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rotflmao...but He likes elephants.
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'Study the past, if you would divine the future.' - Confucius
And besides, I'm waiting for that " X " word so I can use XANGA......no more ordinary xylophones for this girl !!!!
* sniff *
SOMEBODY who shall remain nameless is just jealous about a cheer........
* sniff *
SOMEBODY who shall remain nameless is just jealous about a cheer........
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Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right.....Three Lefts Do
But it takes a lot of talent for Elephants playing Xylophones.. LOL
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"I cannot change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination" / Jimmy Dean
*giggles* ^_^
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"Pity? It was pity that stayed Bilbo's hand. Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends. My heart tells me that Gollum has some part to play yet, for good or ill before this is over. The pity of Bilbo may rule the fate of many."- "I wish the Ring had never come to me.
I wish none of this had happened..." "So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us."-Gandalf
*ponders a xylophone orchestra*
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'Study the past, if you would divine the future.' - Confucius
hehehe... that would be a huge sound.. lol
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"I cannot change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination" / Jimmy Dean
Imagine the racket if a mouse turned up at the Elephant Xylophone Orchestra!
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There are three colours, Ten digits and seven notes, its what we do with them that’s important.
Ruth Ross
lmao....like Ride of the Valkyries on anvils
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'Study the past, if you would divine the future.' - Confucius
This WAS intended to be a deeply philosophical conversation for the cognoscenti, the illuminati, perhaps even the glitterati (if they could leave their entourage at home for the night) ... instead, all that showed up are the Orchestrati
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wookin pa nub
LOL… to right… hehehe.
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There are three colours, Ten digits and seven notes, its what we do with them that’s important.
Ruth Ross
w00t! .. coins a new word .. remember me after the world blows up and the archeologists from Beta Zentari show up to comb thru the wreckage
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wookin pa nub
His nose will still be here, blinking, 500 years from now.....
with all the stryofoam
with all the stryofoam
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Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right.....Three Lefts Do
LOL
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"I cannot change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination" / Jimmy Dean
Ok, I have given the subject matter some serious thought and here is my top 5 Offtopic discussion threads:
5) Well, of course ... this one.
4) TPBM.
Ahh, to be young and foolish and waste time again in a nonsensical and fun way ... perchance to dream.
3) What R U eating Right Now?
Sad ... so sad. So many off-colour jokes and no where to put them. That and it amazes me that we have an abundance of this food source called 'air,' and millions go hungry. What kind of world do we live in?
2) What's hitting your ears right now?
Audiophiles don't go away, they just wait for their vinyl collection to appreciate.
And the number one thread goes to ... *drumroll and rimshot* ...
1) "Things I never told my parents."
5) Well, of course ... this one.
4) TPBM.
Ahh, to be young and foolish and waste time again in a nonsensical and fun way ... perchance to dream.
3) What R U eating Right Now?
Sad ... so sad. So many off-colour jokes and no where to put them. That and it amazes me that we have an abundance of this food source called 'air,' and millions go hungry. What kind of world do we live in?
2) What's hitting your ears right now?
Audiophiles don't go away, they just wait for their vinyl collection to appreciate.
And the number one thread goes to ... *drumroll and rimshot* ...
1) "Things I never told my parents."
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes,
but in having new eyes.
- Marcel Proust
I missed a thread called "things I never told my parents " ?
Ratz !
Ratz !
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Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right.....Three Lefts Do
It was the only way to tell them, that what happened at summer camp was an anomaly. Never happened again, and never will.
... *goes off chuckling and doing some guffawing*
... *goes off chuckling and doing some guffawing*
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes,
but in having new eyes.
- Marcel Proust
LOL .. uh huh ... I know what you did last summer
well, I've consumed the goodies from my lunch, only the vegetables left .. and ..I failed to find the thread
well, I've consumed the goodies from my lunch, only the vegetables left .. and ..I failed to find the thread
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wookin pa nub
Oh! .. sorry .. I was cleaning out the basement and accidently "BUMPED" into this threadbare ... er .. thread .. ya think I should put it out at the garage sale? .. probably won't get much for it
(*goes back to moving boxes around*) ..
