How do you describe optimism?

A banker who irons 5 shirts on a Sunday night.


What is the difference between a pigeon and a London investment banker ?

The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.


The Bank returned one of my cheques recently, marked "Insufficient Funds" !!

Whose? Theirs or mine?

/\ Don't accept a cheque from ... well, you know who that shall go name'les's at this juncture.

I got a little suspicious when I examined one. All I saw was a dot.

That is, until I stretched it out ... and sure enough, all the pertinent fields, information and dollar amount was filled in.

:oD