I've been (reasonably) good this year so can I please have...

1) A Bottle of 1964 Krug Grande Cuvée
2) A Robosapien V2
3) 365 days supply of Cadbury's Flakes
4) A Vespa GTS 250 scooter
&
5) A Breitling Windrider Chronomat Evolution

see - a man of simple needs :-) what's on everyones else Christmas wish lists?

I've been a good boy this year, so if you could find it in your heart (and your immense wallet) to choose to provide the following items (Depending on Availability):

1 - Honda Fireblade
2 - BMW M3
3 - Lifetime supply of Galaxy chocolate
4 - A Seiko Kinetic watch

I'm never a good girl, but this year I have been much better than years past...so Santa please:
1. a collection of great 80's movies including, weird science, sixteen candles, breakfast club, and pretty in pink
2. a case of Dixie Brewery Blackened Voodoo...very cold
3. a crew cab 4x4, jacked up 10 feet with big ass mud tires, a beefy engine with a crapload of torque.
4. enough money to pay off all my outstanding bills and get my credit looking pretty again

BUT Santa, I will settle for you bringing my lost kitty home safe and sound.

I will be more than happy if I have a working kitchen and bathroom by christmas day. Oh, and to receive my calendars. Um, and perhaps a convertible? Other than that I already have everything I want :-).

I have been wonderfully good this year, well not wonderfully, but i have been a good girl. So Santa i want a...

1. Electric Guitar-Red (I luve playing!)
2. Guitar books-Country, pop/rock.
3. Clothes, tons of them what ever color, skirt, shirt, pants, whatever. Except i really want shrugs i think they are so cute.
4. Shoes-Luv them!
5. Any kind of purse that has no dark DARK colors.
PLEASE!

I want a LOT more but i would take to log to write:-)
5.

ooops nevermind the 5. after my last words

Please santa....... ;-)

1. Top of the range Lynn seperate system with 2 B&W Nautilus speakers (6ft tall ceramic colbalt blue badboys). £90k + tot. Yeah right.
2. iPOD NANO (on it's way).
3. An Aquascutem tailored suit (for interviews)
4. Hoopers full speck XMAS Hamper. Cheers Mum.
5. (A snow plough, why I hear you ask, well thats just incase I need to rescue Mr Bluechip).

5. Revised : £1000.00 Voucher for Selfridges.

And sleep.

Oh Overlord Santa. I know of your secret agents who "see us while we're sleeping" and know whether or not we're awake. And in my studies of the ancient christmas texts I have come across your warning that we are not allowed to pout cry or show any negative emotion. I have also done my best to be good, if not for "goodness sake" than just so that my annual gift voucher be properly fullfilled.

1-somewhere upwards of $5,000 to spend on my year in Europe with freinds after graduating highschool

2- A manilla folder holding every math, history, and chemistry assignment for the next two years, of course all completed perfectly.

3- My kingdom for a decent set of acrylic paints! or just that pretty 100 peice grumbacher paint set in the mall *drool*

4- A magical little 4-door of unassuming looks that NEVER RUNS OUT OF GAS.

5- A sense of direction so that I may function properly in the real world once highschool is through (note: I really need this one, 9 years or so living here and i dont know the way from my house to the school... seriously.)

A most humble follower of the Christmas Mandates,
Matt

An end to the darn war in Iraq.
money, sleep, money,vacation,money,sleep, more clients, money, sleep.

I would like some sanity in the world..

Helping those that need the help.

Dear Santa,
Could I please , PLEASE, keep off the weight I always lose only to find it again ?! Not a fun joke...

um ... yeah ... I want what she wants ... santa, she can have mine too

Thanks Keifer, you're so generous ! Giving to the needy.....

What a guy

Um .... Now I'm hoping you keep the weight off .. ???? ... I was tricked ... SANTA .. YO, SANTA .. I was just kidding ...

I remember seeing a cartoon in a newspaper where the proverbial man had just climbed the proverbial mountain to ask the proverbial wise man found there what was the secret to losing weight ... he was told ... "consume fewer calories than you burn"

words to live by


(*keith yells out to his secretary*) ... has Santa returned my call?

a couple boomerangs would do... (Manu composite MTA's, trifly blanks, 30M relay German wind rangs)

oh, and vocal effects software




and a jeep and an electric guitar and a digereedoo and something better than whatever Keifer has/wants...

*yells back .. NO he hasnt answered your call yet because you have been BAD!!!! hehehehe..

