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::CaptainHero
01/05/04 8:35 PM GMT
Seems to me that the old thread is getting rather large.

Here's a fresh one to start us off:

A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "twelve." The member replied, "six " and was let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "six." The member replied, "three" and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said ,"ten" and the man replied, "five." But he was not let in.

What should have he said?

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"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." Bertrand Russell

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Jessiac_3
01/13/04 6:07 PM GMT
ooh, good one!
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There is one rule for happiness: Don't sweat the small stuff and all of it's small stuff.
::grimbug
01/13/04 6:14 PM GMT
ooh getting warmer now... but no its not a dictionary.
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- "I dont have my own opinions, i just get them from books i read"
Jessiac_3
01/13/04 6:21 PM GMT
thesaurus
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::mayne
01/13/04 6:26 PM GMT
Crossword puzzles?
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::grimbug
01/13/04 6:38 PM GMT
we have a winner.. good work darryl... so do you think it was a good riddle know you know the answer
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::mayne
01/13/04 6:39 PM GMT
It was excellent! Do you have another Graeme?
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::grimbug
01/13/04 6:41 PM GMT
hmm well i could make another one up .. let me think about it.. i'll post as soon as i got a good one!
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::CaptainHero
01/13/04 6:54 PM GMT
here's an old one to keep us pondering:

This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it! In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still possibly won't find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out!
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::mayne
01/13/04 7:13 PM GMT
There should be a double space between sentences!
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::grimbug
01/13/04 7:32 PM GMT
hmm well i normally indent my parahgraphs.
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::mayne
01/13/04 7:40 PM GMT
There is no explanation about "it"?
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::CaptainHero
01/13/04 7:56 PM GMT
Nope.
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::mayne
01/13/04 7:58 PM GMT
Has something to do with the word "it"?
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::CaptainHero
01/13/04 7:59 PM GMT
No, it has not (sorry, no pun intended).
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"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." Bertrand Russell
+camerahound
01/13/04 8:03 PM GMT
Incorrect punctuation?
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"Success is getting what you like. Happiness is liking what you get." -anonymous
::CaptainHero
01/13/04 8:05 PM GMT
Sadly not the answer.
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Jessiac_3
01/13/04 8:22 PM GMT
i'll tell you something strange...you keep saying its strange, but its not!
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::grimbug
01/13/04 8:41 PM GMT
lol.. if theres nothing wrong with it and its not about whast there. then it must be something thats not there...erm..
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::mayne
01/13/04 8:45 PM GMT
ah ha!!!
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::grimbug
01/13/04 9:10 PM GMT
i have a new riddle... im not sure how good it is.. but i should wait till we solve this brain teaser that CaptainHero is stumping us with!
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- "I dont have my own opinions, i just get them from books i read"
Jessiac_3
01/13/04 9:44 PM GMT
yeah, captain's good for that...

aha! by george, i think ive got it!!

(it seems to be lacking something...)
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::grimbug
01/13/04 10:01 PM GMT
lol.. if you got it.. then say it.. put us out of our misery.. lol :D
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- "I dont have my own opinions, i just get them from books i read"
Jessiac_3
01/13/04 10:07 PM GMT
(it seems to be missing the most popular letter in the english language...)
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::CaptainHero
01/13/04 10:11 PM GMT
The correct answer is: the paragraph does not contain the letter 'e'.
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Jessiac_3
01/13/04 10:22 PM GMT
he he he...i was right!! yay!
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::grimbug
01/14/04 12:16 AM GMT
My name is my action, without a final wrench.
My likeness is twice within bones and tomes.
But i am not of the Jabberwocky,
more like the slithy toves.


im not sure how hard this one is.. i think its easier than my last one... :D
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::whozurdoggy
01/14/04 1:07 AM GMT
grim: is it a vowel?
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- Jest Mi 2 Sense
::grimbug
01/14/04 2:38 AM GMT
no its not a vowel... :D will it survive till i get up in the morning or will someone solve it before i wake up?? :D
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- "I dont have my own opinions, i just get them from books i read"
Jessiac_3
01/14/04 2:21 PM GMT
death?
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::grimbug
01/14/04 2:48 PM GMT
its not death... either this riddle is harder than i thought.. or else there just isn't that many people looking...it survived the night for me.. :D
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- "I dont have my own opinions, i just get them from books i read"
Jessiac_3
01/14/04 3:32 PM GMT
i'd be better off if I knew what "slithy toves" were. I looked them up in the dictionary and couldn't find either...

