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Ha !! I sent this joke to Jacqueline !!! BTW, I did this & it worked....
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Two wrongs don't make a right,
three lefts do.
Is she sending you all my jokes ?!
Why, I'm outraged !!
Why, I'm outraged !!
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Two wrongs don't make a right,
three lefts do.
"Wow .. That worked" .. says the 14 year old ... ;o) ...
Go to your room!! .. oh, wait .. let me check it first
Go to your room!! .. oh, wait .. let me check it first
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wookin pa nub
Goodness gracious me it really works. Who would of thought such a thing. (3/26)?
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Patience is a virtue.
hehe 717 is a pretty number =P
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"Come away, O human child!
To the waters and the wild
With a fairy, hand in hand,
For the world's more full of weeping
Than you can understand"
-Yeats
Yes, it did work! And umm...I'm already in my room but ok....
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Whoopsie !!! My Bad !! You're right, J DID send it to me, not the other way around.....
Short term memory loss kicks in once again
Early Alzheimer's
Brain Fart
Too much caffeine
Not enough caffeine
Too much alchohol
Not enough alchohol
Cat Allergy
Take your pick
Short term memory loss kicks in once again
Early Alzheimer's
Brain Fart
Too much caffeine
Not enough caffeine
Too much alchohol
Not enough alchohol
Cat Allergy
Take your pick
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Two wrongs don't make a right,
three lefts do.
I'll pick Brain Fart :) Is that even possible?
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* All things are possible, my man * in a loud booming God-like voice
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Two wrongs don't make a right,
three lefts do.
ok, I want to know how it does that! lol. Thats cool.....
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Music fanatic. Book worm. Picture taker. Best friend. Older sister. Shrink. Fantasy lover.
Works even with an eight day week... lol! ^_^ (I just had to try...) Funky. Works for an absolutist too. :P
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Hehehehe... its fun isnt it... oh and Lauren... I get all of those brain attacks too... LOL
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"I cannot change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination" / Jimmy Dean
Thankx Jacqueline....
Klas ? .....Does an absolut'ist drink Absolut vodka.....absolutely ?
Just to clarify Keith's question, .....& in the interest of science......
Klas ? .....Does an absolut'ist drink Absolut vodka.....absolutely ?
Just to clarify Keith's question, .....& in the interest of science......
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Two wrongs don't make a right,
three lefts do.
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1. First of all, pick the number of days a week that you would like to have a drink. (try for more than once)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be honest)
3. Add 5. (for Sunday)
4. Multiply it by 50 ... I'll wait while you get the calculator ................
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755.... If you haven't, add 1754 ...
6. Now subtract the four-digit year that you were born.
You should have a three-digit number
The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have a drink a week).
The next two numbers are .......
YOUR AGE! ~ (Oh YES, it IS!!!!! )
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.
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disclaimer: .. not interested in debating the wise'ifferousness of drinking .. discuss it with your hamster