#1. In the same week that the UK Government announced that (due to the fact they had plundered the state pension fund to finance their Arabian adventures with no intention of ever paying it back) everyone* was going to have to work longer and harder to make up the ‘apparent’ shortfall in the state pension fund – Tony Bliar has announced he is going to commission a Prime Ministerial air fleet so he can have his very own air force one. Just like his best mate. So now they will both have the same goofy hands back Neanderthal walking style, both have the same dazed and confused look whilst stood behind there little lecterns, both have their copies of ‘Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right’ guide books and now, both have their own little jets to go and see each other. Say hello to the Teflon Dons, leaders of the (not so) free world.

*everyone as a definition excludes any government civil service employee – obviously - who still get to retire up to ten years earlier than any other regular mortal on a full pension.

Hey...some kids want the same toys as others...so Blair wants the same airplane like Bush :)

Maybe they can meet mid-air:-)

Literally. Cataclysmically.

They probably discuss how else to ruin ppl's lives over the atlantic.

Uh-oh... George will be jealous. He won't want to play at Tony's house anymore (at least until he gets a bigger jet... maybe the new Airbus?)

The pilots get annoyed when they want to play hide and seek in the clouds.

lol hide n seek in the clouds!

Especially when george keeps telling them to "Cover their eyes!"

they arent hiding in the clouds they 'are liberating the rain drops'

there was a page in newday (long island newspaper) that showed the planes that the pres' always had...they spend a lot on their umm....planes

anyway - any other spleens to vent?

OK then... our government (an even bigger member of the "We love George" fan club, BTW) is launching a new workforce reform thingy which is rather unpopular, so they had this investigation/enquiry which they selected themselves. Now when they come back with "serious concerns" about the reforms, say it will disdvantage women, poor people, mentally disabled people, needs some rethinking etc etc, surprise surprise the government ignores them. And the ALWAYS do this... why waste tax dollars having an enquiry and then reject the findings if they don't completely agree with everything you want?? I mean John Howard was saying he was going ahead with the reforms regardless even before the findings were out. And he knows noone can do anything about it because they hold the majority in parliament...

I think coffee at McDonalds is too damn hot!

*wipes screen as he writes*

You would think I would know better by now, not to drink any fluids and read KEIFER's posts.

I would really like to tear a strip off of our past Prime Minister for his denials of involvement in a government funding scandal. His arrogance rose to new heights during the 'enquiry.' Yes, Sam, much like your vent, we did that as well, and got a 50 or so page report out of it ... and little else. However ... however ...

I take some twisted and perverse pride in the knowledge that there is, recorded for posterity, a photo of our beloved past Prime Minister with his hands literally around the neck of a pesky protester. What happened with that? Same thing. Official R.C.M.P. investigation declared no wrong doing on the P.M.'s part.

Oh, and for some more laughs, a man managed to ellude same said official personnel, this time in the capacity of personal security and walked into our country's leaders' official residence, armed with a plastic fork. He was calmly 'talked down' by the the then Prime Minister and his lovely wife, as they awaited the arrival of our men in red and black.

You stinkin ingrates how dare you,these two men have single-handedly saved the free world from total and emanate destruction.I got news for you guys those weapons are there we just cant see them, the reason is before we attacked they sprinkled fairy dust on the weapons to render them invisible.As we speak they are developing the anti fairy dust to make them reappear.But its a race against time because the evil forces working in the region are working on the same thing.That why he needs the fancy planes because its common knowledge that you cant sprinkle fairy dust from a regular airplane,other wise it wont work.So you see he just don't want those planes for personal comfort,he needs them to aid in the fight against the evil one's.

Single-handedly? That is a small world.

LOL tbob!!! Actually I think they want some of that fairy dust to make the stupid mistakes they made in the past "dissapear"...

Didn't Dubya get caught with some real 'fairy dust' at one point? As for Blair, well, he may have been dipping into his son's stash of pixie treats.

Ahh, I get it ... that's why they can see those WMDs and we can't.
Wink, wink ... nudge, nudge.

Dubya was asked, during his initial campaign, whether he had done "fairy dust" since the time of his father taking presidential office ... and you can literally watch him count in his head as though he is counting on his fingers before he answers the question

I don't remember his answer though, too much of the dust fairy in my past ... apparently

his counting on his fingers, mentally, was answer enough

Maybe he was just trying to figure out whether it would be best to answer "Yes" or "No"? I can imagine that might require some serious thought.