verb?
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::grimbug
01/14/04 3:57 PM GMT
nope your way of track.. to help you our. i will tell youthe answer is a 'thing' an object of some sort..... i guess it wouldnt be a riddle if it was obvious... slithy tove is in literature but not in dictionarys.
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Jessiac_3
01/14/04 4:12 PM GMT
humanity?
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::mayne
01/14/04 5:08 PM GMT
binding?
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::grimbug
01/14/04 5:28 PM GMT
good guess mayne.. but no its not binding.. and its not humanity jessiac.. ahh the riddle must be better than i thought! :D lol.. i thought the last 2 lines might have been give away lines.. but maybe i've managed to be cryptic and obtuse enough!
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- "I dont have my own opinions, i just get them from books i read"
Jessiac_3
01/14/04 6:16 PM GMT
monkey?

as in "monkey" around, "monkey" wrench...?
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::mayne
01/14/04 6:16 PM GMT
poems
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::grimbug
01/14/04 6:26 PM GMT
nope.... its not poems.. but poetry may give you a clue if you can follow my hints
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::monkeypuzzle
01/14/04 8:02 PM GMT
gimbal?
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Henceforth forever more says the man in the yellow button = {D
::CaptainHero
01/14/04 9:05 PM GMT
Ha ha. I thought of gimbal too (after all, that is what the slithy toves are doing). However, I am stumped with this one.
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"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." Bertrand Russell
::grimbug
01/14/04 9:09 PM GMT
ahhh well you are on the right lines at least...ok maybe i made this one a bit too tricky. :D
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Jessiac_3
01/14/04 10:26 PM GMT
borogroves?
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Jessiac_3
01/14/04 10:32 PM GMT
Well, I am stumped, so I'm gonna give you guys another one to work on...it's one I came up with myself--so it's probably lame, but here goes! (I'll keep thinking about yours, grim)

I can be found in many colors,
My services can be performed by others,
My pointy teeth won't bite you,
I'll perform one thing that you make me do.
Though many names and shapes have I,
I don't let doubles pass me by.

What am I?
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::grimbug
01/15/04 2:28 AM GMT
comb
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- "I dont have my own opinions, i just get them from books i read"
utfan4ever3411
01/15/04 4:20 PM GMT
A snake????
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HOOKEM!!!
utfan4ever3411
01/15/04 4:31 PM GMT
Well, I have no earthly idea other than the post above, so ill post a few easy ones...

1)
Its always there
Never living
Always Dieing

Wont go away
Always There
Never Leaving
Always going
Never coming

2)
Always running
Never resting
Never Turning
Nor curving
Always strait

Older than everything we know
Newer than a newborn child
Fresh as a daisy in spring
Deader than a corpse in January
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HOOKEM!!!
Jessiac_3
01/15/04 6:11 PM GMT
nope, keep guessing!

1) horizon or sun or time?
2) time or seasons or earth?
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Jessiac_3
01/21/04 2:31 PM GMT
** for my riddle, change teeth to dentures... :D
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+Samatar
01/22/04 12:36 AM GMT
Bleh... I have given up. Someone post an -easy- riddle...
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-Everyone is entitled to my opinion-
Jessiac_3
01/22/04 12:54 AM GMT
mine was a stapler...set the building on fire...im still stumped on the other ones
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::grimbug
01/22/04 2:51 PM GMT
..lol... my riddle is evil....very evil.. sorry... i'll give you a clue..what are slithy toves made of? and my likeness can be twice within bones tomes cells and everysingle one of you!
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- "I dont have my own opinions, i just get them from books i read"
Jessiac_3
01/22/04 5:15 PM GMT
minerals...no wait! iron?
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::CaptainHero
01/22/04 10:19 PM GMT
"Well, 'toves' are something like badgers--they're something like lizards--and they're something like corkscrews."

That's what Humpty Dumpty said, anyway....
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"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." Bertrand Russell
::grimbug
01/23/04 12:14 AM GMT
well you have it...Captain....my riddle is corkscrew.. im not sure if you were actually answering.. but none the less you got it...... hmm well i liked the riddle but maybe it was a bit vague??
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- "I dont have my own opinions, i just get them from books i read"
+Samatar
01/23/04 1:40 AM GMT
Now I am even more confused... Humpty Dumpty said what?!? As far as I know the only thing he ever said was "Ow" when he split his stupid head in. I'm taking my bat and ball and going home...
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::CaptainHero
01/23/04 2:26 PM GMT
Humpty Dumpty explained to Alice what the meanings to the strange words in the jabberwocky were.