(*holds up a skimpy chiffon lingerie thingie .. wads it up and sticks it in his pocket*)
(*goes back to moving boxes around*) ..
(*holds up a skimpy chiffon lingerie thingie .. wads it up and sticks it in his pocket*)
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Clap on ~@~ Clap off ... Caedes Black Label
Slow day on the "net ? Busy resurrecting old threads ? The good news is you're keeping youself occupied
Idle hands & all that ....
Idle hands & all that ....
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Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls .......Let The Machine Get It ........
MY GALLERY
Did you find my teal blue one KEIFER?
I really must stop doing that ... that is, leaving my unmentionables in other people's garages. I almost ... almost, never get them back.
Hmm, would you take a partially rendered fractal in exchange for the pink slip on the thread?
I really must stop doing that ... that is, leaving my unmentionables in other people's garages. I almost ... almost, never get them back.
Hmm, would you take a partially rendered fractal in exchange for the pink slip on the thread?
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes,
but in having new eyes.
- Marcel Proust
Plus 10 bucks
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Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls .......Let The Machine Get It ........
MY GALLERY
Only a hundred and 80 shopping threads till ... eh ... annexation
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We shall never surrender.
Well, truthfully ... I'm in this as long as the cookies hold out and then ... gone. I know, I know ... my honesty is refreshing. I get that alot.
Well, truthfully ... I'm in this as long as the cookies hold out and then ... gone. I know, I know ... my honesty is refreshing. I get that alot.
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes,
but in having new eyes.
- Marcel Proust
OMG !!! I'm gonna have to start budeting my er....uh....threads
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Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls .......Let The Machine Get It ........
MY GALLERY
Is it raining?
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Old Indian saying: You can lead a politician to water but you can't make him think...............
My Gallery...and please vote on everyone's photos .
*opens umbrella in the thread* ... doing this isn't a good idea is it?
Heard something about 7 years of bad rendering? What? It's true then? Nutz.
Oh well ... let's see, extra socks ... yeah, gonna need them ...
Heard something about 7 years of bad rendering? What? It's true then? Nutz.
Oh well ... let's see, extra socks ... yeah, gonna need them ...
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes,
but in having new eyes.
- Marcel Proust
You were on the Titanic weren't you?
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Old Indian saying: You can lead a politician to water but you can't make him think...............
My Gallery...and please vote on everyone's photos .
Less than 40 shopping threads left ...
you might as well start deleting your galleries and replacing the art with screenshots of your favorite threads, replys, and waterballoon tosses
you might as well start deleting your galleries and replacing the art with screenshots of your favorite threads, replys, and waterballoon tosses
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Sometimes I try to make sense of what you people say, but then i remember who I'm listening to.
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-Everyone is entitled to my opinion- rescope.com.au
Ok, it's not often I get to be the voice of reason ...
Total count of threads created under Artistic Discussion - Desktop Wallpaper, Art, etc. :
1271
Total count of threads created under General Discussion - Offtopic:
1234
The time is nigh. *cues dramatic music*
Hmm, I am curious as to what will happen when those numbers converge. Maybe I will post something again? LOL.
Ohh ... ya, I slay me. :oP
Total count of threads created under Artistic Discussion - Desktop Wallpaper, Art, etc. :
1271
Total count of threads created under General Discussion - Offtopic:
1234
The time is nigh. *cues dramatic music*
Hmm, I am curious as to what will happen when those numbers converge. Maybe I will post something again? LOL.
Ohh ... ya, I slay me. :oP
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes,
but in having new eyes.
- Marcel Proust
Well, I guess it's time for this goblin to rise again & what could be more perfect than Halloween ?!
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I'm not only weird, but I'm gifted too ! ......CLICK TO SAVE LIVES !
.......MY GALLERY
hmmm… I wonder… if we call in the Great White Hunter… and have him send a thread or 2 to the graveyard… can we stave off the impending moment? 8•P
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One man sees things and says "why?" - but I dream things that never were and I say "why not?"
NO !! .. you wouldn't dare .. between you and Les .. I am gonna develop ulcers
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SMOKING can lead to management opportunities
I want Kiefer's beanie avatar back.....:) I miss licking his propeller....
