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STOP THE LAUGHTER PARTY / ROAST for KEIFER!
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*hic*
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dish shumvon shay shello twishter?
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dish shumvon shay shello twishter?
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One man sees things and says "why?", but I dream things that never were and say "why not?"
It would appear Monsieur Keifer aka TW has succumbed to whatever finally got to him and has gone to bed or something like it..Beaux Reves mon ami!
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Imagine...one morning...you go out for the morning paper...and you see a Keith flying over your house w/a spinny hat...idk what i'd do lol
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wahl… firsh u laugh @ da tighty-breeshies…
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One man sees things and says "why?", but I dream things that never were and say "why not?"
OK.off to look for Keifer...better not be in MY bed!! Nite nite....
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Happy Birthday Keifer......Wow I wonder what you were like as a baby!!
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Since we cant change reality. Let us change our eyes in which we percieve reality.
Nikos Kazantzakis.
How do you roast a Dorf? In a little teeny roaster. That's about all I can do...I tried to hire that Comic Insult Dog but he insulted me so that was that. I'm just too tired to party today but I hope you have a nice one Keifer.
Oh...one more thing, I said I was coming naked....and I did.
Oh...one more thing, I said I was coming naked....and I did.
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If God lived on earth, people would break his windows. Jewish Proverb........
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ummmmmm I hate to tell you guys... but it isnt baby big ears's birthday.... this is just to ROAST him... lol..
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"A sense of humour is as important to life as shock absorbers to a car.. It helps us over the bumps im life" / P.K. Shaw
Oooops, sorry guys for being late, I was thinking of a "skrzyneczka whisky" (meaning simply a crate of whisky, lol) and decided to taste some of it... soon wasn't able to move anymore... :D
Now, that I finally got better I hope you will welcome me and the crate minus one bottle, warmheartedly, lol? I guess we need something to water our mouth, *slurping the last drops of liquid out of the bottle* and of course it will go well with the roast Keifer, lol.
Now, that I finally got better I hope you will welcome me and the crate minus one bottle, warmheartedly, lol? I guess we need something to water our mouth, *slurping the last drops of liquid out of the bottle* and of course it will go well with the roast Keifer, lol.
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If you admire nature for its creations why don't you visit the gallery of its reporter...
Ooooops ... If I read that correctly ,, that means I put whisky in the microwave earlier
that'll be the safest thing to happen here today ..
(*pulls a little ball out of the bowl*) .. B - 42
(*somebody calls out*) .. JELLO BINGO
that'll be the safest thing to happen here today ..
(*pulls a little ball out of the bowl*) .. B - 42
(*somebody calls out*) .. JELLO BINGO
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I'm a Fire-Starter, twisted fire-starter
{Yawns} after sneaking back to party, very-very late.....Terri slipped over huge masses of wet, jello covered bodies.....hit head on edge of turnip....passed out.
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*Sneaks off to overthrow other threads*
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hahaha CURT! You are licking Jerry's toe!!!!!!!!!!! Or is that Keifer? Hard to tell with lime jello....{That IS a TOE, right?}
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MORNING ALL.....Aaarm Mup!......How's the party gannin!....
Did someone mention 'WHISKY'!......I'll throw in my Big 'Tighty Blackies' for whisky.
Where's Keef the birth day boy! '*Flying away!!!..how the hell can he do that with his Tighty Whites full o turnips!...
Where is everyone dont say I missed it all!!!!! oh sod am always late for the
'Jello Bashers!
Did someone mention 'WHISKY'!......I'll throw in my Big 'Tighty Blackies' for whisky.
Where's Keef the birth day boy! '*Flying away!!!..how the hell can he do that with his Tighty Whites full o turnips!...
Where is everyone dont say I missed it all!!!!! oh sod am always late for the
'Jello Bashers!
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*Happy Summertime* to you all!
It wasn't his birthday! It's just coz we wuv him!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He is here...look for the one with the VERY clean TOE!
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Ewwww! *Randomly uses sleeping people for Jell-o target practice*
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This a party? So were is the food, snapps abd logger, I hope some one brought a little Guiness and Bangers?
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Art is the perception of the creator. Meaning is the perception of the viewer. acceptance is the perception of society.
There's always room for jello. Jello shooters, Jello in the tub, body painting with jello.....it juggles and wiggles and its fun with food.
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Since we cant change reality. Let us change our eyes in which we percieve reality.
Nikos Kazantzakis.
*raises head blearily* Shots ??!! Who's doin' shots ?! Somebody brought more booze ! Yaayyy ! Wait ....OMG ! Who called the cops ??!!
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Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls .......Let The Machine Get It ........
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JELLO SHOOTERS! *snags a couple on the way out the door to work*
Kim: What did Keith look like as a baby? Well you know… we all grow into our ears… 8•P
Kim: What did Keith look like as a baby? Well you know… we all grow into our ears… 8•P
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One man sees things and says "why?", but I dream things that never were and say "why not?"
