit fly ?
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I've got amnesia & deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before ! ......CLICK TO SAVE LIVES !
.......MY GALLERY
A: Because Caramello koala told it to
Q: If i am scared when i eat an apple and there is a giant lemon inside when i am riding a dinasaur wearing a sombrero and only wearing a slinky. What fear is that?
Q: If i am scared when i eat an apple and there is a giant lemon inside when i am riding a dinasaur wearing a sombrero and only wearing a slinky. What fear is that?
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Its funny how a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs.
A: walrus o'clock
Q:if nine is a magic number... why do i love watching M*A*S*H
Q:if nine is a magic number... why do i love watching M*A*S*H
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A: A white-rumped sandpiper said so.
Q: If I push the red button, not the blue one, when will the balloons stop migrating?
Q: If I push the red button, not the blue one, when will the balloons stop migrating?
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"If I dream I shall be real, or really myself..." Robert Penn Warren
A:They will never stop and they will continue to migrate until i eventually get tired of typing and basically just give up. The answer to your question is the answer to my question...
Q:When will the world just finally give up and turn around to see the other worlds and plow straight through them?
Q:When will the world just finally give up and turn around to see the other worlds and plow straight through them?
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Its funny how a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs.
IE:
Q: How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of an aeroplane?
A: Over nine thousand >8UUU
and then the answerer replies with a stupid question. Gets a stupid answer. Answerer asks a stupid question.
It's a neverending line of stupidity.