I stumbled upon this site thanks to the Firefox extension StumbleUpon (www.stumbleupon.com) and I must say that it is amazing. I could spend forever looking through the archives, well done to everyone involved and thanks for providing such great artwork free of charge for people to enjoy

Ok ... great ... welcome ... now post something!

(*notice the emphasis is on "welcome")

and the addiction begins?

Well, I stumbled on this & so far, I'm not impressed.....

Where's the laughter ? Where's the tears ? Where's the pathos ?

Where's the beer & nuts ?

(*raises hand*) .. nuts, here

Now all we need is someone to go on a beer run .....

Lezzeee, Andrew's not old enough....hmmmm....

Not me.. I don't drink the stuff.. Doesn't mix with my meds..

Yeah .. I've heard that before .. I think it was from the one calling for the beer run

I'm still not getting the beer.. I don't even like the stuff.. I know, heard it before.. I prefer white wine..

*arrives w/beer* new york sells anything to anyone...i'd like to hear some thank yous :)

Cheers!

Andrew I could tell THAT from some of your word game answers

Where is my wine..

Where's the beer ?!

Hey ! You started without me !

From my word game answers keith??? Like umm...what answers and how? and ur able to tl wat???

Must be your superior spelling abilities......

Andrew's Word Game answers .. From COMBOS



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11/20/05 1:17 PM
[complain] Re: C O M B O ' S :-) Corona & Lime :-)

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11/19/05 9:55 AM
[complain] Re: C O M B O ' S :-) Man & Woman

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See? ... I rest my case .. it's that knowing smile after you said it that makes me think you didn't get it from a commercial

send me $5 every week ... or I show this to your mom


and and and ... you're not supposed to know about the Man & Woman thing either ... too much corona&lime leads to man&woman

LOL... Is that the words of experience???? "too much corona&lime leads to man&woman "
LOL

Send ME 10$ a week, Blinky, or I'm showing this to Andrew's mom & telling her you're the guy who told her darling baby boy about Corona & Lime.......leading to Men & Women......

leading to him flunking algebra.....thereby failing horribly on his SAT's......Yale laughs in his face.......the downward spiral gets worse.....

he ends up working in a music store that specializes in used 8 tracks.......

Hmmm....Can't 8-tracks be classified as antiques now? People pay good green for "vintage" and "antique" stuff.... selling "vintage music tapes" could be a profitable career..... Pass me the wine, please.

hmmm *goes to cupboard where all old records are... woohoo.. i could be rich.. RICH I say.. LOL.. ermmm i'll have some wine too thanks.. *hands out empty glass...

During one of my many "moves" I decided that I wasn't going to continue with the "vinyl" trap anymore and I put all my 60's and 70's albums out for the trash man .. I happened to pass by a window when some of the neighborhood kids rode up on their bikes and picked thru them

they took all of my Neil Sedaka* and left the Pink Floyd

(*I kid I kid*)

' Fess up..........you kept the Neil Sedaka.........

Amazing.. Why would anyone have Niel Sedaka in their music librarys??

Must be that nose..

Corona & Lime is umm...from parties (i don't drink! trust me :) ) and plus! Man & Woman was well umm...uh...erm....self explanatory???

You better not drink, and you are still way to young for the Man & Woman thing.. Granny's watching you..

Pass the wine

Andrew, get outtta the way, you're too young

The hell with wine, make mine iced vodka, neat!

Baby big ears might have got rid of Neil Sedaka what he didnt tell you was that he kept his Bay City Rollers and Abba records.. *ooops sorry i wasnt supposed to tell anyone it just slipped out.. hehehehehe (kidding)

Oh and Andrew.. dont drink you could end up like this lot.. hehehehe *kidding

I don't drink :( Except for special occasions but umm...not the type of stuff that's considered "bad" and the Man & Woman thing...I had no idea ppl would think of it the other way!

Weren't The Bay City Rollers a team in the Roller Derby League ?