♫♪♪♫♪♫♪ And the propeller on his head goes roun' & roun', roun' & roun' ......So early in the mornin' ♪♫♫♪♫♪♪
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Hmmmmmm You should SEEEEEE what he can do with those earzzzzzzzzzz! :)
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Hey everybody ... the local Piggly Wiggly is having a sale on Tighty Whiteys
First come - First served ... While supplies last
First come - First served ... While supplies last
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I'm a Fire-Starter, twisted fire-starter
Went to the Piggly Wiggly they got none left said some little fella with big ears and a propeller on his head bought the last of them...
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"A sense of humour is as important to life as shock absorbers to a car.. It helps us over the bumps im life" / P.K. Shaw
I only buy USED undies on ebay!
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Terri? From Pokipsie Florida?.. OMG.. you the one that bought my 42-44's for a dollar two nintyeight? *Hides*
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Badger, Badger, Badger...
THAT's MEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Yes.....those were yours???????
We tented our house with those and killed a buncha bugzzzzz! hehehehe
We tented our house with those and killed a buncha bugzzzzz! hehehehe
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*examines crowd*
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tell you what?...that i still love you? that i want to be with you for the rest of our lives and that im stupid for leaving you? well thats what i wanted to say but like i said it wont change a thing, because you love ashton and i cant leave krystalynne.
Can I sell my Wide bottomed Baggie Undies on here!....
Maybe Keef can keep his Turnips in them!..
**How about that Mucker!!!!!!!!!!!!**
Maybe Keef can keep his Turnips in them!..
**How about that Mucker!!!!!!!!!!!!**
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*Happy Summertime* to you all!
Anyway now that I think about it....
"Who ate ALL the Hog Roast that I brought!!!!"
Never left NONE for my mate Keef!!!!...........Shame on yer!!!
"Who ate ALL the Hog Roast that I brought!!!!"
Never left NONE for my mate Keef!!!!...........Shame on yer!!!
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*Happy Summertime* to you all!
Ah… finally… the vodka watermelon has finished settling… Dish up everyone!
*sneaks up behind the roastee and gropes*
*runs over to grab Terri, Lauren & Jac*
*forms a circle around Beenie Boy*
*does the whirl-i-gig*
*sneaks up behind the roastee and gropes*
*runs over to grab Terri, Lauren & Jac*
*forms a circle around Beenie Boy*
*does the whirl-i-gig*
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One man sees things and says "why?", but I dream things that never were and say "why not?"
Hey! let's all take a shower together! :)
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This jello's startin' to set I think .....getting kinda sticky & gunky
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Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls .......Let The Machine Get It ........
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What the... I think I'll leave you all alone to your "devices" ... ;oP
*sneaks back out the door... muttering*
*sneaks back out the door... muttering*
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Badger, Badger, Badger...
Come back Curt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wanna wash your back!
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Gannin to Bed now.....Fed - Up!!!!!!
Too mush scoth....funn and friviolioties!!!!
nity nite
Too mush scoth....funn and friviolioties!!!!
nity nite
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*Happy Summertime* to you all!
Hey! .. what were once devices are now dehabits ... (*rawks out to the doobie brothers*)
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I'm a Fire-Starter, twisted fire-starter
Hey.......you......, yeah...YOU..in the beanie. Just you and me here right now?
Puts on old scratchy 45 record
Jim Stafford: Spiders and Snakes
motions again....c'mere....let's slow dance.......
Puts on old scratchy 45 record
Jim Stafford: Spiders and Snakes
motions again....c'mere....let's slow dance.......
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Hey! Who stole all the 78's?
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what's a 78?
I have a 38------ooops....just kidding......:) {buttons shirt} runs out all embarrassed
I have a 38------ooops....just kidding......:) {buttons shirt} runs out all embarrassed
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78 Rpm records, of course, and someone swiped them all!
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*crawls out from under couch* Hey, where did everybody go? I didn't mean to get so wasted...
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Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain [Samuel Langhornne Clemens]
OHHHHHHHH, we thought they were PLATES! Used em for serving egg salad!
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tim's too young to know about 78's ... or your 38 .. er .. uh .. revolver
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I do know about them, nonetheless. *Angrily scolds Maven for ruining antiques.*
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♫♪♫♪♫ Every party needs a pooper da da dum de dum dum ♪♫♫♪♫
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they installed a Port-o-Putty? where?!?
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One man sees things and says "why?", but I dream things that never were and say "why not?"
to ur right
but that's ur left
so to ur left :P and yes that left :P
but that's ur left
so to ur left :P and yes that left :P
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Port-o-Putty?
Maybe Cat makes noises like a car when she uses the bathroom...???
Maybe Cat makes noises like a car when she uses the bathroom...???
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-Everyone is entitled to my opinion-
that might be from taco bell *walks away to prepare for major scent changes*
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*points out I only have problems w/left and right IN a car*
oh wait… is this party in a car and I didn't notice?
oh wait… is this party in a car and I didn't notice?
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One man sees things and says "why?", but I dream things that never were and say "why not?"
Port-o-Putty? ... that's silly ..
a laptop is a port-o-puter
a laptop is a port-o-puter
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I'm a Fire-Starter, twisted fire-starter
Anyway...