Just a note for us wise persons: The reason that McDonald's coffee is too hot is that they want to make money off of it. The hotter a restaurant makes the coffee the less grounds they have to use. And think about it- everyone that needs their morning caffeine hit isn't really going to care about the second degrees burns in their mouth (for very long). :)

But but but ... that just flys in the face of customer satisfaction .. you make it sound as though profit is the sole driving force for a company's decisions, for the company's outlets to be conveniently placed, nay .. for the company's very existance

Well ... I just refuse to believe that .. bet you think those boomerangs of yours are really made with genuine albino chicken wood .. HAH! ..(*turns back to Dan and any others of his ilk .. sticks fingers in ears and begins a deliberate rocking back and forth motion .. chanting can be heard*) ... La-la-la La-la-la La-la-la La-la-la La-la-la

If God had intended us to drink McDonalds coffee, he wouldn't have invented Starbucks. I'm so not loving it.

Well then God is having a damned good laugh, considering people think that what they drink from McDonalds and Starbucks IS coffee...HA! Coffee my ass...it is the governments concealed means to dispose of toxic waste.

And yes, Bush had quite a history with Fairy Dust, yet he is still elected. Then with all the fairy dust swirling around inhis brain, he gives us (to date) the best 5 years of our lives. Poor Clinton, he only smokes a little Doobage and gets frequent blow jobs and is practically castrated...which PROVES, that pharmaceutical companies rule the world, hate anything herbal and good for you, and is clearly run by femi-nazi's who think that since they can't get a blow job without first having to strap one on, that it is therefore evil.

And for the record, everyone KNOWS that the only way to adequetly sprinkle the magic anti-fairy fairy dust is by using a state of the art $50 gazillion dollar, pimped out (by West Coast Customz) Air Bus.

Damn, you guys are such playa haters!!!

Notorious 70’s Glam Rock paedophile Gary Glitter getting knicked boarding a plane in the Far East again. Instead of being bounced around various Asian jails (maybe that’s what he likes – who knows) he should have just got on a plane to Bahrain – it’s the new Neverland. Apparently. Shamone!

** ponders if they still use sharp implements on offending parts of the anatomy in Bahrain as punishment for crimes....***

Well MJ seems happy!!! And WTF is Shamone mean anyway...however you spell it???

full Shamone/Chamone details here.

DO NOT CLICK THROUGH IF EASILY OFFENDED!

shamone you

this was funny .. not to me, of course, but to somebody

Reporter: So, David what's the latest on your transfer?
David Beckham: It's not a transfer! It's a real tattoo and it says, "My Name is David"! Huh-huh!

Yeah I read that....well, the good news is now he only needs his check book to find out his address.....

Did any one catch Bush's exit in China. What a photo opp. I quess his actions cought up with his IQ. If you get my drift? LOL
It just shows how flusterd a person can get when the cia can't stop some one from asking a question. I quess that fairy dust would of come in handy then.

what? he didnt have his 'special' debating suit on? you know the one with the built in radio microphone/transmitter/awkward creases....

When he went to open that prop door and it did not open, he reminded me of a deer in head lights.

Apparently the door prize was behind Door Number Two !!!

What a laugh.....

I guess he should have left a trail of bread crumbs so to find his way back out. Thats about as bad as president Ford falling down the stairs of Air Force one on cameras. LOL

With the possible exception of Boris Yeltsin, it’s very hard to think of a state leader who consistently makes as much an ass of himself as Bush in public and still gets away with it. Funny in one respect – virtually criminal in the other.

I like the smile he gets after gives a spech or says something. Its like you can almost here his thoughts, thier buying this he he he! I could never figuer out if that what he's thinkingor he really thinks where that stupid.

Polotics is and will be for the near poss far future f##ked right up. Whats happening in Russia nowt, China Nowt so why do 2 crufts winning poodle same sex shagging dogs called Blair + Bush keep having to rumple stiltskin each other. F##k off we don't want to die for you.

10 Breath technique. "There is no spoon".

Oil, OIl, OIl, OIl, OIL, After all they need us to pay the high prices in order to fly those big jets around for those political vacations of theirs. I'm just waiting for the next lifting of the skirt.

Again, I really think you all are just a bunch of PLAYA HATERS...in truth, you wish you could be that f*cking stupid...AND...get to fly around in a big plane paid for by poor folks' tax dollars. PLAYA HATERS the whole lot of you!

holy hell - looks like the Glitter Freak may have picked the wrong country to get knicked for kiddy fiddling - no buying off juries here or even sharp impliments - no - the penalty is Death By Firing Squad. Bargain.

bargain? I suppose they don't charge for the use of bullets.

They would find a way to tax us for the bullets and gun powder!

for that sonbeatch id pay for the bullets myself :-)

He he he he he. Make shur he fills his last check out to you!

I would quite easily without hesitation and no remorse throw both B's in a deep fat fryer that way they could get an incling of Hiroshema and Nagasaki.

He he he he. You say with so much sinsairity NIck.