This thread is to call attention to and send mad love out to those little sneaky creatures...the Caedes Elves. They are the ones who do those feel good "drive by's", sneaking in to run a warm bath or to leave a chocolate. Lately I have had many of those feel good "drive by's", and while the Caedes Elves try to be sneaky not wanting credit...I know they are there and they are appreciated!

So give props to those goodwill beings that work so hard to bring a smile.

My dear ... you are most welcome. :))

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wait ...*choke* *gasp* I can't breathe ....LOL....Alf / Ellie I left a request on your pers page, & BTW....Welcome to Caedes !

*falls over in laughter*

lmao

...and the Caedes Elves come out of hiding to giggle at this thread.

especially the 2 sharing a brain… how freaky is that?

Hahaha! Haven't seen anything this funny since the Cows vs. Chikins thread! Thanks! I needed that!..=P

I just can't wait to see his uploads ! LOL

His...or hers?..=P

Or it's ...... ;o)

LMAO! This is so weird!..=P

We gotta find some elves jokes......just to keep the spirit alive & all, & then post them on his pers page :D

hmmmm.. because im at the other end of this planet.. i had no idea what a Keebler elf was.. yes i know.. shameful isnt it.. do ya think the little fella can pop down here and leave some of those good looking cookies here... pleeeeeeeeease dont tell me this is a chicken vs cow thingy... dont think i'd survive laughing that much again... hehehehe

I can't believe I'm the only one to trot over & wish the KeeblerElf a welcome ......shame on you people ! Why, he could be related to the Head Elf Himself ! Think of the great cookies we could get !

I've already put in a request that the chocolate fudge on the Fudge Stripe Cookies be made "fudgier" ....

You can all thank me later

I heard another elf left home baked goods in his tree 8•P

Top 10 Elf Pickup Lines

1. "I'm down here"

2. Just because I've got bells on my shoes, doesn't mean I'm a sissy.

3. I was once a lawn ornament for 'NSynch. Want to meet them?

4. I can get you off Santa's naughty list.

5. I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys.

6. I'm a magical being. Can I try to make your top and bra disappear?

7. No, no. I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks over at Keebler. (Yes, we have a sense of humor.)

8. Get an eyedropper of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man.

9. You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig.

10.I can eat my weight in cocktail weiners!


Top 10 Elf Pet Peeves

10. After too much eggnog, Mrs. Claus is "all hands."

9. Ever since they hit the big time, those damn Keebler Elves act like we don't exist.

8. Santa keeps asking, "Does this suit make me look fat?"

7. That idiot Blitzen always mistaking you for a chew toy.

6. You're enjoying the Jacuzzi, and Santa gets in naked.

5. Now have to work through coffee breaks thanks to the McCaughey septuplets.

4. It's at least a thousand miles from North Pole to nearest strip club.

3. Next to "race" on the census forms, there's never a box marked "elf."

2. Hookers who laugh when you take your pants off.

1. Health plan doesn't cover sleigh rash.

Uhm ... I got a "comment request," is this a good thing?

DON"T DO IT!!! They will hate you if you are honest. Run!!! Get out while you can!

...and here i was trying to give props for all the good things those goodwill ambassasdors have done...guess the elves don't like recognition.

Ok, I will no longer praise the works of the Caedes Elves...but a heads up...that Keebler Elf is a feisty one...you gals better stay on your toes. Little guys talk big...and sometimes can back it up...and Lauren and Cat...2 hot women...I think he may be trying to get some phone numbers or something here soon...

LMAO! Yeah, maybe he's attracted to their matching caps! You know, different elves go for different things!..=P

*innocent look* what are you talking about? 8•P

Oh, I don't know..LOL!

*raises eyebrow*

LOL @ Scionlord! What eyebrow?

I'm sure it's hidden under that green helmet .....along with Heaven knows what ... ;~)

Dark Secrets of the Keebler Elves:

1) They've stashed the bodies of the seven dwarfs in the treehouse freezer.

2) Did a New Year's Eve drive-by at the Pillsbury Doughboy's house.


What happens when a Keebler Elf throws up?
He tosses his cookies!

LMAOOOOOOOO !!!!!!

An expose is in the works ! :D

If he doesn't stop that blinking I'm coming up there and it will look like he only has one eye cuz the other one will be black. I'm pretty easy going but that blinking.......