I definately want what Lauren wants... plus my house to magically be painted, a spa for me to relax in, the kids to have a micro chip in them so i can press a button and there would be no noise, no nagging etc ... *sigh lol

and djrangman you forgot to ask for neverending packet of Tim Tams..

Listen to you, Dan, .. you wouldn't know what to do with Manu composite MTA's if ya had them, ya poser

and the only vocal effects software in stock is the Britney Spears Edition ... It's on the way

** Waits patiently for someone to ask for World Peace and a job working with children and animals, before handing them the Caedes Christmas Tiara & Sceptre **

I want world peace and a job working with children and animals!!

No, I'm lying, actually I just want a caedes tiara and sceptre...

I have children and animals.. and its a job keeping the peace.. will that do... do I get the Caedes tiara and sceptre.. LOL...

Ive been A good girl... and i would like:

1) Ipod
2) a week w/out my sister
3) new computer
4) more CD's
5) More land around my house
6) New Head Phones
7) books! LOTS!
8) new curtains for me room

um, thats about it. though, ive been waiting 3 years for the curtains. lol

Hmmm. . . . .I suppose I've been relatively good this year Santa. . .well, maybe better then years before ;). . . . . .

#1-A digital camera.

#2-Ipod (I'm thinking 1 of these is on just about everyone's Christmas list ;) )

#3-Photoshop

#4-Movies (hmm. . .how about The Titanic, although, we might have that 1 lying around the house somewhere. . .maybe some comedy movies will do me some good 2 ;) )

#5-Thats just about it. . . .though more then all of the above. . .I think a trip to NY would do me some good. :-)

Dear Santa,
Since Phil wants us to be serious & you're bringing Jenn's lost kitty home & all.....Couldja bring home 2 lost & very precious items to me ? Alice, my little sister, has been lost to breast cancer these 6 years now, and Jimmy, her oldest, was lost to a roadside bomb in Iraq this past January 31, 2005.
Dearest Santa, it's just not a holiday w/o them, I love them & I want them home.
That's all,
Sincerely,
Your Brightest Elf & Most Shining Star,
Lauren

My deepest sympathy Lauren. . . I hope Santa can somehow grant that wish for you. : ' (

Huh? ... and I gave up my wish for silly weight loss ...

(*oh, wait .. no I didn't .. It just looks that way*)

** hands Keith the Ruby Slippers® so he can have another wish **

Oh! .. alrighty then

I hope George Bush uses his imaginary powers to outlaw using cellphones while driving (the world over) .. and, if that goes through, then ... while standing, sitting, sleeping, and balancing a chair on your nose .. (I reserve the right to add to this list .. since it equates to world peace on the great scale of things)

On that note for the governments of the world to force the pharmaceutical companies to release the drug compounds that they keep hidden, so that their can be a cure for things like cancer, Aids and various others diseases. At least to make them a chronic disease in stead of a fatal one!

Amen

YAY!!! I think Santa may be listening...we found my kitty...haven't caught the little bastard yet...but we trapped him under our house...so ummm Santa...I thank you, and humbly ask that you convince that little a**hole of a cat to wander into the cat trap so that we may bring him back in the house...and Santa...not meaning to ask for a lot...but you think you can tell that little jerk of a kitty not to snaek out and run away again. Thank you Santa. I love my kitty and miss him...but right now he IS being a little jerk!!!

**Oh and Santa...W.O.T.E's idea of a four-door that never seems to run out of gas...I'd like one of those please!!! And can you make sure it is mechanically sound too....and that losing weight and never finding it again...well I'll go for that also!!!

ummm your wish has been partly granted oh "great baby big ears"... LOL.. its illegal here to drive and use the cell phone.. =D

Some places here too, it's becoming more popular....personally I think the idiots who leave them on in a restaurant or the theater or the movies should be taken out in the parking lot & beaten badly....maybe with a meat tenderizer, you know that little mallet ? So everyone can see & know....sort of a modern day branding

Let's see. I've been reasonably good...

1) Celestron C-20 Telescope (dreaming big!)
2) Canon EOS 350D + all the goodies
3) Dual 19" Viewsonic LCD display + latest GPU and Dualcore AMD CPU setup

Dear Santa,
First I would like to thank you for bringing my kitty home YAY! Now not to sound un-appreciative or anything, but I have another Christmas wish that I hope you find in the goodness of your jolly heart to grant. Please let my beloved Oakland Raiders make it to the playoffs. Yes Santa, I know it is asking for a whole lot...its a longshot really, but even if they go as a wildcard entry I would be truly grateful! Santa, I wouls also like to apologize for my constant use of colorful adjectives...I know there are better words than the F word...but sometimes that F word just gets the point across better. I hope you understand and forgive me this little naughtiness.
So to summarize Santa, thank you for bringing my lost kitty home....and I would like a new car (mechanically sound, with 4 doors, and great fuel economy), a case of Blackened Voodoo beer from Dixie Brewing Co., I would like to lose 50 pounds and never find it again (and I mean weight, not that strange English means of payment), and finally Santa, I would like for my Raiders to make it to the playoffs.
Thank you Santa!

