Its Haloween and the weather is windy and cold, so I thought I would sit at the computer and play in the vast kingdom of photos I have taken. I was happily manipulating two photos, when I decided to take a break and check my Horrorscope. Yikes! here is what it said "Perfection is as perfection does. In other words, don't slave over every last detail and exhaust yourself mentally in the process for an impossible photo. Your time and efforts are much better spent toward working for more practical and highly achievable tasks, where you can see the results of your hard work. Once you're finished, you can revel in the rewards and relax a bit" What am I to do? Do I dare risk the wrath of the Horrorscope Gods and ignore their advice, if I follow it, will the people in the voting boot know what I was forced to do? Has anyone out there also been a victim of the Horrorscope? Achievable tasks - what do they mean by that. Am I supposed to travel to McDonalds in search of a Cheeseburger? This has turned out to be one Horrorable day. What am I to do? ...

My advise is to never read the horriblescope. It just muddies the water and fills ones head with questions, never answers.

Just go get a cheese burger to settle your stomach and then get back to work on those wonderful photos!

Sagittarius (the archer)

November 22-- December 21
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1) You are an attractive person.

/\ Hey, this stuff is downright uncanny and on the money!

2) You make people happy.

/\ True?

3) What you don't know can't hurt you. That's why you've never been hurt.

Er ... wait a sec ...

4) You have a smile like the silver plate on a coffin.

Wt??

5) You like to wear clothing that never goes out of style; they look ridiculous year after year.

>:o| ... not true. I just happen to take care of my stuff.

(*goes back to darning ...*)

6) The genes responsible for your brain comes from millions of years of not thinking.

...

7) You will look great when you're older. Unfortunately it will come from a cosmetic undertaker.

8) Yes you are an attractive person: like cow dung attracting flies.

9) Indeed you make people happy-- whenever you leave.

10) You often fall asleep while having sex.

11) The majority of Sagittarians are psychopathic.

12) After all these years, you still have the mind of a child-- stupid.

13) You don't give a crap-- that's why you're constipated.

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Best career moves: dog poop collector, underwear stain remover, urine donor


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