*resumes food fight*
*dunks Keifers head in large vat of pumpkin soup (with sour cream)*
*resumes food fight*
*dunks Keifers head in large vat of pumpkin soup (with sour cream)*
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-Everyone is entitled to my opinion-
*takes pictures* ooooo… my very 1st photography post!
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One man sees things and says "why?", but I dream things that never were and say "why not?"
HELP! Who's got a video camera?!?!?????
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One man sees things and says "why?", but I dream things that never were and say "why not?"
*looks at pumpkin soup stains on wall* Does anybody know whose house this, BTW ?
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Don't worry, I brought my dog, she'll clean it up quick smart.
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-Everyone is entitled to my opinion-
A man who plans ahead ! Alright !
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Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls .......Let The Machine Get It ........
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Yep, I sure do...
*pours gravy all over Lauren* Go clean up, girl!
*releases the hound*
*pours gravy all over Lauren* Go clean up, girl!
*releases the hound*
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-Everyone is entitled to my opinion-
DAMN... I missed out on the shower with Beanie boy... why is my time zone different WHY!! WHY!!! not fair.. i always miss out on the good stuff... =(((( hehehehehehe LMAO
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"A sense of humour is as important to life as shock absorbers to a car.. It helps us over the bumps im life" / P.K. Shaw
*collapses with laughter from tongue lashing from dog*
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Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls .......Let The Machine Get It ........
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You know.with all this debauchery.the guy who started that thread about Sinners and God is thinking he is right!! Nite nite.........Think you been roasted enough, Keef...Any more and you'll be parchment........hmmmmm
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Keef rhrymes w/beef :D lol idk why i think it's funny..nay1 w/en?
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It's better to be betrayed, than to be the betrayer - Me
If he becomes parchment, then he's transparent! think about it.......EEK!! Tighty-whities or no....
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You know, I'd offer up my house to host this, but I KNOW that I'd get the cops called on me...my neighbors are so boring...they can't stand nekkid dances, drinking, and debauchery...how boring is that!!!!
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Look to the Future, Remeber the Past, but Live in the Present, and Never forget to tell those you love "I Love You", you may not get another chance.
No more boring than Drinking, followed by debauchery and then nekkid dancing. It all is in what order it happens in.
*starts putting socks on* feet are a wee bit cold. :o)
*starts putting socks on* feet are a wee bit cold. :o)
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Badger, Badger, Badger...
Curt, in my family...the nekkid dance is ALWAYS first...gimme a reason...the cat escaped and came home pregnant...nekkid dance (followed by panic), the clutch in th car went out...nekkid dance (followed by crying then calling AAA for a tow)...the drinking and debauchery are all icing on the nekkid dance cake.
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Look to the Future, Remeber the Past, but Live in the Present, and Never forget to tell those you love "I Love You", you may not get another chance.
#1 I thought CAT used a litter box!
#2 {good number} I regret to tell you all, that was NOT pumpkin soup.....
I brought in a batch of....special....BROWNIES. :) Mornin'!!!!!!!!
#2 {good number} I regret to tell you all, that was NOT pumpkin soup.....
I brought in a batch of....special....BROWNIES. :) Mornin'!!!!!!!!
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oh goodie! imma need those to get through this day!
*sits down and starts dedicatedly munching my way through the brownies*
*sits down and starts dedicatedly munching my way through the brownies*
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One man sees things and says "why?", but I dream things that never were and say "why not?"
Don't worry....that's just PARSLEY in em....{don't inhale em!}
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nay1 w/en?
What the heck is Andrew babbling about ?
What the heck is Andrew babbling about ?
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Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls .......Let The Machine Get It ........
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careful .. you'll get him on about being peeved at people who get peeved at e-language .. or .. what ever he called it in "trivial things"
think of it as the mating call of the north american teenster ..
think of it as the mating call of the north american teenster ..
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it's a mating call...just as Keith mentioned!
nay1 w/en!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *repeats over and over* *waits*
nay1 w/en!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *repeats over and over* *waits*
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Andrew: just what IS that creature/avatar?
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It looks like ...uh..my dogs butt wearing glasses....
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NO! it's freddy! or a porcupine! :)
nay1 w/en!!!!!!!!
nay1 w/en!!!!!!!!
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LOL awwwww that's my widdle sweet cutie-pie sugar doodle! I love Andrew!
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LOL sweet cutie-pie sugar doodle...i feel babied :D
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Bottle fed or...{ slaps self---HARD!}
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Bitty...
(Terri, you NEED to see a BBC show called Little Britain. I have a feeling you would LOVE it!)
(Terri, you NEED to see a BBC show called Little Britain. I have a feeling you would LOVE it!)
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-Everyone is entitled to my opinion-
Hmmmm, ok.....as long as it's not too clean and pure....:)
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This post is for all of us who need help when we cannot STOP LAUGHING over things KEIFER does and says!
All you have to do is write something somber.....or distracting....anything....to help us STOP maniacal laughter that he has caused.