how much easier it is to trim edges if u use a fresh x-acto blade?

(*keith tries desperately to think of a comeback*)

(*explodes*)

*doesn't clean up*

how much easier it is to trim edges if you get the guy in the store to do it

Oh no no no .. dear ohio woman .. find out what she's trimming first .. there are decency laws ...

well, maybe not in ohio

lol. I don't think my boss is paying for that guy after he already paid me.

and omg... I STUMPED KEITH! *tries to picture wordless Keifer*

Computer Brain spat back: Image does not compute.

hahahaha... quick take a pic.. its a once in a lifetime opportunity.. keith lost for words.. lol Can see the headlines now...
"Caedes discussion board in a frenzy".. Baby Big Ears, Aka Keifer, Iffy Scence, Spanky, Keith or hey you cali boy.. silenced by comment on trimming edges? The only sound heard was the sound of his brain ticking over, while Caedians sat in awe waiting for a witty response, but alas the poor lad was absolutely dumfounded.... will the Caedes discussion board ever be the same again..... Will Baby Big Ears.. get his quick comeback?

hehehehe =PPPPP

You forgot " Bubbles "

Mustn't forget " Bubbles "

His other nickname...." Bubbles " ?

arrrgggg damn knew i'd forget one of them... LOL

An additional news article, buried in Section E, Column 3, below the comics

NEW ! FOR CHRISTMAS ! THE CLAPPER BLINKING NOSE !
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, you too can be the proud possessor of a Brand New Blinking Nose that you can turn on and off with the aid of America's best ....

the Ronco Clapper ! Yes, your nose can clap on clap off!!!
Turn it on from your bed !Turn it off from the shower with a clap of your hands !

Order now, $376.98 plus tax & shipping.

Ohhhh now I know what to get Keith for christmas...LOL

Youse guyz are chust gellus!!!



come on .. sing it

Keifer with your nose so bright .. won't you guide our thread tonight

Ok.. I'll sing... don't say I didn't warn ya *cough.. clears throat...

"Keifer with your nose so brighttt... won't you guide our thread tonight"

Hey! where'd everyone go I wasn't that bad! Was I?? I only sang one line.. =(( COMEBACK!!!!

LOL

I'm still here.. Just laughing so hard, I had to wait for the shaking to stop, so I can type..
OMG!!!! You got him!!!!!

* modestly blushes *

He'll get us next time.. He always does..

Well, I was going to do this whole long thing where The Ronco Clapper Blinking Nose ( I can't type that w/o snickering, really ) never sells due to lack of interest & is sold to discount stores who eventually peddle them off to your local Dollar General for a low low price of .98 cents, half off with coupon & a purchase of twelve 50 pound bags of Munchkin Chow

But then I decided I couldn't go that far

Hehehehehe :-)

You'd lose your shirt ..

Munchkin Chow doesn't have enough profit margin to carry the Ronco Blinking Nose Clapper and come out the other end in the black .. EVERYBODY knows that

Well.. It does make good food for big eared, blinking nosed elves, and that clapper thing is fun to play with..

Yo Keith, isn't the rest of The Lollipop Guild lonely without your bright & shining face ?

*snicker

Hmmmpppfffttt ... I nose wen ahm knot wunted


(*slams door*)

(*opens door*)

I HATE YOU

(*slams door*)


(*places ear to door to listen for the .. "oh, here we go agains" .. *)

(*slinks over to his computer .. turns the volumn down .. plays video games*)

(*notices he's getting hungry*)

(*opens door almost falls over Keith listening at the door*) Oi!!!!! Baby Big Ears.. I have chocolate brownies for ya.. COME BACK !!!
mmm they smell yummy... taste good too.. better hurry up before they are all gone...

I've got a lollip ~op ......just for you ~uuuu ....

... how much easier it is to cut yourself using a fresh x-acto blade?

Can you say 'staunch the flow?' I knew that you could.