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Due to FALL being my busiest season at my store...I rarely am able to view & comment. Someday I will catch up. PLEASE...if there is a particular work that you really want me to view, pm and I will make it a priority! Thanks so much!
Huh ... what a coincidence ... I miss watching you lick his propeller. :oP
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes,
but in having new eyes.
- Marcel Proust
O.o
Should I be in this thread? Something about the picture that enters my head, make me want to bleach it out.
Oi-veh
Should I be in this thread? Something about the picture that enters my head, make me want to bleach it out.
Oi-veh
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Don't make me do VooDoo on you. Mwa-ha-ha-ha-haaaa
What a prude you are, Curt....hehehehe
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Due to FALL being my busiest season at my store...I rarely am able to view & comment. Someday I will catch up. PLEASE...if there is a particular work that you really want me to view, pm and I will make it a priority! Thanks so much!
you know...elephants are even mentioned as going on an Ark in an Irish Folk song by the Irish Rovers...
"we'vve got cats and rats and elephants, but Lord i'm so forlorn...I just don't see no unicorn..."
and um, keith, what inspired this, anyway??
"we'vve got cats and rats and elephants, but Lord i'm so forlorn...I just don't see no unicorn..."
and um, keith, what inspired this, anyway??
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lately, i've fallen horribly behind in my thanks and comments. I'll catch up, but until I do, please know all your kind words are greatly appreciated.
he was playing with his unicorn horn....
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Due to FALL being my busiest season at my store...I rarely am able to view & comment. Someday I will catch up. PLEASE...if there is a particular work that you really want me to view, pm and I will make it a priority! Thanks so much!
I'm scared.
*hides in corner*
o_0 ... meep.
*hides in corner*
o_0 ... meep.
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I'm so slow, when life passes by, I never get a chance to live it.
Total count of threads created under Artistic Discussion - Desktop Wallpaper, Art, etc. :
1277
Total count of threads created under General Discussion - Offtopic:
1261
Oh oh ... looks around for the man with the gun ...
1277
Total count of threads created under General Discussion - Offtopic:
1261
Oh oh ... looks around for the man with the gun ...
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes,
but in having new eyes.
- Marcel Proust
well, we've had "hmmm" so look out for 'ahhh' 'ummmm' 'ohhhhh' 'hahahaha' and like-worded titles... coming soon to a DB near you..
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lately, i've fallen horribly behind in my thanks and comments. I'll catch up, but until I do, please know all your kind words are greatly appreciated.
when "the change" takes place we will need to re-think the calendars as well
so .. perhaps Hmmmm could be january
so .. perhaps Hmmmm could be january
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SMOKING can lead to management opportunities
hahahahaha would have to be April... =P
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MY GALLERY
........... "Live one day at a time and make it a masterpiece"
Brrrrrrr .. could be December
or ... hoe, hoe, hoe .. to remind you to buy gardening tools for spring (while they are cheap)
or ... hoe, hoe, hoe .. to remind you to buy gardening tools for spring (while they are cheap)
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SMOKING can lead to management opportunities
it could also be a marker for valentine's day :P
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lately, i've fallen horribly behind in my thanks and comments. I'll catch up, but until I do, please know all your kind words are greatly appreciated.
And I quote:
"ask yourselves .. do you want people to tremble when you are near due to your ability to choose the top five money making movies ... or ... for your ability create an image that repulses some and inspires others"
Welll ... pretty much sure I have a lock on the repulsive aspect ... think I want people to tremble in the knowledge that since joining the Offtopic DBs, my typing skills have dramatically improved to some scary android-like wpm number. :oP
Oh, but I keed of course.
I say ... everyone ... post a subject/topic in the Artistic Discussion forums!
Well, everyone that is, except ... you.
And 'you' know who you are. *furrows brow*
Don't even think about it ... you. *points finger ... pointedly*
"ask yourselves .. do you want people to tremble when you are near due to your ability to choose the top five money making movies ... or ... for your ability create an image that repulses some and inspires others"
Welll ... pretty much sure I have a lock on the repulsive aspect ... think I want people to tremble in the knowledge that since joining the Offtopic DBs, my typing skills have dramatically improved to some scary android-like wpm number. :oP
Oh, but I keed of course.