I set my browser so it doesn't accept cookies, tossed or not.

Hip Hip Horray!! Hip Hip Hooray!! Go Caedes Elves go! go! go!!

Hey Miss Cande your'e a dandy...so nice to have you handy...my cheap attempt at poetry. Don't expect more.....I know....I know...

Elf Jokes

If there were 11 elves, and another one came along, what would he be? -> The twelf

What is big, green and packs a trunk? --> An Elfephant.

What is a female elf called? A shelf.

What do you call an elf with a skin disease? --> A leper-chaun.

What do you call an Elf walking backwards? --> A Fle

What do Elves use to go from floor to floor? --> An Elfevator

What do you call a wound that is caused by being stabbed by an Elf? --> An Elf-Inflicted wound.

How do you describe a rich elf? --> Welfy

What nerve is used to sense elves? --> The Elfactory Nerve.

*bangs head on monitor*

Someone mention cookies?

I am sooooooo there ... er, 'here?' :PP

RJ, you should be ashamed of yours-elf! Those jokes were just too lepre-corny! REFL!!!

LOL Larry! My favorite of yours: What do you call an elf with a skin disease? --> A leper-chaun. lol :D

Awww Sam! Everybody knows I have no shame! Isn't that a requirement to become a Caedes member?..=PP

*hangs head in shame*

I'm ashamed… of how little it takes to amuse me. lmao.

Yes *chortles* it's the little things that amuse me the most, I always say ....
And have been all day ...lol...

LMAO... you guys are too much... ROFLMAO.. thanks for brighting up my day.. lol
hate to agree with Lauren.. i get amused by the little things too... lol...

You mean like being in that "secret room" and realizing there is no toilet paper and no one else is home to hear your pleas?

What do they call a wild elf in Texas ?

Gnome on the range !

What do you call it when an Elf hides under the stairs to peek up Lauren's skirt?

The Stelf Approach

LOl @ Cat !

What kind of bread do elves make sandwiches with ?

Shortbread, of course !

And they wear shorts, go to short films, idolize Martin Short, and have short tempers.

Jerry ! You just ruined a bunch more jokes for me ! That'll put you on Santa's " short " list ya know !

Oh not that! I want a new camera and it must be on the long list. Go ahead and use my jokes.

Are you guys all narcissistic or something?!? You're completely Elf-obsessive!

Narcissistic? Isn't that a flower?

Aye it is, but it is actually called the Elfissistic Rose.

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What's the first thing elves learn in school?
The "elf"-abet!

How do elves greet each other?
"Small world, isn't it?"

Elfamental physics.....elf laxative.

What is big, green & packs a trunk ?

An elfephant

Hey Lauren! I already said that! LOL!

Well, apparently anything worth repeating is worth repeating by me ! LOL

Larry...we aren't really saying what you are saying...we are lip synching.

Nice save Jerry !

*ponders people miming*

Well my beloved Caedes Elves...I will not toot your horn any more...however...if you read this thread...another Calgon moment would be nice...and some more of those yummy godiva chocolates! Thank you.

Ask, & ye shall receive .....*hands over a 2 pound box of Godiva Chocolates PLUS Truffles & starts to run the warm bath water, after throwing in a huge palmful of peony scented bath salts*

*Oops ! I almost forgot.......your ONE glass of chilled white wine*

Enjoy hon.....

Well thanks Lauren! Join me? No...not what you think...half of that glass of wine.

Thank you Caedes Elf....oops sorry...I mean...umm...don't toot horns...ummm...screw you Caedes Elf...ah whatever the anti-thank you is...Caedes Elves don't like recognition.

*ahem...clears throat* Your very welcome hon, hope you enjoyed the Truffles

Speaking of Elves... Will they PLEASE return my muse that they kidnaped? Things have been sooo dry lately. That, and I can't find a suitable replacement for her.

Get in line Curt ......I feel your pain

*Pulls a ticket from the machine*

"aww fudge & cookies... 5,682"

*Looks at Board*

"Now serving #4"

*Proceeds to eat ticket*

Hey Curt! That 5682 was the winning Power Ball number! How good are you at puzzles?

Post mastification reformation is not one of my strong points... :o/

Well I guess for a few billion dollars you would give it a try...if not can you mail yer poop to me?

Ewwwww

omg.. I second that... ewwwww

It's already seconds if you mail it to me.