<add on to the story as it goes along> Once upon a time, there a was a beutifully colored parrot named Sqawks. He lived in the depths of the jungle. He would always find these bananas floating around in the air, and every once in a while, he would watch the two apes come around and grab them. Sqawks had heard from his best friend, a spider named Squider, that their names were Donkey and Diddy Kong...
One day sqawks decided to talk to the two apes, so he flew up to them and said hello, but the apes didn't seem to hear him. He tried again, and again but each time they seemed not to hear him, they only continued to grab the banana's. So he flew away to his favorite branch to think of a plan to get donkey and diddy's attention........
Sqawks decided to collect all the left behind peels from donkey and diddy's banana's. When he finnally collected enough, he worked for weeks to cunstruct a huge banana. Finnally he hung the banana from a tree and waited for the apes to walk by...
As the apes walked by, Squawks pushed the gigantuous banana out of the tree and it fell, and in less than a second, Diddy Kong was lying on the ground with a concussion. Donkey Kong, enfuriated at the parrot's malicious attack on his friend, suddenly picked up a large barrel and....
the label on that barrel read "TNT". as Donkey threw the barrel, Sqawks took a quick jump off the branch he was on. The barrel did some random destruction to the tree. Sqawks flew away as fast as he could. As he was flying, he so an old ape in a rocking chair with a cane, signaling for him to come down. As Sqawks flew down, Cranky told sqwaks the news...
that Donkey Kong was a little sensitive about his weight. This delighted Squaks so much that he did a little jig (which is pretty good for a parrot) and he flew off to plan something great for Donkey Kong. In the mean time, Donkey Kong examined Diddy Kong's gaping head wound and bandaged him up as best he could. The tree that had been destroyed was none other than the banana tree from which they got all their food. Seeing this, Donkey Kong tore his loin cloth and wailed loudly, beating his chest. Diddy tried to console him by....
offering him a ride in a mine cart. They both traveled together to the nearest abandonded mine. After about 2 hours of traveling they took a break for a picnic just outside the mine etrance. When they were done eating (which for Donkey Kong, can take a very long time) they went together into the dark for a seemily fun ride on the mine; what they didnt know is that someone was watching and following their everymove close behind...this someone was...
offering him a ride in a mine cart. They both traveled together to the nearest abandonded mine. After about 2 hours of traveling they took a break for a picnic just outside the mine etrance. When they were done eating (which for Donkey Kong, can take a very long time) they went together into the dark for a seemily fun ride on the mine; what they didnt know is that someone was watching and following their everymove close behind...this someone was...
the two-time poster demon himself, tbhockey! As he snuck up behind them, a large crackle emitted from beneath his feet. He had stepped on a twig!! Fortunately for Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong's head was not wrapped in bandage, and so he heard the sound from behind. As he quickly swung around, the Nintendo sound played and suddenly...
as he turned around he saw Tony. big bulging muscles and all (yeah trust me, im a beast) Then Tony said nothing, and dissapeard. "That was odd" said Diddy.."maybe i did get hit pretty hard..o well" So Donkey and Diddy proceeded into the mines again
but then the whole world went blank. "What's the meaning of this?!" Said Donkey, as he surveyed the area around him. There was no ground, no mineshaft, no walls, no minecar... something had happened!! "OH MY GOODNESS!" Shouted Diddy, "SOMEONE HAS RESTARTED THE GAME!!" On the very last syllable of the word "game", everything faded away. There was no Donkey or Diddy, no Parrot, no Nothing....... For a long time, nothing happened, but then suddenly, a screen popped up with the face of a happy little plumber occupying it! After the "A" button was pressed.....
.....the game turned into the Mario Bros. game instead of Donkey Kong.Diddy and the parrot and Donkey were soo ticked off at the Mario Bros. that they invaded the Mario Bros. game and tryed to destroy their world, soon enough, the Mario Bros. and Donkey, Diddy, and the parrot became evil enemies and............
"To the world you are just one person, but to just one person, you could mean the world" or " If you love someone, put their name in a circle, not a heart, because a heart can be broken but a circle can go on forever."
the day came. The pair of rivals faced each other in a show down. Mario and Luigi with their Hammers and Plungers; Diddy and Donkey with their Barrels and Bananas. The four stood their starring at each other for minutes. After a long pause Donkey broke the silence by hurling a TNT barrel at Luigi; at the same time Mario chucked a hammer right into diddys skull. Both were out cold. Now it was Mario vs. Donkey Kong...The fate of the world to be decided by an Ape and a Plumer...
Sorry to spoil the mood... but did you know both of those games/characters were thought up by the same guy? I saw a doco on him once, he is a Japanese guy with a seriously loopy imagination... anyway back to the story...
..............and all of a sudden, the parrot came up behind Mario and threw a TNT barrel @ his head, Mario blew up into a million billion pieces. Donkey hugged the parrot and they said," Come on let's get Diddy and let's get bak to our game, its better." All of a sudden, the monstrous face of tbhockey appeared in front of them and blocked their way. tbhockey said," HAHAHAHAH!!!!" and disappeared.Donkey and the parrot looked at eachother wondering if they were dazed or sumpin. They got Diddy and started walking away, all of a sudden, Luigi stood up, grabbed a toilet plunger and a roll of toilet paper and.......
"To the world you are just one person, but to just one person, you could mean the world" or " If you love someone, put their name in a circle, not a heart, because a heart can be broken but a circle can go on forever."
rather miraculously though, through recovering some of it's dna
it is painstakingly reconstructed using bits of other threads of similar typefaces.
Luigi stood up, grabbed a toilet plunger and a roll of toilet paper and.......
made off with them, he figured at least he'd got something out of this and the plunger and toilet roll were good quality
the wooden handle of the plunger had intricate and mysterious carvings whilst the 'rolle de la bog' was soft and quilted with a cheery floral pattern.he could see only good times ahead....
Once upon a time, there a was a beutifully colored parrot named Sqawks. He lived in the depths of the jungle. He would always find these bananas floating around in the air, and every once in a while, he would watch the two apes come around and grab them. Sqawks had heard from his best friend, a spider named Squider, that their names were Donkey and Diddy Kong...