I say ... everyone ... post a subject/topic in the Artistic Discussion forums!
Well, everyone that is, except ... you.
And 'you' know who you are. *furrows brow*
Don't even think about it ... you. *points finger ... pointedly*
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes,
but in having new eyes.
- Marcel Proust
*takes Les* finger, uses it to remove a crusty prize that's been extremely uncomfortable in my nasal cavity* ahhhh much better... *returns Les' finger* thanks dude.
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lately, i've fallen horribly behind in my thanks and comments. I'll catch up, but until I do, please know all your kind words are greatly appreciated.
*shudders at that visual*
Glad it wasn't a 'pull my finger' reference. :oP
Glad it wasn't a 'pull my finger' reference. :oP
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes,
but in having new eyes.
- Marcel Proust
Dear God, just don't pull his finger ...
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I'm not only weird, but I'm gifted too ! ......CLICK TO SAVE LIVES !
.......MY GALLERY
I swear by everything that's holy I didn't read Les's post until AFTER I typed mine in ... lololololol
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I'm not only weird, but I'm gifted too ! ......CLICK TO SAVE LIVES !
.......MY GALLERY
Ok, Lauren ... place your right hand on this Gutenberg Bible and repeat after me ... :oP
Oh oh ... the count as it sits ...
Total count of threads created under Artistic Discussion - Desktop Wallpaper, Art, etc. :
1279
Total count of threads created under General Discussion - Offtopic:
1267
Are we going to stand for this people?!?!
*notices alot of people sitting*
I said ... are we going to ... uhm, nvm. I just thought up of a good one for the "TPBM" thread. *slinks away sheepishly ... and apologetically*
Oh oh ... the count as it sits ...
Total count of threads created under Artistic Discussion - Desktop Wallpaper, Art, etc. :
1279
Total count of threads created under General Discussion - Offtopic:
1267
Are we going to stand for this people?!?!
*notices alot of people sitting*
I said ... are we going to ... uhm, nvm. I just thought up of a good one for the "TPBM" thread. *slinks away sheepishly ... and apologetically*
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes,
but in having new eyes.
- Marcel Proust
by any chance, would that Bible's author have a first name of ... steve?
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lately, i've fallen horribly behind in my thanks and comments. I'll catch up, but until I do, please know all your kind words are greatly appreciated.
*shoots self in the head*
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lately, i've fallen horribly behind in my thanks and comments. I'll catch up, but until I do, please know all your kind words are greatly appreciated.
Luckily for Rob ... the bullet passes in through one ear and out the other ... leaving no brain trauma behind. :oP
O_o (<--- Rob's reaction ... *chuckles*)
Oh my ... Ed !! Let's go the tote board !!
*drumroll*
Total count of threads created under Artistic Discussion - Desktop Wallpaper, Art, etc. :
1281
Total count of threads created under General Discussion - Offtopic:
1262
Annexation staved off by the simulataneous creation of two threads for each side. This ... is going to be interesting ...
O_o (<--- Rob's reaction ... *chuckles*)
Oh my ... Ed !! Let's go the tote board !!
*drumroll*
Total count of threads created under Artistic Discussion - Desktop Wallpaper, Art, etc. :
1281
Total count of threads created under General Discussion - Offtopic:
1262
Annexation staved off by the simulataneous creation of two threads for each side. This ... is going to be interesting ...
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes,
but in having new eyes.
- Marcel Proust
ding ding ding ... we have a tie .... 1285 vs 1285
I'd call it a draw, but that is art related and to tie something requires science and the Intelligensia are all about bein' smart ...
You could say we are inta lectual .... wotevah lectual is .. we are inta it
resistance is futile .. you will be assimilated
this years calendar will be changed to drink coasters and mouse pads ... all art submissions from this day forth will have a dartboard superimposed on them
'coz that's a game of skill and numbers ... and we'll need those drink coasters because workin' with numbers is thirsty work
I'd call it a draw, but that is art related and to tie something requires science and the Intelligensia are all about bein' smart ...