Graeme: your riddle was intriguing. However, I still don't get the bones and tomes reference.

Here's another riddle to keep you guessing:

A man is pushing his car to a hotel, but he knows as soon as he gets there, he'll be bankrupt. How so?
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::grimbug
01/23/04 4:29 PM GMT
ahh its the wording of the line... 'my likeness'... the likeness of a corkscrew is a helix shape.. 'my likeness twice' a double helix..... appears in tomes and bones.. well im refering to the moust famous of double helix's the DNA... its in bones obviously.. and tomes ( big books of a general scientific nature) also contain many references to and illustrations of the DNA double helix... :D

he is playing monopoly! :D
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- "I dont have my own opinions, i just get them from books i read"
Jessiac_3
01/23/04 5:29 PM GMT
Grim, i could have guessed that a long time ago!! i thought that would be too easy, so I thought it was lizard scales or feathers or metal or something (hence, minerals...)

anyhoo,

he did not pass go and collect $200? just kidding

i'm guessing he's bankrupt already, since he's pushing his car...?
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Jessiac_3
01/23/04 5:31 PM GMT
lol...i had this screen up for a while, so i didn't read your post, grim, but i was making it too difficult (once again) ... i agree... hes playing monopoly!! duh... :P
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::CaptainHero
01/23/04 5:32 PM GMT
Yeah, I wondered about DNA.

Yes: he is playing monopoly. The car is his playing piece. When he stops on the hotel (having unfortunately rolled the dice so that he lands there) he will be wiped out by the huge rent.
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Jessiac_3
01/23/04 5:39 PM GMT
that sucks... and always happens to me... :D
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::grimbug
01/23/04 5:56 PM GMT
..well im off to work in an hour... so i will zone out at work and try to think up another devious riddle to play with... are my riddles too obscure?
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::CaptainHero
01/23/04 6:06 PM GMT
Perhaps a little. Like most games it is hard to find that line between making it a challenge and making it too hard. If it were too easy then it would be no fun. I personally am impressed that you invent your own riddles. Perhaps I should do some....

In the meantime, here is one that isn't mine:

A metal horse with a flaxen tail.
The further the horse runs,
the shorter his tail becomes.

What is it?
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"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." Bertrand Russell
::grimbug
01/23/04 6:33 PM GMT
... ooh i know this one.. but only because i know where it comes from.. so i wont answer... D&D CaptainHero? :D
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::CaptainHero
01/23/04 8:28 PM GMT
Always preferred Rolemaster myself.
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Jessiac_3
01/23/04 10:00 PM GMT
it sounds like some kind of toy...perhaps with a drawstring? im probably just making it too hard again...
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::grimbug
01/24/04 12:18 AM GMT
thats a pretty good guess actually jessiac.. i can see where your coming from.. but i can tell you thats not the answer.
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- "I dont have my own opinions, i just get them from books i read"
+Samatar
01/24/04 12:23 AM GMT
I'm guessing the "Tail" is a fuse? I could be wrong.

CH I did read "Alcie in Wonderland" many, many years ago, but I really can't remember humpty dumpty being in it. Maybe I never finished it...
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::grimbug
01/24/04 12:47 AM GMT
Its in 'through the looking glass' rather than alice in wonderland!..ah and the tail isnt a fuse!
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- "I dont have my own opinions, i just get them from books i read"
+Samatar
01/24/04 1:42 AM GMT
Ah OK I thought that might be the case. I never read that one.

Is this Horse of yours some kind of weapon?
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-Everyone is entitled to my opinion-
::grimbug
01/24/04 3:15 AM GMT
it's not a weapon.
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- "I dont have my own opinions, i just get them from books i read"
Jessiac_3
01/24/04 3:53 AM GMT
a train?
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+Samatar
01/24/04 11:35 AM GMT
Hmm... good guess, but then what would the tail be?
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-Everyone is entitled to my opinion-
::grimbug
01/24/04 2:07 PM GMT
well it could be a special train that sucks the track up behind it.. lol.. its not a train! :D
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- "I dont have my own opinions, i just get them from books i read"
::CaptainHero
01/24/04 2:13 PM GMT
Keep guessing..
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"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." Bertrand Russell
Jessiac_3
02/16/04 10:05 PM GMT
How about an airplane? They leave those trails in the sky behind sometimes...
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::CaptainHero
02/18/04 8:09 PM GMT
Goodness, I had forgotten all about this thread.