Hmm. . . I wonder if Santa comes to Caedes. :-)

the chimney must be clear .. enough people blow smoke up 'it' ... eh .. "upwards"

*checks chimney* Yup, it's clear.

Mr Bluechip realising I could do more than his apprentce. Peace brothers and sisters. XX

Santa Baby,
I want a healthy 2006 for my family and friends
I want my business to grow more successful
I want to see the snow this winter
I want to sit on your lap and tickle your beard

LOL Kim !!

Please Santa, bring me a video camera so I can make funny movies staring my friends and me!!

Santa - Wanting one of these Mosquito's badly - an invention of pure genuis designed to target and punish chavs and hoodies. brilliant.

watch out kids - we're about to take back our streets and neighbourhoods cue maniacal laughing...

lmao

I want one of those... I reckon every parent who has teenagers should have one.. then when their "friends" come over and wont go home just flick a switch.. LOL

The problem is that you'll most likely be driving your teen out of the house together with the mob of friends! LOL

and? a plan with no drawbacks

they just need to make a small version now for car protection or a really small one for mobi phones so if some chav steals it you could dial it up with a code and activate the built in mosquito. marvellous.

I hope it works on the younger ones.. I do want one.. You know, the 8 year old who squeaks his shoes on the store floors..

Thats mean. :) I'm not going to hang outside of your shop, I promise, just don't sick the mosquito on me. :)

Do you squeak your shoes on the floors to annoy old ladys?? Do you stomp across your neighbors yard on your way home from school every day.. Do you play music loud enough the shake your neighbors house down?? Those are only three requiremente to be excused.. There are many more..

no excuses ** flicks the switch **

YEAH!!!!!!!

No! No switch! :( I don't do any of those, I'm a good girl, most of the time. :)

I believe you Maria, you're my favorite cheerleader !

Thanks Lauren. . .just don't hurt me :)

Not me hon, never

Andrew, however.....

( JK CGI)

awww poor Andrew..

Right, I am going to buy shares in earplugs. Preferably those endorsed by rappers and Britney Spears...

Lauren...you want to hurt me ? :'(

Never ever hon ( * soothingly * )

I was just teasing & it flopped, you're a good friend & I'm sorry....PAX ?

I'd like my own Segway

Segway - sounds good.

And, to refer to Phil's earlier comment ...I work with children, so that gives me a half share in the sceptre at least...
Animals? not really...
And I do very much desire world peace, so I'm on the way!

Hey - If every one who read this made a random act of (peace giving) kindness we could make a start right here on caedes. And you could get some kudos (or at least some karma) by posting here ... something like...ummm...."done!" would do the trick!

Just a thought.

... let the day be ... peaceful.

One small 24 hour block, that's all I am asking. No struggles, no fights, no warring and no one wanting ... for just the day.

(*for some reason .. keith thinks of 'peaces' of pie ... goes off to check the fridge*) ...

Hula Hoop, me & Alvin.....

Snow all day on Christmas Day. Oh and Christmas Carols being sung in all schools to back up our heritage and culture in the UK. I had a 18 year old ask me who Winston Churchill was last night this country is going down the secular multi cultural pan. I would like a common sense of what it is to live in the UK for everybody here so we all have common ground and we can alow respect for different cultures @ the same time.

A roof that doesn't leak.. A basement were I don't crack my head on the support beams.. most of all a bedroom where I can't touch the ceiling..

You're living in a doll house .. get out ... ken said he was just going out for cigarettes .. but that was twenty years ago

So long as he never comes home, what do I care..

Can we have no illness in the world just really clean and simple death when it's our time. Sorry for the dark post but treatments and grief I reckon are so uneccessary. Clean and simple your dead son (for me) would be just fine.

(*keith clutches at chest .. falls over with a thud*)

(*never wanting to miss a celebration .. peeks out of one eye*)

Uh uh ... no peeking.
Save some for the afterlife, where alllll images receive a C-Index of 101.

*pokes Keith*

With a needle ?

Lol, yessss.

But, I did take the precautionary measures of dulling it ... a bit ;) .

You're so considerate Les