You could say we are inta lectual .... wotevah lectual is .. we are inta it
resistance is futile .. you will be assimilated
this years calendar will be changed to drink coasters and mouse pads ... all art submissions from this day forth will have a dartboard superimposed on them
'coz that's a game of skill and numbers ... and we'll need those drink coasters because workin' with numbers is thirsty work
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TROPICAL BLUES .. YOU KNOW YOU'RE GONNA WANNA LOOK ... I'LL WAIT HERE
We probably should only count all the "What software do you guys use" and "What camera should I buy" as one thread each though, which would reduce the desktop wallpaper discussion to about 300...
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-Everyone is entitled to my opinion- rescope.com.au
I am ... afraid.
Hold me Sam.
Hold me Sam.
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes,
but in having new eyes.
- Marcel Proust
lmaoooooooooo
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I'm not only weird, but I'm gifted too ! ......CLICK TO SAVE LIVES !
.......MY GALLERY
LOL
oh, I'm sorry .. I was laughing and I BUMPED into this thread
oh, I'm sorry .. I was laughing and I BUMPED into this thread
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TROPICAL BLUES .. YOU KNOW YOU'RE GONNA WANNA LOOK ... I'LL WAIT HERE
Ok ... now I am very afraid.
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes,
but in having new eyes.
- Marcel Proust
So ? Where's the Ark ?!
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I'm not only weird, but I'm gifted too ! ......CLICK TO SAVE LIVES !
.......MY GALLERY
we turned it into a fastfood shack ...
smart people are hungrier than artists ....
smart people are hungrier than artists ....
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TROPICAL BLUES .. YOU KNOW YOU'RE GONNA WANNA LOOK ... I'LL WAIT HERE
Look ! It's the Burger King ! Yo, Keith, how'd you like them whoppers bud ?
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I'm not only weird, but I'm gifted too ! ......CLICK TO SAVE LIVES !
.......MY GALLERY
keith doesnt MAKE whoppers... he TELLS them...
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lately, i've fallen horribly behind in my thanks and comments. I'll catch up, but until I do, please know all your kind words are greatly appreciated.
Whew ... I feel better now after having seen Keith's new accessory to his avatar.
The King will protect us ...
!! ~ FooD Fight ~ !!
*throws a congealed meat patty at ...*
The King will protect us ...
!! ~ FooD Fight ~ !!
*throws a congealed meat patty at ...*
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes,
but in having new eyes.
- Marcel Proust
Wahey! We beat them!
But where is the champagne?
But where is the champagne?
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I'm so slow, when life passes by, I never get a chance to live it.
Namely, but not limited to:
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How, and where, we introduce the site to others ... (for example) .. "Hey, Englebert, have you heard about Caedes dot net .. the offtopic site with a difference .. (wink wink nudge nudge .. say no more)"
How we vote, comment, and rate a fellow Caedesian's word game ... "You daft twit .. that acronym \ favorite movie \ political satire .. makes no sense whatsoever"
How, and where, we proudly wear our T-Shirts ... "Oh, that's a Caedes 2005 shirt .. I can't wear that to the coffeehouse .. I gotta have a 2006 somewhere .. No? .. guess I'll have to get coffee at the museum ... MOM!!!"
How, and when, we break out the Caedes Card deck ... "Not yet dear, wait till the kids go to bed before we play Crazy Eights .. This isn't last years deck"
How, and where, we choose a house ... "Forests? Lakes? Mountains? .. I have no use for these .. I need academia, libraries, concrete ... If YOU can't handle this I'll get a real estate agent that can."
How, and where, we apply for new employment ... "I see that you're applying for a management position .. but, yet, on the 'Internet sites frequented' form you failed to list Caedes dot net .. perhaps you'd be happier, down the street, at Flippys Hamburger Shack .. it may not be a manager position .. but they're hiring and you meet the qualifications"
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ask yourselves .. do you want people to tremble when you are near due to your ability to choose the top five money making movies ... or ... for your ability create an image that repulses some and inspires others
I have seen the Caedes dot net T-Shirt for 2006 ... and it's just a big jumble of letters .. Like God's acronym game that he's having trouble solving without using elephant or xylophone for the umpteenth time