* note to Andrew ----Oh yes you did ! *

actually...i didn't lauren :(

could have been .. but .. they were also a british pop band that threw a dart at a map of the USA and chose their name to take the Americas by storm

I think the were the "geez we suck band" .. before the brits ran them out

Thank you, I knew who they were, I had their albums ( * blush *) they were from Scotland

Another joke that fell flat

well .. no .. It's just that I understood how important cheesy sports are to the midwest .. ( which isn't mid or west .. but that's for another day)

Cheesy Sports .. Like

Professional Wrestling .. (tell me you've never been .. )
Monster Truck Rallys
Roller Derby
NASCAR \ DRAG racing
Bobbing for apples ... (just seeing if you're still reading)

Professional Wrestling......never been, EVER
Monster Truck Rallys ......never been
Roller Derby ......never went, used to watch on TV, dated a Roller Derby Skater in the 70's
NASCAR/DRAG racing .....hate both, never been to NASCAR, been to the drag races cuz my boyfriend, eventually husband had a NHRA record holding super stock Ford
Bobbing for apples ,,,,elementary school Halloween parties, we got to wear aprons

Our bathrooms are indoors

Happy, Bubbles ?

LOL.. very clever.. lol.. happy bubbles .. lol

Well ... Since we know wives NEVER listen to their husbands prattle on about their hobbies .. you were able to rattle off that NRA SPCA supershot waterpistol .. whatever .. pretty easily

wot up wit dat?


One last sport .... Dwarf tossing

hehehe speaking of which.. hows it going midget Keith.. ROFLMAO...

Been to any office parties lately, little man ?

We don't toss dwarfs in Ohio...must be a California sport

ROFLMAO...

Hey ... I saw my first firefly while in ohio ... (*he says, changing the subject*)

you ever ... caught one in a jar? .. (*he says, changing the subject back*)

Are you talking to Jacqueline or me bubbles ?

Clarify please !

(*keith re-reads his post .. filtering each word thru his ohioan-to-californian dictionary .. the dictionary BLOWS UP upon encountering the word ohio*)

Ya can't buy a good ohioan-to-ANYTHING dictionary .. coz .. they're made in ohio

LOL.. well its gotta be u Lauren im no where near Ohio.. lol

Didn't see your post...sorry. You live to make me apologize

OKAY ! Point 1--I was able to rattle off that NHRA crap so fast cuz my husband was sitting here working on our son's computer & I asked him, like I could remember that ...but he sure can

Point 2 - Of course I caught lightning bugs as a kid ! We put 'em in a jar with holes in the top so they could breathe & put grass in there too so they could eat

We also put flies in Snapdragons, mashed geranium petals & smeared the juice all over my hands & went home & told the baby sitter I fell off my bike & got hurt & times like this were when my mom said I could have extra money for the ice cream man. That last part never worked.

I never knew why

because your babysitter did it too .. years before you

and I will NEVER make you apologize .. I will make you listen to me RAZZ you though

RAZZ away, Bubbles

Deep down your husband resents that he no longer has a super-duper double overhead cam doohickey .. and ... he resents that you don't remember it fondly, wistfully, dreamily

g'won .. say .. "hey, let's go out this weekend and buy back that thingamajigamabob you had when I met ya' .."

then, wait for him to look at you, keep a steady gaze, no smirking .. and as the realization sinks in that you truely mean it ... say .. "ahh hah .. in your dreams buddy ... do you know what gas costs these days ... then say ... "could you bring me another wine cooler

I'd have to hurt him badly if he ever thought about it....dirty, smelly, greasy, loud,

And that was just the people ! Hated drag racing...he had a friend named Hillbilly Jim ( swear on a stack this is true ) married, family, lived in an apartment, rented his furniture, wife worked 2 jobs so he could have enough money for his car.

* change of subject * Let's start a Birthday Thread ! Whatd'ya think ?

LOL .. oh you are a brave brave woman.. lol...

Naw .. don't think so .. don't know nobody whose birthday it is .. 'cept'n, of course, those that have already stepped forward

Kim
Mum
LG
Lespurado

I think that's it .. can't think of any I missed

oh i can think of one more.. lol.. *pushes baby big ears ... oooohhhh look who stepped forward... hehehehe

naw .. uh uh .. look at the date under your avatar .. ok .. maybe my avatar .. see?

yeah i see it.. its the same as yours.. duh!!!

Yup, the date's the same...* nudges baby big ears a little harder *
careful there Bubbles, you'll fall

mah noze iz fool of helium .. ahh caanawt fawl ... (i gawt a code .. ahhhchoo)

OMG...A blinkie that's stuffed up ? Does it blink to a beat ? Disco ? Salsa ? The Hustle ?

hiphop .. thilly .. spankmaster's top 40

OMG !!! I fell off my chair !!!

ROFLMAO !!!!

Why oh why can't we use emoticons ?????!!!!

hiphop!! lol.. thought it would have been rap.. lmao.... you know yo! Iffy Scents.. lol