No: the answer is not an airplane.
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"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." Bertrand Russell
Jessiac_3
02/18/04 11:13 PM GMT
Zut! I am utterly clueless about this one too, then. I'll keep thinking though!
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Jessiac_3
02/19/04 7:24 PM GMT
How about a pulley?
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::CaptainHero
02/19/04 8:02 PM GMT
Nope
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"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." Bertrand Russell
Jessiac_3
02/19/04 9:31 PM GMT
ZUT!! A car? One of those ski lift thingies? A trolley? I am utterly confused...
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151515
02/19/04 9:58 PM GMT
a combine? as it runs, the wheat becomes shorter?
perhaps it's a woodchipper? as it runs, the log becomes shorter?
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At times life is wicked and I just can't see the light, a silver lining sometimes isn't enough to make some wrongs seem right, whatever life brings, I've been through everything, and now I'm on my knees again but I know I must go on, although I hurt I must be strong, because inside I know that many feel this way... ~Creed~
Jessiac_3
02/19/04 10:07 PM GMT
oooh...good guesses!
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+Samatar
02/20/04 1:35 AM GMT
I know! I know! It's a horse, made of metal! And it has this flaxen tail that becomes shorter as it runs! YAY I cracked it!!!!
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-Everyone is entitled to my opinion-
Jessiac_3
02/20/04 2:50 PM GMT
lol...that's it Sam...good job... :)

I think Captain needs to come tell us how way off we are...

How about a sewing-machine foot? As it runs, the tail (thread) becomes shorter on the bobbin?
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::CaptainHero
02/20/04 8:17 PM GMT
Sewing machine is very close indeed
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"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." Bertrand Russell
+Samatar
02/21/04 2:47 AM GMT
A needle and thread????? Is that it?? Please say yes!
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-Everyone is entitled to my opinion-
::CaptainHero
02/21/04 10:59 AM GMT
Yep, it is a needle & thread. Well done.
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+Samatar
02/21/04 11:20 AM GMT
Phew!!!!

Took us nearly a month but there it is!!
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Jessiac_3
02/23/04 3:09 PM GMT
can you explain that one? how is it a horse?
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::CaptainHero
02/23/04 8:21 PM GMT
Ummm...well it's a riddle, so it's an analogy, a metaphor, whatever you like. Clearly a needle is not actually a horse and a thread is not really it's tail.

The needle is representational of the horse, the further it goes, the shorter it's tail (the thread) becomes. I can't really explain it any more than that.
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"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." Bertrand Russell
Jessiac_3
02/23/04 8:26 PM GMT
Oh, ok...I guess that will have to do then... :P

What riddle do we have next?
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::CaptainHero
02/23/04 8:29 PM GMT
good question
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"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." Bertrand Russell
Jessiac_3
02/23/04 8:38 PM GMT
Oh, so now we're playing Jeopardy? hehe... I'm just kidding...
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::Marideath
02/24/04 7:36 AM GMT
Let's hear it for Samatar!!! (Jumping up and down, madly waving pom-poms, cheering for our riddle-savior...erm, riddle-solver, I mean.)
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Mary, the Caedes-addicted-BarGnat
+Samatar
02/24/04 8:24 AM GMT
Thanks for your enthusiasm Mary! But it was Jess who put me on the right track, she was very close...

BTW there is a new riddle post.... with a twist... below, "A Riddle Without A Name".
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Jessiac_3
02/24/04 2:47 PM GMT
So that's the end of this thread then, huh?
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151515
02/24/04 10:25 PM GMT
But I just discovered it...*tear* :-(
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***CAEDES RULES!!***
+Samatar
02/25/04 12:11 AM GMT
Well it seems a little silly to have two riddle threads going at the same time... besides, it's more fun to answer in rhyming form!
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Jessiac_3
02/25/04 1:03 AM GMT
Well I suppose...
We'll answer in prose...
Though this thread I will miss...
Good by to you! Kiss kiss!
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