If someone well known would have married so and so they would be...

Example: If Olivia Newton John had married Elton John she would be Olivia Newton John John, or if Elton John would have married Red Skelton he would have been Elton Skelton. Keep in mind Elton did marry a man. Hyphenated names acceptable.

As they pop into my head:
Mariah Carey and Richard Prior = Mariah Prior
Halle Berry and Buddy Holly = Halle Holly Berry
Mini Driver and Jean Claude Van Damme = Mini Van-Driver

Can't think of any more...

There used to be a college basketball coach named Brent (Brett?) Hooten.

If Olivia Newton John would have married Elton John, divorced him and kept a hyphenated name, and married Hooten she would be Olivia Newton Hooten John John.

If Sharon Stone married Kid Rock she would be Sharon Stone-Rock.

If Jackie Onassis would have married M.C. Hammer she would have been Jackie Hammer.

Helen Hunt + Michael J Fox = Helen Fox Hunt
William Hurt + Britney Spears = Britney Spears Hurt
Joan Rivers + Jeff Bridges = Joan Bridges Rivers
Stephen Fry + Kevin Bacon = Stephen Fry Bacon

Oh No! As clayton puts head in hands.

If Apple Paltrow marries Aaron Carter when they grow up, she would be Apple Carter. Or if she had married Peter Sellers, Apple Sellers... or Frances Farmer to be Apple Farmer?

How about Larry King and Bing Crosby = Bing King? Or Albert Berger to become Larry Berger King (one for the Brits there).
Kate Bush + Halle Berry = Kate Berry Bush
Mary Shelley + Robert Shaw = Mary Shelley Shaw

Terra Banks and Johnny Cash...Terra Banks Cash.

Here is a stretch...John Kerry and Deborah Harry (Blondie)....Deborah Harry Kerry...think Japanese.

Theresa Heinz married John Kerry she'd be Terry Kerry ....oh wait....she did

NEVAR MYND

Kate Bush and George Bush...Kate Bush Bush

Miralsov Klose (soccer player) and Bill Gates...Miraslov Klose Gates.

Anthony Stewart Head and Richard Gere....... Richard Head (think common shortening of the name Richard)

*rolls eyes" Well, Jacqueline, I guess someone had to lower the tone eventually... ;-)

why whats wrong with Tony Gere? :-)

Richard Petty and Johnny Cash...Richard Petty-Cash.

Alexander Graham Bell and Franchot Tone (old actor)...Alexander Graham Bell-Tone.

Mario Lanza (singer) and Tony Danza...Mario Lanza-Danza

Clair Booth Loose and Johnny Cash...Claire Booth Loose-Cash.

Come on, just cuz I said it, you were all thinking it....

Thinking what?

Thinking of ways to make funny rude name jokes...

If Deborah Harry married Jemma Pollari she would be Deborah Harry Pollari.

If Martin Short married Howie Long he would be Martin Short-Long.

If Claire Booth Loose married John Wilkes Booth she would be Claire Booth Loose Booth.

If Claire Booth Loose married Chip Foose (Car builder) and kept her previous name with JWB she would be Claire Booth Loose Booth Foose.

If Bea Arthur married Sting she would be Bea Sting.

LOL @ Clair Booth Loose Booth Foose...

If Fiona Apple married Quinton Crisp (or me, for that matter) she'd be Fiona Apple Crisp.
If Bjork married Robert Bork she'd become Bjork Bork.

Good ones there Robert, now yer in the club.

Edward Woodward + Elijah Wood = Edward Woodward-Wood? (it's such a silly name to begin with, though...)

Woody Allen and Elijah Wood....Woody Wood.

Woody Allen and Howdy Doody...Woody Doody

Woody Doody and Elijah Wood...Woody Doody Wood

If (baseball player) Pee-Wee Reese married (musician) Woody Herman he'd be Pee-Wee Herman.

If Della Reese married Pee Wee Reese she would be Della Reese Reese.

Della Reese Reese divorces Pee Wee Reese and keeps her married name.

If Della Reese Reese married Reese Witherspoon she'd be Reese Reese Reese...

Jemma,

You gotta do something about that speech impediment.

If Uma Thurman married (writer) Alexandre Dumas she'd be Uma Dumas.

If Uma Thurman married Pee Wee Herman she would be Uma Thurman Herman.

If Picabo Street married Erykah Badu she'd be Picabo Badu.

Hey Girlyman, you are getting your stuff from 50's songs aren't you?

Hi Jerry. I guess the people in my last post are not familiar to you. They're both american. Erykah Badu is a black singer currently active.I know nothing about her but have heard the name. Picabo Street is a skier,now retired but she won a silver madal in the '94 olympics and gold in '98. BTW your work is nice. you take pictures of various places in your beautiful state.There is a slightly known songwriter/producer/musician in Canada named Ben Mink. If (singer) Pink married him she'd be Pink Mink.

Good stuff Girlyman...I know who you are talking about but it makes me think of the goofy lyrics of backup singers in the 50's ...doo waa waa and the like. Thanks for your kind comments on my work. Keep thinkin.